Comment on Even mannequins have itchy butts
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I don’t care how horny you are for butt stuff with your stripey-clothed friend, not in public, not in the store and definitely NOT, in any circumstances, anywhere near mannequin children, FFS!
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The kids gotta learn someday, why not from a trusted adult?
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Nope nope nope! Not like this!
Of course, educate your mannequin children sensibly and calmly and before they learn it in the playground or online, but absolutely no physical demonstrations whatsoever!
Can you not see how pissed off little mannequin kid is? -“Stupid horny big brother getting frisky in public again.” Poor mannequin kid is scarred for life.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’ve never thought about the accumulated trauma of mannequins before. We must raise awareness!
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 week ago
No need to start a campaign, just remember mannequins have feelings too.
Be kind to your mannequins. Ask yourself "If it were me stood here all day and all night in public, how would I feel about that outfit?