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Thought I was the only one that chilled my alien dildos.
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Submitted 1 month ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t like the walnuts. I don’t know but i don’t
tomi000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is there no nsfw tag?
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
i’m mostly worried aout that lettuce, I can see you’re a walmart shopper and taylor farms prob processed that head
fork@feddit.online 1 month ago
Seems like a refreshing treat in summer and it’s hot as shit.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Plot twist: soda boxes are full of dildos.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait 'til you open the produce drawer.
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just the essentials…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The essentials and some beverages!
Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m the same way. I buy like 7 or 8 of the 35 packs from Costco. When I get my own place, I plan to buy a coke soda fountain like they have at restraints and sruff. I figure its cheaper in the long run, and irs probably better for the environment.
DudleyMason@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I thought that and looked in to it. It’d take years to pay for itself (even if soda is the only thing you drink), and you also have to get a commercial ice maker and keep the ice bin on the soda fountain full, bcs none of them actually chill the soda, it gets chilled when the water is piped through the bottom of the ice bin. It’s easier and cheaper just to buy the Costco 36 packs and an extra fridge for them.
RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Pretty sure they run on syrups. Just buy a big container of it. If you need it to be carbonized, buy a carbonizor. No need to spend 2k on a dispensor.
Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The dispenser mixes the syrup with the carbonated water.
darkmogool@feddit.org 1 month ago
O…M…G… there are some wallnuts?
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Wash your vegetables well.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A yes the anal prolapser 9000
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ooh, look at “expendable cash” over here
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
well look at it as kidney security. aint nobody gonna want your’s
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Deez walnuts
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Who’s nuts?
softwarist@programming.dev 1 month ago
You’re nuts!
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That front one seems not so safe.
WraithGear@lemmy.world 1 month ago
neither is the lettus in the back. i have no idea how this person has a functioning colon
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Once I heard about the bad lettuce, I used the unicorn horn to pull it right back out.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do you still have teeth? That’s a lot of phosphoric acid.
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Didn’t know Coca Cola had expanded their business like that.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
which lasts longer; the dildo or the lettuce?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
which one gives you worse explosive diarrhea?
gray@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Five monster dicks a day…
iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
keeps the doctor away!
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think that depends on the doctor.
starik@lemmy.today 1 month ago
There are dildos in the refrigerator.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s a 2 liter. Though I suppose anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
THANK YOU ZOMG NO ONE ELSE IS SAYING THIS
bananabread@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I have never seen bottles of soda come in a carton
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Those boxes hold 12 cans of soda each, the 2 liter bottle was purchased separately.
bananabread@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That makes sense. I assumed the boxes hold bottles too
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So, we’re all too cool to mention the toys, is that it?
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Which one did you want to talk about particularly?
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Improper FIFO
Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The unicorn horn is especially inventive
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 month ago
🤢🤮 walnuts
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
keep some room near the inner walls of the fridge. makes for better cooling.
smh@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I was just think that. Keeping a more-full fridge is more efficient because when you open it there’s less cold air to fall out. (I’m really putting my college-level thermodynamics classes to good use…)
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why the lettuce?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
are we still so innocent and child like…
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
There are 0 recalls on lettuce in my country, and in most countries. Not everyone is from the US.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Need the fiber to keep things moving after you blast your rectum with a bad dragon dildo.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Scat
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
For fiber in their diet. Or explosive diarrhoea if you are from the US.
Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Are the top shelf items helping maintain the problem?
I never went that route, when I had that problem.
For months, I was on 4L of Dr Pepper a day, and never realised I had a problem, until the day I drank 9L in 24 hours. … I never thought about sticking those top shelf items anywhere though. Does that ease the constipation?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
9 liters holy shit. I would get sick of Dr. Pepper before the first bottle was done
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Coke is the most top-shelf thing I have at the moment. I know it’s not helping my body, but I just crave it.
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Why the hell do you have your cokes packaged in cardboard?
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 month ago
easier to transport that way
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Okay but I have more questions.
Why are they storing all those in the fridge? They could have 2 of them in there and the other cokes outside, that would be much more space efficient. There would be much more space for things other than cokes.
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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