I know it’s a shitpost, but man does it feel good to quit. I once had a job I HATED (lumber department at a chronically under-staffed Home Depot where I’d be the only person expected to work both lumber and building materials during the day when contractors were in wanting stuff). One day I was scheduled to close, then scheduled for the morning shift the next day. This meant not getting home until around 11 and then getting up the next morning at 5. Alarm goes off and I just pulled a Peter Gibbens from Office Space. I hit that snooze and went right back to sleep. Woke up a few hours later, loaded a surfboard in my truck and went to the beach. Left to see family for Thanksgiving a couple days later and sent every phone call from my manager straight to voicemail. It was immature, irresponsible, but absolutely liberating.
I think the only time I felt as free was when I ended a rocky five-year relationship.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Oh man I got bit by a coyote a couple weeks ago and I walked out of the ER after getting stitches and apparently if you walk out of an ER after getting stitches but before getting rabies shots after getting bit by a coyote then everyone starts looking for you.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You don’t want rabies.
xylol@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Do rabies cause you to read?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Rabbies shots are no fun. You did the right thing.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Completely unrelated but have you ever noticed how scary water is?