Laughs in vibe coded rust static with a misaligned div
php deez nutz
Submitted 2 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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sirico@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do the passwords come across in clear text over a compromised TLS connection due to bogus certificates?
marcos@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s how you do passwords. The alternative you are looking for is keys, and the entire internet decided those are toxic and no user must be able to handle them (except for the ones that give monopoly over authentication to Apple and Google, a lot of people like those).
bold_omi@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Ew. Never outsource programming to a slop bot.
Tja@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Rake news: If vibe coding can do one thing is to align a div
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Ole Ribbit Dick Jimmy is going to be upset he can’t watch his favourite frog porn, you know the one where the frog sticks the entire length of his tongue in the other frogs ass and it distended the other frog’s throat bulge thing.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Tell me more…
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
That’s about all I know, however I’ll gladly tell you all about my brother’s grandson’s best friend’s dentist’s favourite movie. It’s Harry Potter and the urine filled dick. It’s about this boy magician at some kind of British school for the dumb and he wakes up with a serious piss boner but all of the bathrooms are being magically sealed by some evil asshole, so he tries to relieve himself into a cup but a magical plug forms on his pee hole and he can’t get it out. He spends the entire movie reading all these magical tomes to try and find a way to break the spell because he’s just so goddamn uncomfortable. In the end he dies because his bladder explodes but thanks to all the magic he learned his piss explosion breaks all the magical seals in the world and somehow also cures bladder cancer, but only for dogs. For some reason it didn’t work on humans so I think they’ll probably explain that in the sequel.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Dude what the fuck
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Be me, build a static website, but use PHP on the backend as a way of making easily updatable templates for each page…
fodor@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I used to use PHP on the backend for a similar static website setup. Later switched to using a generation script in Python, and at some point moved that over to Ruby.
The PHP was fine for the original purpose, but it was harder to clone.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I only use it to only refer to one fucking menu to use across my site.
My hosting is down but my website is down. I’m getting concerned.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Can you do the menu with JavaScript?
KernelTale@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
please don’t use JavaScript. Thanks
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, I can do fucking anything with Javascript, but the point is
- what’s the minimal effort I can use to just replace <?include menu.php>
- What about people like @KernelTale@programming.dev who have JS off? I should be able to do some kind of replacement using just HTML or something that doesn’t use Iframes or whatever.
I’m sure there are just right solutions to this, but I’m too busy with a shitload of other things I have to keep on top of.
crenquis@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’m just happy when I go to a site and all the source for the page is 1st party.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
YTMND: “We’re back, baby!”
shininghero@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
php is stored in the balls
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
ph pee is highly acidic.