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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Laughs in vibe coded rust static with a misaligned div

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Do the passwords come across in clear text over a compromised TLS connection due to bogus certificates?

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Rake news: If vibe coding can do one thing is to align a div

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• shininghero@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  php is stored in the balls

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ole Ribbit Dick Jimmy is going to be upset he can’t watch his favourite frog porn, you know the one where the frog sticks the entire length of his tongue in the other frogs ass and it distended the other frog’s throat bulge thing.

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tell me more…

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      That’s about all I know, however I’ll gladly tell you all about my brother’s grandson’s best friend’s dentist’s favourite movie. It’s Harry Potter and the urine filled dick. It’s about this boy magician at some kind of British school for the dumb and he wakes up with a serious piss boner but all of the bathrooms are being magically sealed by some evil asshole, so he tries to relieve himself into a cup but a magical plug forms on his pee hole and he can’t get it out. He spends the entire movie reading all these magical tomes to try and find a way to break the spell because he’s just so goddamn uncomfortable. In the end he dies because his bladder explodes but thanks to all the magic he learned his piss explosion breaks all the magical seals in the world and somehow also cures bladder cancer, but only for dogs. For some reason it didn’t work on humans so I think they’ll probably explain that in the sequel.

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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude what the fuck

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I only use it to only refer to one fucking menu to use across my site.

  My hosting is down but my website is down. I’m getting concerned.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  YTMND: “We’re back, baby!”

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