What’s the Arabic translation for “You can’t have a Canadian Jordan Peterson, we have Jordan Peterson at home”?
Cope
Submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Aliya@feddit.org 2 months ago
ما في داعي لجوردان بيترسون الكندي، عندنا جوردان بيترسون في البيت
Your welcome :)
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 months ago
[Chorus] Men with beards What are they hiding? Could I handle the truth If they chose me to confide in? Or would my dead body be found Down a railway siding? Where I’d been murdered by a man with a beard Murdered by a man with a beard
[Verse 1] You can’t work out what they’re thinking in their face Because they’ve got hair growing all over the place You can’t tell what they’re up to, maybe it’s best not to know Perhaps they’re full of hair up here, but they’ve got none down below? Do they put porno mags in the bushes in the woods? Do they interfere with kids – and make them say ‘Thank you’ afterwards? Do they hang around in parks, and wait 'til after dark Jump out of the bushes – and then fuck you for a lark?
[Chorus 2] Men with beards What are they concealing? That facial fuzz gives me An uneasy feeling Like they’ll hide my dismembered corpse Up in the ceiling Where I’ve been butchered by a man with a beard Butchered by a man with a beard
[Verse 2] Shipman, Bin Laden, Stilgoe, Haystacks They were all hiding something, and that’s an actual fact Whispering Bob Harris – why was his voice so soft? Had he murdered a prostitute up in his loft? Like Peter Sutcliffe: The Yorkshire Ripper He avoided the use of a razor or clipper They’ve all got a secret – could be anything But they’re probably part of a pedophile ring
[Chorus 3] Men with beards What are they obscuring? They all seem so confident And so assuring But to some waste ground You, they’ll be luring Where you’ll be bludgeoned by a man with a beard Bludgeoned by a man with a beard
[Verse 3] A recent phenomenon, that I find weird Is the peculiar anomaly of the fashion beard In adverts, bearded men are considered normal and cool They’re no longer just kerbcrawling outside the school But now I can’t tell a rapist from some guy who is hip! Which one is Mick, from This is England – and which is Scroobius Pip?! Throw in a pair of sandals, and an ethnic hat And is he a Muslim extremist, or a Hoxton twat?!
[Chorus 4] Men with beards What are they secreting? Will they trick you into A clandestine meeting And then drug your drink Or the food you were eating? Until you wake up to find what you feared You’re being rogered by a man with a beard Watch out for men with beards (He’s behind you…)
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 month ago
Where the hell is that even from? I want to listen to this sick song.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Enjoy my friend
RockBottom@feddit.org 2 months ago
Indecent thoughts, I can live with that. Thank you.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I feel like he needs that to be the case…
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Can confirm. Not the ‘indecent thoughts’ part, but the ‘looks like a girl part’. Long hair doesn’t help.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Bitch what?
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Hey. Um… You should read the other comments here. Might learn something about yourself 🤪
fissionmailed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jake Paul is going through phase
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Men without mustaches cause ‘indecent thoughts’ in other men because just look at those juicy face honkers.
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
>MailOnline
Be better than posting this rag.
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
It is a meme
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
It’s weaponized misinformation to divide people so they don’t go after the oligarchy. It’s literally what this is.
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Okay, but the man has a point. Cleaning semen hair is not trivial.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
What about if you don’t got a chin like homie in the picture??
amniote@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Check out memri tv on YT, for a ‘the best of’ selection of religious morons.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
The IDF psyop to make you bigoted against Muslims?
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I haven’t seen many clips, but the effect on me was more humanizing than anything.
It’s mostly funny and having religious nutjobs is a shared experience.amniote@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey I have muslim friends. They’re just human beings. Good ones at that, and no different from me. All believers in ‘big daddy in the sky’ are nutcases. Whatever the flavor. Go ahead , call me a kufar coz that’s what I am. I also donated €500 when Atsjee was flooded. You can figure that one out by yourself.
waldo_was_here@piefed.social 2 months ago
His a pedo
tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Strong claims require evidence. Source?
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 months ago
I agree that men without beards aren’t masculine men, but I find absolutely nothing about shaved dudes attractive. I like a bush on pussy too, though. I’m all about natural. Plastic surgery, or too much makeup, too much shaving, all of that is a turnoff.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What an insecure statement to make.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Hey thank you for your opinion. I disagree. I don’t mind at all that you express your opinion. But everyone has preferences. I’m really comfortable with mine. You can have yours, and mine remain unchanged.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Guess he’s never been turned on by a woman with facial hair. Fuckin pleb
Zannsolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Found the dwarf(the fantasy kind).
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
It’s ok. We all got that was your fantasy before you said so. All good.