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• gjoel@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well, uhm… You should not be overwhelmed by what the future might hold, but just focus on getting through today. It’s easy to mock sayings if you’re too stupid to understand them.

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  • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Right? Pull the horizon closer if the outlook is too much. Can’t plan the project for the foreseeable future? Reduce the foreseeable future, get through the next important things and then try again.

    As Anna in Frozen 2 puts it: Do the next right thing.

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• 667@lemmy.radio ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ADHD crew skips days all the time.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Alcoholics too

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  • Poach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What day is it?

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    • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      it’s 3am. i’m surprised, too.

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    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I read this in Brak’s singing voice.

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Wait, what the fuck happened to October. I wasn’t ready for a new round of bills.

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Mate I have to ask what year it is. I need to know the information so infrequently that it never sticks.

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  • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Narcolepsy, and Night Shift crews checking in. Can confirm days are skip-able.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You guys have stands? /s

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• perry@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Alt text: I hate when people give generic advice like “take it one day at a time”

  What else am I gonna do? Skip Tuesday? Can I?

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It means take it one day at a time instead of more than one day at a time. If only we could take it no days at a time!

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What kind of deranged lunatic would skip a tuesday when monday still exists?

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  • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Never said they didn’t also skip Monday.

    Shit, my dad has skipped everyday for 20 years now /s

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    OK Garfield

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• groats_survivor@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are there other Hannibal Buress jokes we can put in front of candy?

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  • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are there other Hannibal Buress jokes we can put in front of candy?

    Yes there are, and there used to be too

    …Wait… wrong comedian.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Insomnia was invented because John Twoday once tried to take it two days at once.

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• jlow@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well, you can certainly be tired from one day as if they were a couple of days …

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• agentshags@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m just here because I want the pumpkin candy in the background

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• AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My brain looked at the gummies at the background and interpreted the text as “only eat one a day” which is not something I think I can do.

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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That advice stands in opposition to my lifestyle: living in four-day batches.

  History will prove I was correct…

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• SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Behold: 🫴 benzos.

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