A kingdom always seeking expansion. Stop expanding into my stale bread dammit!
Your majesty
Submitted 16 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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lvxferre@mander.xyz 11 hours ago
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
The stale bread is fine for expansion. It’s the expansion into edible bread that annoys me.
Zacryon@feddit.org 15 hours ago
As far as I know there are a lot of fungi that have hundreds or even thousands of mating types, i.e. “sexes”. Fungi are weird.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I’ve heard that their orgies are as complex as they are awesome
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
PolarKraken@programming.dev 13 hours ago
'twas told to me that in many ways they refuse to cooperate with our system of taxonomy at large, too freaky to ever be properly pinned down
42yeah@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
Nooooo! It’s fungi propaganda!!!
General_Effort@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I’d be more supportive of fungi independence if they aimed for a democratic republic. Just saying.
the_artic_one@programming.dev 10 hours ago
And let those filthy aspergillus or god-forbid hypomyces have a say in how we run things? I think not, long-live king Muscaria of Amanitaceae!
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 5 hours ago
hypomyces
So these are parasitic mushrooms, okay. Are there any mushrooms that live as parasites on hypomyces? So basically a mushroom human centipede?
tetris11@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
But it was enough, for the koopa’s were mounting strength…
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
“Hey everybody! This guy says that Pluto is a mutha fuckin’ planet!”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 hours ago
I like hanging out with the mushroom king.
He’s a fungi.
letsgo@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
That mushroom at the bar buying drinks for everyone; he’s a fungi to be with.