Anon wants this

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Two arms?

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pretty armor.

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    • renzhexiangjiao@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      a rat tail

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And three hands

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Two arms, men!

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.

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  • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it

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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.

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  • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The being taught to raid England part seems lit.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    MFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle

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    Our culture is not a costume.

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    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I need more of this show

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• ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dark Crystal vibes

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re the same picture.

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ah, I see, Anon wishes he gets cuddles and intamacy in a heteroromantic way.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No no. It’s the perfectly round unblemished skin and hair that’s so full-bodied it practically defies gravity.

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