Titties 🥰
Indeed
Submitted 13 hours ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 hours ago
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 9 hours ago
[off topic?]
All the body parts were arguing over who was the most important. The Brain said that she was, but the Hands pointed out that they did all the work. The Heart and the Lungs said they were the most vital, but the Stomach pointed out that without food, they'd all be dead. It went on and on until the Asshole spoke up. "Why shouldn't I be in charge?"
Everyone had a good laugh and the Asshole got mad. She shut down. A week went by and the Brain was dizzy, the Heart was pounding, the Lungs were panting, and the Hands were shaking. Finally everybody agreed to let the Asshole be the one in charge.
And the moral of the story is that any Asshole can be the boss.
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
“I tell you what you want”
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
*I am you.
ms_lane@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
“I occasionally evoke your cringe greatest hits”
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Mine evokes random memes from the early 2000s more than anything else.