Aside from the fact that this is entirely fake- I’ll say…
If only.
Dont worry about your retirement plan, simpsons never fail
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WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 days ago
AcidicBasicGlitch@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I’ll say, it wouldn’t fix anything. Vance is way more psychotic and calculated. He’s actually waaaay more dangerous than Trump.
Vance combines the philosophy of a Nazi legal theory loving ivy league elites like Adrian Vermeule, with Curtis Yarvin, and Peter Theil. In a lot of ways I think Trump buffoonery keeps people distracted from a lot of their evil shit, but I also honestly feel like Trump’s ego demanding he always be the focus of attention, is acting as a chaotic buffer to keep their plans from working out as smoothly as they would like. I think Musk was even probably more of a distraction than we realized, and the only reason he’s becoming less involved is because Kratsios is able to do just as much awful shit that nobody wantsbut look normal by comparison to the chainsaw wielding maniac that was proudly getting like 7 hours of sleep a week. I’m honestly not sure if Theil set him up once again like he did with PayPal. Or did Musk know he was just the face of that would take the blame for holding the country hostage while robbing us of money that will now be sunk into an absurd number of AI projects with Thiel’s protege at the helm as Science Advisor?
I wish we could just get the entire dishonest administration removed from office, but we can’t even get most members of the House and Senate to acknowledge they’re actively trying to destroy the United States because they seriously believe their loyalty will be rewarded. Bc the fuckers that plan to replace everything with shitty AI would definitely never be able to replace them.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 days ago
trump’s danger is in his charisma, which vance lacks. even with his gifts, he would be less effective
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
…because they seriously believe their loyalty will be rewarded.
This is the only part I disagree with. I don’t think they think they’ll be rewarded, they just don’t want to be targeted. Trump is a mob boss.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
The US system baffles me.
No way an unelected individual would take office in my country.
If the president dies, the national assembly president assumes the role, internally, and is mandated, by force of law, to schedule elections to within 90 days.
The only time an unelected person was nominated for a government role in this country ended terribly, with the president disbanding the national assembly and scheduling elections in less than 30 days after the apointment and the appointment had been aproved by the national assembly.
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Good point and well said. Thank for the effort you made to write that up.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 days ago
How would you know? The only way to verify this is to actually watch something from the last twenty years of The Simpsons, and nobody’s going to do that.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 days ago
It’s me, I did that. Never missed an episode (except for the 4 I am behind on, that I am going to watch this weekend).
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 days ago
match@pawb.social 3 days ago
for the pursuit of science and culture i have watched seasons 22, 25, 33, and 35. there’s around 6 episodes with watching in that group of ~80
Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Don’t get our hopes up. Everyone knows this man is a cockroach
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 days ago
American cockroaches live two terms on average
lengau@midwest.social 3 days ago
Well in that case may e he can find religion? amp.cnn.com/…/south-african-insecticide-prophet
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
He can’t die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 days ago
All the more reason that the protest on April 19th is the most important one yet. It may be our last chance to have one safely.
chowdertailz@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I have the thought they’re going to use the protests on the 19th as provocation to institute martial law… I’m all for the protest and have been to most of the 50501s but the 19th has me worried.
witchybitchy@lemm.ee 4 days ago
lmao I was thinking the same. I have it in my calendar. can’t remember what the reason is supposed to be, but April 20th is martial law day
Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 days ago
April 20th is Hitler’s birthday
And also Easter so maybe he’s gonna arrest the Easter bunny
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth is compiling reports regarding the emergency at the border and advising if the insurrection act is appropriate response. Their reports are due the 20th.
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Something about 420 being a nazi thing.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 days ago
He would be preserved by all the McDonald’s he ate
Jakule17@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The ‘deep state’ has the chance to do the funniest things ever
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s fake, he’s drawn way too thin.
BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 days ago
nah hes just holding the fat together behind his back like homer did in the simpsons movie
bricklove@midwest.social 3 days ago
Not thin enough. He should be quartered too.
PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
[deleted]IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Three people did. With poor aim and planning.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Probably more than three, tbf. We got to hear about the three that got close and not the Discord group where everyone realized they were part of the same FBI counterinsurgency group and then half of them got fired.
Botanicals@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You sincerely think those were real attempts?
0x0@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
I guess the gun crowd is mostly maga and the remaining think there’ll be (legal) justice for him. Someday. Maybe.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s a suicide mission. You’re talking about killing the most protected human on the planet. Your guns, planning, money, they won’t go far and you’ll die in the process.
Father time is the best hope for a swift end to Trump.
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 days ago
You’re guaranteeing your death for something that has low odds of succeeding.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
It’s officially April 12th 12:10 am as I post this…
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 days ago
carrion0409@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Don’t give me hope…
laurelraven@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Was going to say this exactly
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
four more days fellas we can do this
crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Something something second amendment
linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 3 days ago
Where is the Robin Hood of our time, with heart pure and aim true?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 days ago
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Democrats: No, I’m not going to give it a shot. Even though it’s my job.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Luigi?
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
And tight pants
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Technically this was wrong. They already tried.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 days ago
You really want President JD “couchfucker” Vance?
blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
He doesn’t have command of the zombie voodoo magic, hopefully this whole thing finally falls apart.
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 3 days ago
More than anyone else? No.
More than Trump? Yes.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
vance would likely be impeached also, for being a retard, along with probably the next 20 people down the line lmao.
The entire trump cabinet is people with IQs less than 40.
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Yes. He don’t have the charisma to lead a cult like Dear Leader. Plus, Trump’s so bad there aren’t many ways he could be worse.
paintcup@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Is this an actual episode?
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Looks like AI to me
angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 3 days ago
Don’t give me hope like that.
I’m more optimistic than the average Lemmy user, but that’s too much.
glebyglobster@lemm.ee 3 days ago
And let that snake, Vance, take over?
Syd@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I think there’d be a power vacuum that could disrupt the current trajectory.
crozilla@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Agreed, no one in the GOP has the cult of personality thing like Drumpf. The remaining grifters will attack each other in their quest for power like a Humboldt squid feeding frenzy (Google that if you’ve been sleeping too peacefully lately.)
Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 3 days ago
I read this and all I can picture is Zapp Brannigan charting a course around black holes and through comet fields…
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Vance doesn’t have the support of the personality cult. He can’t hold MAGA together. The whole thing will splinter.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
Depends on what season this is from. Can’t really say the Simpsons Did It rule applies to the last fifteen years or so.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 4 days ago
Open casket means that some dummy had mercy on him, or they just borrowed that one animatronic from Disney World.
kemsat@lemmy.world 3 days ago
🤞
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Please happen. Please
Gowron_Howard@lemm.ee 4 days ago
If only
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 days ago
well that is good only 4 more days to go though I am sure most of our lists contain a couple more people at least
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Na. Dude made a deal with the Devil or some shit.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 days ago
you know this is all bullshit but how much you wanna bet if it reaches felon 47 he will hole up in bunker somewhere.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 days ago
/gif_man_crying_dont_give_me_hope.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Two more days is just about as much of this shit as I can take.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Yes, this is a shitpost community, but I still feel obligated to make sure folks know this isn’t real.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 days ago
So many fake Simpsons Trump “Predictions” I see them literally everywhere. It’s so weird how hard people try to push this shit, especially considering The Simpsons has made plenty of amazingly and eerily accurate … prognostications? But you never see those on mainstream social media. Only the fake Trump ones.
joekar1990@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It’s all ragebaiting and clicks now.
Geobloke@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I didn’t believe because it looks like it happened post season 10 and therefore isn’t canon
P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 days ago
BUT IT COULD BE
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I’m looking at it right now
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s real to me
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 days ago
No, it’s not, but the article you linked is about a different fake image.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 days ago
But the title of the article is “Did ‘The Simpsons’ Predict President Trump’s Death”. And it’s rated “false”. If The Simpsons did predict his death, just not as indicated by the specific image mentioned in the article, surely that would be mentioned and the overall rating would be something like “mixture” rather than “false”.
I suppose unless The Simpsons predicted his death in an episode released after that Snopes article was written. In which case, fair point.