Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
sundray@lemmus.org 10 months ago
More exotic tampons are theorized, but not yet been discovered at the Large Vagdron Collider.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That sounds like a pretty painful experiment.
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 10 months ago
The first time I bought tampons and pads for a girlfriend I was about 19 and didn’t know there were different sizes so I just grabbed the first package I saw. I don’t recall what it was labeled but it was the kind that women typically get right after giving birth haha.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
When I bought some for my partner I was also sent with a list of snacks to buy. I did a much better job at getting the snacks but at least the pads were usable so I could have done worse
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Nothing wrong with an extra strong tampon. It keeps one honest.
The first time I had to do it was for my wife. When I got to the store I went to the tapon aisle and recreated this meme. Took the selfie with the pads in the back and texted it to my wife asking what size pussy she wears. She thinks im ridiculous, but did laugh.
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Love your username
pyre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
why Eddy
Machinist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.
Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I’d get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she’d cum her brains out.
Fun times.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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DrDystopia@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Thanks for sharing, please don’t.
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Need a diagram to understand what you mean
Machinist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Alcove in blue. It didn’t extend into her intestines or anything, it was just a small pocket in the back wall.
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Which direction was the alcove?
Machinist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It was in the back wall of the vagina, a little bit before her cervix.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
If you don’t know, this doesn’t stand for left and right. It stands for liquid and regular.
nailingjello@piefed.zip 10 months ago
Light and regular.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
No, it’s definitely liquid. I just asked my dad, brother, uncle, grandpa, and (male) friend.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 10 months ago
I thought large
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I am now more confused
hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Light and regular. There is also heavy. How much they can absorb.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Wait are there solid mensuration?
fuckgod@feddit.online 10 months ago
Yeah, but it's rarer and usually called a baby.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 10 months ago
Define “solid”. It can actually be a bit chunky because of the uterine lining.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?
glitch1985@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah probably hiding by that “clitorus” thing they claim is real.
Routhinator@startrek.website 10 months ago
My guess is there may also be an H, for Light, Regular and Heavy flow. Besides size its what they are usually designed for.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
You’re not wrong, but they call it Super instead of Heavy for some reason. You can get L, R, S, and S+ tampons.
At my worst I was flowing over a S+ in under an hour, but that’s not okay and I’ve got health problems that are causing it. They’re supposed to last around four hours, and you can’t leave them in for more than eight hours or you run infection risks. They can be painful coming out dry, so if you’ve got a lighter flow, you’ll want a lower absorbancy so they’re nice and juicy coming out.
joenforcer@midwest.social 10 months ago
There’s also Ultra now! U!
Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Left hand and right hand insertation :-)
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I feel so stupid. I thought it was for left coiled and right coiled vaginas.
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t think ducks typically use tampons.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How did you guys think double penetration works? Bunch of virgins.
ShawiniganHandshake@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Double Uterus / Double Vagina is a thing but it’s congenital and pretty rare. The uterus starts off as two ducts that eventually fuse into a single organ during fetal development. Sometimes they don’t fuse completely, leading to two uteruses and sometimes two vaginas.
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Wait, I thought it is for left- and right handed people?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
one threads in clockwise, the other threads in counterclockwise.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
These are tampax ear protection plugs 😄
Allero@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Alright, that explains it
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wonder what else a lady could do as a bloke.
handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I figured it was similar to the left and right Twix packaging from a while back
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Why do we need to know this though?
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 10 months ago
Lmao. That stands for leaded and regular. Sheesh.
RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
wait…pussies has knocks?
accideath@feddit.org 10 months ago
Where did you think „getting knocked up“ came from?
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Wasn’t lead paint enough? Now we have lead tampons smh