Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
More exotic tampons are theorized, but not yet been discovered at the Large Vagdron Collider.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That sounds like a pretty painful experiment.
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 1 month ago
The first time I bought tampons and pads for a girlfriend I was about 19 and didn’t know there were different sizes so I just grabbed the first package I saw. I don’t recall what it was labeled but it was the kind that women typically get right after giving birth haha.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
When I bought some for my partner I was also sent with a list of snacks to buy. I did a much better job at getting the snacks but at least the pads were usable so I could have done worse
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Nothing wrong with an extra strong tampon. It keeps one honest.
The first time I had to do it was for my wife. When I got to the store I went to the tapon aisle and recreated this meme. Took the selfie with the pads in the back and texted it to my wife asking what size pussy she wears. She thinks im ridiculous, but did laugh.
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Love your username
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
why Eddy
Machinist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.
Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I’d get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she’d cum her brains out.
Fun times.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Thanks for sharing, please don’t.
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Need a diagram to understand what you mean
Machinist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Alcove in blue. It didn’t extend into her intestines or anything, it was just a small pocket in the back wall.
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Which direction was the alcove?
Machinist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It was in the back wall of the vagina, a little bit before her cervix.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
If you don’t know, this doesn’t stand for left and right. It stands for liquid and regular.
nailingjello@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Light and regular.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
No, it’s definitely liquid. I just asked my dad, brother, uncle, grandpa, and (male) friend.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 month ago
I thought large
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I am now more confused
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Light and regular. There is also heavy. How much they can absorb.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Wait are there solid mensuration?
fuckgod@feddit.online 1 month ago
Yeah, but it's rarer and usually called a baby.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 1 month ago
Define “solid”. It can actually be a bit chunky because of the uterine lining.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?
glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah probably hiding by that “clitorus” thing they claim is real.
Routhinator@startrek.website 1 month ago
My guess is there may also be an H, for Light, Regular and Heavy flow. Besides size its what they are usually designed for.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
You’re not wrong, but they call it Super instead of Heavy for some reason. You can get L, R, S, and S+ tampons.
At my worst I was flowing over a S+ in under an hour, but that’s not okay and I’ve got health problems that are causing it. They’re supposed to last around four hours, and you can’t leave them in for more than eight hours or you run infection risks. They can be painful coming out dry, so if you’ve got a lighter flow, you’ll want a lower absorbancy so they’re nice and juicy coming out.
joenforcer@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
There’s also Ultra now! U!
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Left hand and right hand insertation :-)
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I feel so stupid. I thought it was for left coiled and right coiled vaginas.
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think ducks typically use tampons.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How did you guys think double penetration works? Bunch of virgins.
ShawiniganHandshake@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Double Uterus / Double Vagina is a thing but it’s congenital and pretty rare. The uterus starts off as two ducts that eventually fuse into a single organ during fetal development. Sometimes they don’t fuse completely, leading to two uteruses and sometimes two vaginas.
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Wait, I thought it is for left- and right handed people?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
one threads in clockwise, the other threads in counterclockwise.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
These are tampax ear protection plugs 😄
Allero@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Alright, that explains it
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wonder what else a lady could do as a bloke.
handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
I figured it was similar to the left and right Twix packaging from a while back
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Why do we need to know this though?
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 1 month ago
Lmao. That stands for leaded and regular. Sheesh.
RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
wait…pussies has knocks?
accideath@feddit.org 1 month ago
Where did you think „getting knocked up“ came from?
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Wasn’t lead paint enough? Now we have lead tampons smh