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• DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Lmao. That stands for leaded and regular. Sheesh.

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  • RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    wait…pussies has knocks?

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    • accideath@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Where did you think „getting knocked up“ came from?

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  • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wasn’t lead paint enough? Now we have lead tampons smh

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• tungsten5@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The first time I bought tampons and pads for a girlfriend I was about 19 and didn’t know there were different sizes so I just grabbed the first package I saw. I don’t recall what it was labeled but it was the kind that women typically get right after giving birth haha.

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    • tungsten5@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nothing wrong with an extra strong tampon. It keeps one honest.

      The first time I had to do it was for my wife. When I got to the store I went to the tapon aisle and recreated this meme. Took the selfie with the pads in the back and texted it to my wife asking what size pussy she wears. She thinks im ridiculous, but did laugh.

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    • ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Love your username

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When I bought some for my partner I was also sent with a list of snacks to buy. I did a much better job at getting the snacks but at least the pads were usable so I could have done worse

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    • tarball@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What was your girlfriend’s reaction?

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    why Eddy

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    More exotic tampons are theorized, but not yet been discovered at the Large Vagdron Collider.

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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That sounds like a pretty painful experiment.

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• Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.

  Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I’d get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she’d cum her brains out.

  Fun times.

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hi, I’d like to unread what I just read, plz.

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  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thanks for sharing, please don’t.

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  • ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Need a diagram to understand what you mean

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    • Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

      Alcove in blue. It didn’t extend into her intestines or anything, it was just a small pocket in the back wall.

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  • bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Which direction was the alcove?

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    • Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It was in the back wall of the vagina, a little bit before her cervix.

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you don’t know, this doesn’t stand for left and right. It stands for liquid and regular.

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  • nailingjello@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Light and regular.

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    • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No, it’s definitely liquid. I just asked my dad, brother, uncle, grandpa, and (male) friend.

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I thought large

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  • ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I am now more confused

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    • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Light and regular. There is also heavy. How much they can absorb.

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wait are there solid mensuration?

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    • fuckgod@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah, but it's rarer and usually called a baby.

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    • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Define “solid”. It can actually be a bit chunky because of the uterine lining.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Left hand and right hand insertation :-)

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s nuts, where would they store their pee?

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    • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Women don’t pee. No balls.

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  • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah probably hiding by that “clitorus” thing they claim is real.

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I feel so stupid. I thought it was for left coiled and right coiled vaginas.

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  • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t think ducks typically use tampons.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How did you guys think double penetration works? Bunch of virgins.

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• Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My guess is there may also be an H, for Light, Regular and Heavy flow. Besides size its what they are usually designed for.

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  • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re not wrong, but they call it Super instead of Heavy for some reason. You can get L, R, S, and S+ tampons.

    At my worst I was flowing over a S+ in under an hour, but that’s not okay and I’ve got health problems that are causing it. They’re supposed to last around four hours, and you can’t leave them in for more than eight hours or you run infection risks. They can be painful coming out dry, so if you’ve got a lighter flow, you’ll want a lower absorbancy so they’re nice and juicy coming out.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  one threads in clockwise, the other threads in counterclockwise.

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• ShawiniganHandshake@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Double Uterus / Double Vagina is a thing but it’s congenital and pretty rare. The uterus starts off as two ducts that eventually fuse into a single organ during fetal development. Sometimes they don’t fuse completely, leading to two uteruses and sometimes two vaginas.

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• zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait, I thought it is for left- and right handed people?

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• InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  These are tampax ear protection plugs 😄

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Alright, that explains it

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I wonder what else a lady could do as a bloke.

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Two chicks at the same time, man.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fuckin’ A

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