Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
More exotic tampons are theorized, but not yet been discovered at the Large Vagdron Collider.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
That sounds like a pretty painful experiment.
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
The first time I bought tampons and pads for a girlfriend I was about 19 and didn’t know there were different sizes so I just grabbed the first package I saw. I don’t recall what it was labeled but it was the kind that women typically get right after giving birth haha.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
When I bought some for my partner I was also sent with a list of snacks to buy. I did a much better job at getting the snacks but at least the pads were usable so I could have done worse
tungsten5@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Nothing wrong with an extra strong tampon. It keeps one honest.
The first time I had to do it was for my wife. When I got to the store I went to the tapon aisle and recreated this meme. Took the selfie with the pads in the back and texted it to my wife asking what size pussy she wears. She thinks im ridiculous, but did laugh.
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Love your username
pyre@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
why Eddy
Machinist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.
Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I’d get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she’d cum her brains out.
Fun times.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Thanks for sharing, please don’t.
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Need a diagram to understand what you mean
Machinist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Alcove in blue. It didn’t extend into her intestines or anything, it was just a small pocket in the back wall.
bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Which direction was the alcove?
Machinist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It was in the back wall of the vagina, a little bit before her cervix.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
If you don’t know, this doesn’t stand for left and right. It stands for liquid and regular.
nailingjello@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Light and regular.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
No, it’s definitely liquid. I just asked my dad, brother, uncle, grandpa, and (male) friend.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I thought large
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I am now more confused
hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Light and regular. There is also heavy. How much they can absorb.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Wait are there solid mensuration?
fuckgod@feddit.online 3 weeks ago
Yeah, but it's rarer and usually called a baby.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Define “solid”. It can actually be a bit chunky because of the uterine lining.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?
glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah probably hiding by that “clitorus” thing they claim is real.
Routhinator@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
My guess is there may also be an H, for Light, Regular and Heavy flow. Besides size its what they are usually designed for.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
You’re not wrong, but they call it Super instead of Heavy for some reason. You can get L, R, S, and S+ tampons.
At my worst I was flowing over a S+ in under an hour, but that’s not okay and I’ve got health problems that are causing it. They’re supposed to last around four hours, and you can’t leave them in for more than eight hours or you run infection risks. They can be painful coming out dry, so if you’ve got a lighter flow, you’ll want a lower absorbancy so they’re nice and juicy coming out.
joenforcer@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
There’s also Ultra now! U!
Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Left hand and right hand insertation :-)
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I feel so stupid. I thought it was for left coiled and right coiled vaginas.
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t think ducks typically use tampons.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How did you guys think double penetration works? Bunch of virgins.
ShawiniganHandshake@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Double Uterus / Double Vagina is a thing but it’s congenital and pretty rare. The uterus starts off as two ducts that eventually fuse into a single organ during fetal development. Sometimes they don’t fuse completely, leading to two uteruses and sometimes two vaginas.
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Wait, I thought it is for left- and right handed people?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
one threads in clockwise, the other threads in counterclockwise.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
These are tampax ear protection plugs 😄
Allero@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Alright, that explains it
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wonder what else a lady could do as a bloke.
handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I figured it was similar to the left and right Twix packaging from a while back
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Why do we need to know this though?
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
Lmao. That stands for leaded and regular. Sheesh.
RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
wait…pussies has knocks?
accideath@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Where did you think „getting knocked up“ came from?
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Wasn’t lead paint enough? Now we have lead tampons smh