I saw protein shake/energy drinks at Costco the other week. Reminded me of the energy drink/body spray from the Good Place
Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein
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salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 2 hours ago
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Yeah, like, boah seriously, a milk drink has protein in it?
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Decent source of protein, but ungodly levels of sodium.
Blum0108@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
It’s got electrolytes!
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
someone on reddit suggested smokeable coffee one time lol
Krudler@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I really feel that would sell like hot cakes.
But since nicotine and caffeine are related molecules and are similar neurostimulants, we could just smoke tobacco hey
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
are hot cakes a source of protein?
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
First person I ever met with one of those high powered vapes used it for caffeine instead of nicotine. Kid was blurry around the edges from the twitch it gave him.
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
caffeine breaks down at vaporization temperatures, though. I know this as a former vape user and current caffeine addict lol
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Like that SNL skit commercial for eMeth
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
They make little coffee pouches like those snus things. They’re awful
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Liam and taught me that I need protein, but really I just need A LOT more fiber
jif@piefed.ca 6 hours ago
I forget what the exact stat is, but something like 20% of Americans don’t get enough protein, 97% don’t get enough fiber.
AA5B@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Depends on what you call enough protein. Part of the point of those pushing protein is the claim that most people need a lot more than government standards
DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 9 hours ago
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein
Kind of, but it’s definitely nothing new in my part of the world at least. And I’m guessing you weren’t around in the USA for the Atkins craze (or just didn’t notice) when grocery shelves and fridges/freezers were littered with high fat, high protein versions of just about every ultra processed food item you can imagine with giant call outs on the front about how much protein they had (and then fat content only disclosed via the nutrition label).
The behavior that makes my eyes roll are the foods that emphasize their protein content despite the product not being a particularly good nor dense source of it. For instance, a 50g cereal bar with a spiel on the front along the lines of “3 grams of protein in every serving”. Okay, so like, okay? And? I probably get more protein every night from the spiders I swallow in my sleep.
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I wish cocaine came back
REDACTED@infosec.pub 4 hours ago
Cocaine with protein
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I literally saw protein ice cream pints the other day. 460 calories, but it has 30g of protein! For when you’re depressed and eating a pint by yourself, but still need your gains. I guess.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I’ve got lots of protein, Greg. Could you eat me?
…please? Greg?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Now that is pure protein without calories. And you burn calories from the effort of “eating” it
rumba@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
I don’t understand. We can eat steak, chicken, chorizo, jerkey, turkey, parm, eggs, they’re all absolutely delicious; noooo we eat pea and whey protien bars that taste like cold garbage.
saltesc@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I thought we exited this phase quite a few years back. Has it made a return? Are there wheat cereals advertising protein that’ll shit straight out of me because I do zero exercise again?
SippyCup@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
It’s particularly bizarre this time, it seems to have infected the home cook space too, every other recipe is about maximizing protein intake. I’m not sure where the sudden obsession came from and I have yet to find anyone who can give a clear even somewhat verifiable answer.
frog@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
I’m gonna guess the protein powder industry sponsoring fitness and food influencers.
Look how many recipes have protein powder in them.
Next up creatine powders. “Have you heard creatine, protein doughnut bites?!”
ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I was at a theme park a little ago and really in need of a cup of coffee. So I strolled into their Starbucks sponsored coffee shop because that’s all there was. And sure enough, they were advertising various drinks, coffees, with protein added.
wjrii@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I have it on good authority that the Starbucks protein coffee gives you the double-shits.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
This phase never ended. My wife asks about protein shakes all the time, and I asked here where she’s getting the questions from. Tik Tok. All the influencers are still hyping it.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
“Zero carb!” - a ton of artificial sweetener and fats. Makes up for the carbs twice over with fat, leading to pretty high caloric density
“Source of protein! - has some protein in it, perhaps more than another product in the category, but protein still is probably less than 50% of the carb content by mass, and also has fat. Never mind the quality or bioavailability of the protein.
Protein is starting to enter the zeitgeist as something that is helpful for muscle maintenance during weight loss and for helping with satiety. But like anything, if you don’t pay attention, reading the ad copy not going to help reach your goals.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
it’s so you can eat things that taste like they’re made of corn syrup but are actually made of whey.
like you don’t have to change your eating habits, but you can meet your macros without going over your calorie limit
CubitOom@infosec.pub 10 hours ago
No whey.
But, have you ever considered how much protein your body should have in a meal? Eating too much protein can also be malnutrition. To your point it’s better to have too much protein than too much fat. However if it tastes like it’s full of corn syrup, it probably still is. Or some “healthy” artificial sweetener which your body thinks is the same yet is still empty carbohydrates.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Eating too much protein can also be malnutrition.
yeah, I better get back to (over) eating the even worse shit.
When people start eating like this, it’s almost always better than what they were eating before, and if you are doing hard exercise and desperately trying to recover from muscle pains due to exercising, and restricting calories, you need a lot of protein.
Remember, you need protein to recover AND to avoid losses from calorie restrictions.
Do the math on trying to achieve that much protein intake when you’re restricting to that few calories and what you can and can’t eat within a day with regular meals.
Now think about when you have cravings to eating the junk food you used to eat.
no shit people want to eat the protein bars. leave them the fuck alone, they’re fighting internal demons.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
protein is the new electrolytes
cRazi_man@europe.pub 10 hours ago
I’ve just seen a YouTube video about this recently.
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
for free
CubitOom@infosec.pub 10 hours ago
Pumpkin spice protein shakes.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
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