We’re going to flood it again but rather than Noah, who was “a good man in his generation”, only the rich and their loyalest pawns will be the able to afford to live above the waterline.
At this point it might be the wisest decision
Submitted 10 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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m4xie@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 hours ago
He promised he wouldn’t do it again.
He said he would end it in fire.
So global warming is God’s plan. The prick.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Instead of Jesus, send the other guy, he might have a better go of it.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Brian?
Anissem@lemmy.ml 9 hours ago
I love this one
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Emotionally-accurate Jesus.
rafoix@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
Calm down Peter Thiel.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 hours ago
The Bible says that the time of Jesus’ return will be like the time of Noah when everything was shit. But instead of flooding it, the next time will be destruction by fire. The rainbow was just a promise not to flood it all again. But it gets better after that! That’s my paraphrase version.