I got that 8% virus

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• cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So…what you’re saying is my body is… a GPU…can it run Doom‽

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  • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They got Doom running on an actual potato 🥔. Human body? Easy.

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    • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know i can, doing it on another screen now.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    people can dream that they’re playing doom, so yes

    plus people who play games with no sensory input (i.e. blindfolded and with earplugs) are effectively just playing the game in their head

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• Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like the plot of a scifi book I would absolutely read.

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  • pipes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your sinusitis could be nanobots

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  • callyral@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s actually a cool concept, nanobots that infect humans to mine cryptocurrency

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• oce@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It does hijack your cellular machinery to mine its own building instruction hashes, doesn’t it?

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• fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t belive no one has made the TO THE IMMOON 🚀🚀🚀 pun yet.

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• kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have once accidentally exposed a postgres container to the net with the default password and then I wondered why my server is running at 100% 🤷‍♂️

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lmao how long was it running.

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Took me like a week, I assumed it was people using my plex server not using correct settings and trigger transcodes on everything

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In case one didn’t know: we do this in part since our anatomy does handle high temperatures better than foreign organisms. Hence it disrupts their lifecycle aiding in defense.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  $RFKcoin #autism

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• loomy@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  my coin is going viral

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• erytau@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And they aren’t paying per compute time. Rent-free.

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• blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poor Rashida Jones

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