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Prehistoric sex toys are kind of hard to look at
Submitted 2 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://mashable.com/archive/prehistoric-sex-toys
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JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Probably made out of squishy animal bits instead of the bones.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
still practiced to this day in wales
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
“Prehistoric sex toys are kind of hard to look at - I keep getting thrown out of the museum after trying to get hands on experience with them”
Zugyuk@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Wtf is up with humanity’s primordial fascination with cut dicks?
WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
“Totally retracred or cut” means either the foreskin is cut or that it’s just pulled back.
We don’t know if it’s cut or not, we can only speculate it looks like one.
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
It’s hard to cut body parts intricately.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Well if they were soft to look at, they wouldn’t be much use would they?
gwilikers@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
There are many non-dildoish uses for which it may have been intended but without doubt anyone at the time would have seen the penile similarities - Dr. Martin Rundkvist, archaeologist
Brilliant.
TDCN@feddit.dk 2 days ago
Great… Now thats also part of my browser history
Rin@lemm.ee 2 days ago
i always use private for links. I think it’s a firefox setting on mobile
somethingsomethingidk@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Damn I had no idea, you made my day
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
hehe, hard
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
If you drew eyes on them, any of the lady image could become characters in a Ghibli movie.
Typhoonigator@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Why are they circumsized? Surely it would have been less work to leave the stone foreskin uncut.
glilimith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I suspect many of the uncut ones are less obvious and thus may have had their purpose misidentified. Also, it’s unclear if these are cut or merely retracted
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 days ago
Because our ancestors didn’t get up their own ass about buzzwords.
They got up their own ass about manhood rites instead.
CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If the tools on display in the article are anything to go by, there is a distinct possibility they just got up their own ass.
Hestia@hexbear.net 1 day ago
Unfortunately flared bases weren’t invented until the 19th century.
Ludrol@szmer.info 1 day ago
Cool blog post: …blogspot.com/…/bullshit-memes-8-ancient-egyptian…
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
a classic
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fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 days ago
Looking at those all day is enough to break anyone.