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Prehistoric sex toys are kind of hard to look at
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://mashable.com/archive/prehistoric-sex-toys
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JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Probably made out of squishy animal bits instead of the bones.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
still practiced to this day in wales
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
“Prehistoric sex toys are kind of hard to look at - I keep getting thrown out of the museum after trying to get hands on experience with them”
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Well if they were soft to look at, they wouldn’t be much use would they?
Zugyuk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Wtf is up with humanity’s primordial fascination with cut dicks?
WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
“Totally retracred or cut” means either the foreskin is cut or that it’s just pulled back.
We don’t know if it’s cut or not, we can only speculate it looks like one.
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
It’s hard to cut body parts intricately.
TDCN@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Great… Now thats also part of my browser history
Rin@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
i always use private for links. I think it’s a firefox setting on mobile
somethingsomethingidk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damn I had no idea, you made my day
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
hehe, hard
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
If you drew eyes on them, any of the lady image could become characters in a Ghibli movie.
gwilikers@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
There are many non-dildoish uses for which it may have been intended but without doubt anyone at the time would have seen the penile similarities - Dr. Martin Rundkvist, archaeologist
Brilliant.
Typhoonigator@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why are they circumsized? Surely it would have been less work to leave the stone foreskin uncut.
glilimith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I suspect many of the uncut ones are less obvious and thus may have had their purpose misidentified. Also, it’s unclear if these are cut or merely retracted
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Because our ancestors didn’t get up their own ass about buzzwords.
They got up their own ass about manhood rites instead.
CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If the tools on display in the article are anything to go by, there is a distinct possibility they just got up their own ass.
Hestia@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Unfortunately flared bases weren’t invented until the 19th century.
Ludrol@szmer.info 3 weeks ago
Cool blog post: …blogspot.com/…/bullshit-memes-8-ancient-egyptian…
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
a classic
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fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Looking at those all day is enough to break anyone.