Comment on Regional differences

• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Are you sure it wasn’t a caiman?

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      • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        No, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo.

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  • seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can’t afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy

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• Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo

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