Comment on Regional differences

• sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Are you sure it wasn’t a caiman?

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    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo.

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    • seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!

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      • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can’t afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy

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  • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo

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