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God help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
Are you sure it wasn’t a caiman?
I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo.
aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
The hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can’t afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy
I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you sure it wasn’t a caiman?
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 months ago
I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo.
seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
0ops@piefed.zip 2 months ago
The hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can’t afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo