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God help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
Are you sure it wasn’t a caiman?
I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo.
aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
The hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can’t afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy
I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Are you sure it wasn’t a caiman?
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo.
seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
0ops@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
The hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can’t afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo