God help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
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sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Alligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 1 month ago
I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo.
seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Thats why they get a bag of marshmellows
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Technically we all have food in us.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Incorrect. I only have poop and wine inside me.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
weird dinner ngl
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Merde and Merlot Mondays aren’t for everybody.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
It’s cool, it’s keto.
deacon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Great breakfast though.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
No, that’s the point. I hadn’t eaten since lunch, so all i have is wine, maybe a touch of bile, and poop.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/…/thinkingMeat.html