God help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
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sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Alligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo.
seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Thats why they get a bag of marshmellows
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Technically we all have food in us.
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Incorrect. I only have poop and wine inside me.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
weird dinner ngl
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Merde and Merlot Mondays aren’t for everybody.
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
It’s cool, it’s keto.
deacon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Great breakfast though.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
No, that’s the point. I hadn’t eaten since lunch, so all i have is wine, maybe a touch of bile, and poop.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/…/thinkingMeat.html