Comment on Regional differences

sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Technically we all have food in us.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Incorrect. I only have poop and wine inside me.

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    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      weird dinner ngl

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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Merde and Merlot Mondays aren’t for everybody.

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      • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s cool, it’s keto.

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      • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Great breakfast though.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours

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      • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        No, that’s the point. I hadn’t eaten since lunch, so all i have is wine, maybe a touch of bile, and poop.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/…/thinkingMeat.html

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  God help us if they ever figure out that we’re food

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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.

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      • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!

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      • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo.

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      • seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!

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    • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thats why they get a bag of marshmellows

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