God help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
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sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Alligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 months ago
I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo.
seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Thats why they get a bag of marshmellows
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Technically we all have food in us.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Incorrect. I only have poop and wine inside me.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
weird dinner ngl
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Merde and Merlot Mondays aren’t for everybody.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
It’s cool, it’s keto.
deacon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Great breakfast though.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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Tangent5280@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
No, that’s the point. I hadn’t eaten since lunch, so all i have is wine, maybe a touch of bile, and poop.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/…/thinkingMeat.html