This is all you need
I will let Lemmy be my oracle; what should I know? what is my fate?
Submitted 1 day ago by reader@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
reader@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
god has smiled upon me
rhinestones@europe.pub 8 hours ago
As a wealthy millionaire living my best life, I’m giving 35 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12 I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.
orenj@leminal.space 1 day ago
You will be struck by a meteor, but you can avoid this fate by renouncing the evils of genAI and divorcing somebody. It doesnt have to be your own partner.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Origin story on becoming a notary.
jjj@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
All your actions can do is delay the inevitable or make it worse. Within the next 5==-4.;;; hours, you will still be alive, but you will have taken a shit. Good luck dear reader, for you <rest of article requires paid subscription>
beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
You should know we’ve been trying to reach you for some time about your car’s extended warrant. To avoid this fate please locate the reset button in your simulated reality, press and hold for three seconds before stating the shape the rebooted environment will take and release the button. It’s very important that you do not flig the loompture or woogle the sauren. Normal service should resume after the universe reboots.
AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My dog will find you and lick your face when you least expect it.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
50 years from now the dog shows up like poppins in always sunny and gets them some kisses
hobata@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
One day you will die.
goldenbough@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes, let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It’s hard to make the good things last You realize the sun doesn’t go down
It’s just an illusion caused by the world spinning
'round
reader@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
no
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 day ago
You will be doomed to take a false constructed reality as objective. The bourgeoisie shall use this mistake to control you, feeding you lies. You will not realise that your ontology is built on capitalist lies, for you will not question the axioms upon which your worldview rests.
reader@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
neat
snek_boi@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
L
spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 1 day ago
Death. As any mortal shall know. You will grow to learn the weary aches of age. You will grow to know the aches of watching an ignorant people repeatedly stab themselves in the foot. You will know the pain of dying alone.
reader@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
meh
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 day ago
TV and the internet will be replaced by a worse thing
reader@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I believe
hansolo@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
Not matter where go, there you are.