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Be sure to print this out and give it to her in her first mother’s day card.
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Submitted 2 months ago by unexpectedwindy@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Someone doesn’t know that precum can contain sperm, too.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Last time I went looking for info on this I could only find relatively small scale studies, and from a quick search now it looks like nothing’s changed. Seems like something we should have a lot of knowledge about in 2025.
There’s a 2010 and 2016 study finding sperm in precum in the volunteers of 11/27 (41%) and 7/42 (16.7%) respectively. They had otherwise normal counts (except for one in the latter study).
Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hate the arguments that always come from this, but you can get pregnant from precum. I’ve done it! A few minutes without a condom and then putting it on for the big show can still cause pregnancy. People freak out going ‘‘oh no, there is NO sperm in pre-cum!’’ And I’m like ''yeah, that’s not where the sperm is coming from, it’s coming from the tube all the sperm is left behind in. If the precum can flush out that sperm and cause pregnancy, probably a good idea to not develop a ‘‘it can’t’’ hardliner policy.
Glasgow@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Not if you’ve peed since the last time you’ve came.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is just blatantly false. I’m not sure where you heard this from, but don’t trust it, and stop repeating it.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oof.
vk6flab@lemmy.radio 2 months ago
What do you call a person who practices the pull out method of birth control?
A parent.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wow. What a terrable plan. This is not what effective birth control looks like. Every good catholic girl knows you do it in the butt instead!
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good ol’ poophole loophole!
GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Hey PO works great till it doesn’t
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ironically, PO also means to take orally, which is 100% effective
dogsnest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Since you’re a nurse, I’m convinced.
breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
*smash cut to nine months later*
ThePantser@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why are you discussing condom use with your sister? 🤮
unexpectedwindy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]Sergio@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
wait, this is really you? fam, this isn’t mildly infuriating, this is massively worrying. you need to get your friends together and have an intervention with your sister – especially if Hamza’s likely to disappear when your sister inevitably gets pregnant. Besides, if he’s gaslighting her about this, who knows what other kind of emotional abuse he’s doing to her.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Because sex isn’t a big no-no aw my gaawd taboo to everyone?
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s not just taboo, it’s disgusting! And for good reason, sex is icky, and should never be talked about openly. I mean, what if someone else hears it??? Or worse… I’m feeling awkward just typing these words so I’m gonna sto.
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s 48 there’s a good chance nothing makes it to the egg
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My dad was 45 when I was conceived
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
She’s also 24 dating a 48-year-old so probably not the brightest 🤷
(sorry)
dogsnest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No need to apologize for the obvious yuck factor.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll be 48 before long and I already disgust myself. None taken.
LouNeko@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Guy didn’t do the Age / 2 + 7 rule.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 months ago
The fuck is with all these posts lately of gross age differences in couples like this.