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Be sure to print this out and give it to her in her first mother’s day card.
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Submitted 21 hours ago by unexpectedwindy@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 20 hours ago
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
Someone doesn’t know that precum can contain sperm, too.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Last time I went looking for info on this I could only find relatively small scale studies, and from a quick search now it looks like nothing’s changed. Seems like something we should have a lot of knowledge about in 2025.
There’s a 2010 and 2016 study finding sperm in precum in the volunteers of 11/27 (41%) and 7/42 (16.7%) respectively. They had otherwise normal counts (except for one in the latter study).
Snowclone@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I hate the arguments that always come from this, but you can get pregnant from precum. I’ve done it! A few minutes without a condom and then putting it on for the big show can still cause pregnancy. People freak out going ‘‘oh no, there is NO sperm in pre-cum!’’ And I’m like ''yeah, that’s not where the sperm is coming from, it’s coming from the tube all the sperm is left behind in. If the precum can flush out that sperm and cause pregnancy, probably a good idea to not develop a ‘‘it can’t’’ hardliner policy.
Glasgow@lemmy.ml 19 hours ago
Not if you’ve peed since the last time you’ve came.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
This is just blatantly false. I’m not sure where you heard this from, but don’t trust it, and stop repeating it.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Oof.
vk6flab@lemmy.radio 19 hours ago
What do you call a person who practices the pull out method of birth control?
A parent.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Wow. What a terrable plan. This is not what effective birth control looks like. Every good catholic girl knows you do it in the butt instead!
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Good ol’ poophole loophole!
GBU_28@lemm.ee 20 hours ago
Hey PO works great till it doesn’t
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Ironically, PO also means to take orally, which is 100% effective
dogsnest@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Since you’re a nurse, I’m convinced.
breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
*smash cut to nine months later*
ThePantser@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Why are you discussing condom use with your sister? 🤮
unexpectedwindy@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
[deleted]Sergio@slrpnk.net 20 hours ago
wait, this is really you? fam, this isn’t mildly infuriating, this is massively worrying. you need to get your friends together and have an intervention with your sister – especially if Hamza’s likely to disappear when your sister inevitably gets pregnant. Besides, if he’s gaslighting her about this, who knows what other kind of emotional abuse he’s doing to her.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
Because sex isn’t a big no-no aw my gaawd taboo to everyone?
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
It’s not just taboo, it’s disgusting! And for good reason, sex is icky, and should never be talked about openly. I mean, what if someone else hears it??? Or worse… I’m feeling awkward just typing these words so I’m gonna sto.
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
He’s 48 there’s a good chance nothing makes it to the egg
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
My dad was 45 when I was conceived
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 20 hours ago
She’s also 24 dating a 48-year-old so probably not the brightest 🤷
(sorry)
dogsnest@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
No need to apologize for the obvious yuck factor.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I’ll be 48 before long and I already disgust myself. None taken.
LouNeko@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Guy didn’t do the Age / 2 + 7 rule.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 19 hours ago
The fuck is with all these posts lately of gross age differences in couples like this.