Gmers try not to be Gmers challenge.
Assmold fans being moldy.
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GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Janx@piefed.social 17 hours ago
A well-trained officer of the law would not have missed all those shots. So unrealistic.
Nothing is funnier than this comment…
needanke@feddit.org 1 hour ago
Officer of the
lawcourt Scene from Better call Saul: Saul knocks on a door subtitled “Open up! Officer of the court!”.tmyakal@infosec.pub 16 hours ago
I used to be buddies with a retired NYPD patrolman. One of the most funded and well-trained municipal police forces in the US. With regular range testing, they were expected to hit their targets 40% of the time.
I’ll say that again: in a controlled environment, against unmoving targets, an NYPD officer can usually miss, and that’s fine. Does anyone think they suddenly get more accurate once adrenalin is pumping and a teenager is running away from them?
MBech@feddit.dk 42 minutes ago
Makes you wonder what those 60% are gonna hit, random bystanders? Victims? Their collegues?
mlg@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I had a buddy who went into the army in HS and it was around the time some doofuses suggested arming teachers with guns.
He already thought the idea was braindead stupid so we decided to look up cops as a comparison to civilians in terms of accuracy.
We couldn’t find civilian data but the cops in our state had a whopping 21% accuracy of actually hitting their target (in real situations) with some areas as low as 11%.
He doubled down on disqualifying police as a real occupation after that lol.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
well trained officer of the law
well trained
officer of the law
It’s like an exercise in finding the oxymoron
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
This just in: dipshit streamer has dipshit fans.
In other news: water is wet.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This! Unfortunately I have a friend that is a fan of him. I just spoke to him on the phone on if he saw the extended trailer and he told me he is refusing to play the game. He may get it when it is on sale, but because Lucia is a playable female character, he will not be looking forward to playing it at all.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Will she control differently or something?
Its GTA just go to the barbers give her a baldy and youll never know the difference. You spend the entire game in a car or looking over the shoulder anyway.
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
This guy shouldn’t be your friend
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Funny, a playable female character is part of why I am looking forward to it.
kettuli@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Accidental ally.
leduvisc00l@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
WRONG
Water is not wet, water makes something wet
OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 day ago
Unless you have isolated a single water molecule, it is in contact with other water molecules and therefore wet.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You have a very unfulfilled life, don’t you?
Phantom_Feline17@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Nurgle’s favorite soldier.
dxnny801@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
They will all be playing the game on release day. None of them have the spine to stand by their convictions.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I’m one of those rare types who hasn’t touched CoD since Black Ops 1. The franchise has really gone downhill since then.
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The franchise <- that’s the problem right there. Nothing can and should last forever
Pika@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
I have touched a bit, only a handful of times to see if its better and I havent paid for a release since they tend to give games pit for free from time to time. It’s almost entirely just playing single player because online is just intolerable now.
Malica@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
Then they’re shocked when people find them repulsive
abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I know people hate his followers and him, but there is a piece to this people forget.
These people are real, and they are out there. He curates his audience to be echo chambers for these mindsets. We need to speak to our friends, family, and neighbors, about this stuff so that they can’t just fester in these toxic environments. It’s an uphill battle, but writing the people on the fringes of these groups off just causes them to spiral into their own circles and get more intense.
We don’t want people following him because he isn’t worth following. Care for people and show others that your community is welcoming to all and they’ll lose their power. There are bigger problems we can unite against that we all want.
NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
It’s going to take a stronger person than me to fix all my white friends who watch his shit. At some point they just want to be different and feel right for it.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 day ago
How did that one motherfucker come to the conclusion that cops are highly skilled shooters with good accuracy?
msage@programming.dev 2 hours ago
TV shows.
remon@ani.social 1 day ago
He did say “well-trained”, so obviously this doesn’t apply to American cops.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Storm troopers famously have to fire 30 times before they hit one or two times.
Photonic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Uvalde of course
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
This kinda feels like trolling tbh, like, shooting cops in a GTA game isn’t new
FatVegan@leminal.space 18 hours ago
I feel like it’s a bit of both. Kinda like flat earthers. Most were in on the joke, but some took it seriously. It is pretty funny to wanna hear n-words, but are afraid to even say the n-word.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Asmongoloid.
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Probably best to nix that word from your vocabulary - it’s derived from pre-genetics race theory and was one of the primary groupings along with “Caucasoid” and “Negroid”. It was basically exclusively used to refer to people who were considered “lesser than”, and that racism carried forward into it being used as a descriptor for people with Down syndrome.
godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Asmeinkampf*
Lojcs@piefed.social 1 day ago
they force u to shoot cops?!?!?! WTH
They’re in on it
Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They force us to commit crimes of vehicular nature! They practically make us to steal cars (not respecting private property, communism!)! What happened to this wholesome franchise called Grand Theft Auto, horror. It used to be about saying n-word, but now it’s about disrespecting our boys in blue!
VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
most of these of clearly jokes
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
From my time at 4chan I’m guessing about 10% of them are joking, and they naively assume everyone else is
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
Eh, if you say something long enough then you just become that. Hard to separate the two if there’s just your personality.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Or you become a nazi bar
lustyargonian@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Poe’s law
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
what a bucket of chuds
vinyl@lemmy.world 1 day ago
crusty chuds
rabber@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Dude was a completely different person before his mom died
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 day ago
Same gems who wonder why tf they can’t find a gf.
anistorian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s almost like he cultivates a special kind of fan. Also did he get fat ?
Varesti@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Probably all of the swelling from tooth infections.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 day ago
“They force you to shoot cops”? Wth indeed.
aesthelete@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
who the devils is this stupid annoying fuck?
regdog@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Lovely audience
herrvogel@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I watched the extended look. There was a very clearly enunciated “what the fuck” about 18 seconds into the video, so there’s that. I guess that’s not enough or something?
OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 day ago
I guess that’s not enough or something?
They’re specifically looking for n-words like GTA:SA had. Even though it wouldn’t be accurate or appropriate to these characters in this setting.
gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 15 hours ago
maybe i should start looking into GTA VI after all …
Varesti@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
AssmoldRust
spacegoat@lemmy.world 40 minutes ago
I like how a handler was assigned to him and she gave up after a week because he was too vile