Based on a true story

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Have you found Jesus?”

  “Damn! Y’all need to keep better track of him!”

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  • LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminds me of that South Park video game where Jesus hides inside a church. When you find him he says “You found me! Next time won’t be so easy!” and runs away chuckling

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• SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jesus loves you. Me: “Why would he tell you and not me”

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I dunno man, he gave me this note for you. None of my business, he’s a weird kid. (Jesus giggling behind a potted plant.)

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the Most High

    Sounds like a challenge to me. Let’s go.

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• TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gibe De Pusi b0ss

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    *actual full body seizure*

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• Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve also heard that Jesus loves the little children. Not just some of them, all the children of the world. It’s been speculated that’s the main reason he left Judaism and became the first Catholic Priest.

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jesus might, but his daddy don’t.

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  • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Come on, legends don’t say he spent his time using his healing touch on male prostitutes.

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