Who has enough money and so little sense, as to give 12k worth of drugs to this waddling pile of comedy?
Close but no cigar
Submitted 1 day ago by eyekaytee@lemmy.world to videos@lemmy.world
https://ikt.id.au/uploads/good_try.mp4
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HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social 1 day ago
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 day ago
At least he’s getting his steps in!
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 1 day ago
Put a shirt on mate.
Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Somehow it’s a flesh colored shirt…?
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The sun bouncing off his pale skin blinded the image sensors and washed out the colors. He’s a whiter shade of pale now.
Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 1 day ago
Shit, had that been a US prison he would be surrounded by officers before he made it through four attempts.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I grew up near a prison. The city baseball fields were right next to it. Sometimes you just lost a ball. Never got talked by BoP employees for hitting a foul.
Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 9 hours ago
You very likely were more watched, and understood, than you think. Each of those balls was probably checked, and it was likely that there were strict penalties for inmates who grabbed one, assuming any inmates would be able to. There was probably a disposal point for them as to keep employees from bringing outside contraband in. This is very different to walking up to the prison wall, and throwing some random object over it, especially doing it multiple times, showing you are trying to get it over the walls. There are thousands of videos online of guys standing on the closes public road to prisons, and jails, and they get attention in minutes, when they are just taking pictures, and some video.
Even for facilities in densely populated areas, like downtowns in metro areas, similar to the one I used to work in, who have to be a lot more tolerant of people on their grounds, and at the periphery, if someone went into some place uncommon, or was acting strangely, there would be guards there in minutes to question them, and drive them away. The people on the walking/biking path right next to the building, who would often linger around, lean on the fence, etc., rarely caused a reaction though.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Plot twist: the baseballs were all full of drugs.
vk6flab@lemmy.radio 13 hours ago
What’s with the watermark on the video?
“The Archbishop of Banterbury”
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Must be wild living right next door to a prison.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why? The 20 years I lived near one, nothing happened.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
Might just be the one I was in but do you get prisoners yelling from the windows to eachother?
Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Not even a fat guy failing at throwing?
solidheron@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Should have used a sling
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
A trebuchet (the superior siege engine) would have gotten it over with no issue.
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 1 day ago
Ironically he ran, looking like it pained him. If he would have walked casually and acted like he was going to a car or something might have gotten away with it. Instead he looked suspicious from the start
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 day ago
Big boy is getting his steps in that day 🤣
Krudler@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Does anybody know what’s happening in the video? I’m very uncertain.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Comically obese person tries to throw a small brick sized package over the wall of a prison. They are unsuccessful.
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
Watch the video and read the text? 🤔
Malica@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
I thought he was naked for way too long