Theoriginalthon

@Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is punished for his sins⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait so it’s a crime to have a BBQ or picnic if a homeless person is there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart actually teaches their employees how to get food stamps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because fuck the poor!

  Also we have a similar, but nowhere near a bad so called benefit cliff in the uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close but no cigar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even a fat guy failing at throwing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doorless showers just make a mess and everything ends up wet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine was fine till the kids grew up and wanted showers not baths. Water everywhere. Had to replace it with a sliding door

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me attending "AI University" at work today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are doing it wrong, you need to get Claude to summarise the summary until you get down to a one sentence, peak efficiency

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's quite the burden knowing I'm always the smartest person in any given room.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean is that like a pinky promise?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s be honest I’m guessing nearly every country does this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All aboard the Pythagorean Express⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Forbidden snack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this sufficiently advanced technology?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once had a email that crashed the network card on a windows 2000 server. That was not fun to try and find the problem. After the 3rd occurrence the network card got binned

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just read the opening parts of the bible and you begin to understand how backwards peoples knowledge was in the past.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mobile first! MoBiLE FiRsT!!!

  What that?

  AI?

  AI FiRst!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canada should make the USA pay for this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on everyone knows you fight fire with fire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah I see you...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah normal mountain bike and cancel the gym

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't cover nuclear war? Pass.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It actually genius, as if there was a nuclear war, things would be that fucked up, no one would be able to claim. And you can also define what nuclear war is, one nuke isn’t a war it’s “terrorism” so not covered, dirty bomb? Also terrorism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...and then suggest something totally unrelated...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the excuse you tell everyone, you are relly in it for the tricorn hats and parrots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America continues to fall behind the rest of the world⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair they did say they had the lowest literacy rates

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chickens do the same thing when they get too hot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Team Snapchat still shows up in my notifications even though I have them blocked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Originally for sending dick pics and tit pics, now it’s like early Facebook where instead of poking people and throwing sheep, you send a picture with or without a filter to get a streak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👴☝️I did that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah its a ad delivery and surveillance device that you pay for, like the superbox but less nefarious darknetdiaries.com/episode/172/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate the best way to get rid of an old mattress? Wrong answers only. Worst idea I'll actually do.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fold it length way, rope around each end. Open the middle stick a bit of wood in it…and canoe. Bonus old pillows on a stick for a paddle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm 29 and my partner is only 28 am I exploiting her?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So subtract 0.5?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the most confusing false friends from your language to another that are spelt exactly the same?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL that some Spanish person once fucked a cookie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EU vs USA⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  iT wAs ThE wiLL oF tHe PEople!!! Based on a none binding referendum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EU vs USA⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just to let you know the approx stats of the population: 1/4 voted leave, 1/4 votes remain, 1/4 didn’t bother turning up to vote, 1/4 weren’t registered/too young to vote

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair it was difficult to tell… Boobs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I completely disagree, one is slightly zoomed in more than the other!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I could do executive orders 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hang on a minute that’s some colonialist bullshit, the penguins were there first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nigel Farage's claim he 'can't be bought' is ridiculed⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit that’s amazing, he will literally do anything for money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nigel Farage's claim he 'can't be bought' is ridiculed⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t believe you at first but you can literally get Nigel farage to say anything for the low price of £69.73+ I’m going to assume he won’t say some stuff but still

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians banned social media. Now they are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing to do with social media, all to do with at what point and electric bicycle becomes an electric motorcycle and the lack of laws and regulations keeping up with it. It used to be easy if the thing was making a noise, due to petrol engine, it’s a motorbike. It’s happening in every country and it feels like Chinese manufacturers are making all the money whilst the rest of the world catches up.