We're thinking Urethra or Diphteria if it's a girl

Comments

• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I still say Randolph Mantooth is the most masculine name.

  source
• ToffeeIsForClosers@piefed.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reminded me of this oldie but goldie list

  Dick Pound!

  source
• caboose2006@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Introducing my newborn son “This is baby Ham Dyson”

  source
• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “My name is Gluteous Maximus, commander of the Asses of the North, General of the Sphincter Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Analius.”

  source

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Asses of the North

    You mean the right wing demagogues on the ascendancy in Nordic countries including my native Denmark?

    source
  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “He has a wide, you know…”

    source
• DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  BLAST HARDCHEESE!

  source

  • piconaut@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Buff Drinklots
    Slab Squatthrust
    Stump Chunkman
    Big McLarge Huge Bob Johnson

    source

    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pete Nutall

      Rod Hardson

      Jim Dick

      Dick Batter

      Stiffy Hunt

      source
    • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Big McLargehuge might be my favorite.

      source
  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He has an account here on Lemmy somewhere.

    source
• KingVaelinEats@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dranno Battery is good enough.

  source
• thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Glute Honk

  Or, as I call it, sexual harassment

  source

  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or battery, perchance?

    source
• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  GROND!

  source

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    BORT will always be a classic. Image

    source
• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎H A M

  B A T T E R Y

  source

  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that something used to power a ham? Or a battery made of pork?

    Or is it a crime against pigs?

    source

    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, eating ham gives us energy, so logically they are batteries made of pork.

      source
    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes.

      source
    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ham batteries or for ham radios.

      source
  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    correct horse ham battery staple

    source
• dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

  source
• JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t know why, but honk really got me good.

  source

  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nice to meet you, my name is Honk Ifyoulovejesus

    source

    • JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At least it’s not Honk Ifyourhorny

      source

      • -> View More Comments
• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ham is actually a veritable biblical name (as in Ham, Shem and Japhet), and was more common in puritanical times. A chimpanzee sent into space by NASA was named Ham, probably after the scriptural figure rather than importentiously the meat.

  source

  • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bad portents to name science monkey after lunch meat?!?!

    source
• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Beer

  Fight

  Truck

  Boulder

  Gun

  source

  • decolo@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    These are Dave Ryder adjacent.

    • Blast Crunchmeat

    • Squat Hardthrust

    • Beef Bulkhead

    etc

    source
• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am Bus, and this is my son, Bussy.

  source
• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  S’Phyllis Fallopia Fellaggio G’Noriah Ovaria

  source
• lime@feddit.nu ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  sleve mcdichael sounding ass

  source
• aSaabD00d@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is extremely funny to me bc I did go to school with someone named Dyson. I honestly have no idea why but we all called him Mateo.

  source

  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because Dyson sucks?

    source
• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dranon Dyson sounds like a weirdly cool fantasy/scifi name

  source
• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Rubella is very popular in 2026.

  source
• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hoof

  source
• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s that guy who was in There Will Be Blood wasn’t there?

  Paul Drano

  source
• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gonad Bloke does not sound like a nickname you want.

  source