Glute Honk
Or, as I call it, sexual harassment
We're thinking Urethra or Diphteria if it's a girl
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Or battery, perchance?
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 2 weeks ago
BLAST HARDCHEESE!
piconaut@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Buff Drinklots
Slab Squatthrust
Stump Chunkman
Big McLarge Huge Bob JohnsonDudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 2 weeks ago
Big McLargehuge might be my favorite.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pete Nutall
Rod Hardson
Jim Dick
Dick Batter
Stiffy Hunt
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
He has an account here on Lemmy somewhere.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
H A M
B A T T E R Y
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Is that something used to power a ham? Or a battery made of pork?
Or is it a crime against pigs?
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Well, eating ham gives us energy, so logically they are batteries made of pork.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Yes.
frog@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Ham batteries or for ham radios.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
correct
horseham battery staple
JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I don’t know why, but honk really got me good.
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Nice to meet you, my name is Honk Ifyoulovejesus
JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
At least it’s not Honk Ifyourhorny
Snapz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
May i add…
Fridge Crunch Jeff Murderer
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t forget:
Building-Inspector
Comptroller
Spün
Pissbaby
Stretch
Slick
Vice-Mayor
Penis
Boil-on-my-AssViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Fridgecrunch Jeffmurderer is my favorite underused Marvel villain
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
A sound of terror to many.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Ham is actually a veritable biblical name (as in Ham, Shem and Japhet), and was more common in puritanical times. A chimpanzee sent into space by NASA was named Ham, probably after the scriptural figure rather than importentiously the meat.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Bad portents to name science monkey after lunch meat?!?!
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Beer
Fight
Truck
Boulder
Gun
decolo@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
These are Dave Ryder adjacent.
Blast Crunchmeat
Squat Hardthrust
Beef Bulkhead
etc
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I still say Randolph Mantooth is the most masculine name.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it’s hardly as manly as Leslie Venalohn
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
No optimus prime or megatron 🥀
pigup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I am Bus, and this is my son, Bussy.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
S’Phyllis Fallopia Fellaggio G’Noriah Ovaria
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
La Trine
lime@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
sleve mcdichael sounding ass
aSaabD00d@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
This is extremely funny to me bc I did go to school with someone named Dyson. I honestly have no idea why but we all called him Mateo.
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Because Dyson sucks?
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Dranon Dyson sounds like a weirdly cool fantasy/scifi name
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My friend names all her d&d characters after parts of the vulva, and it works shockingly well. Just name a man Vas Deferens
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
For the ladies, I always thought Urine (Youreeen) was a beautiful name
CodandChips@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Ive always liked Chlamydia…
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Never did find a cure 😞
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Honk is a stronk name. Almost as stonk as Grong
ToffeeIsForClosers@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
KingVaelinEats@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Dranno Battery is good enough.
caboose2006@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Introducing my newborn son “This is baby Ham Dyson”
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Rubella is very popular in 2026.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Gonad Bloke does not sound like a nickname you want.
bilb@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I like Battery. Batt for short.
pigup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hoof
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
There’s that guy who was in There Will Be Blood wasn’t there?
Paul Drano
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
“My name is Gluteous Maximus, commander of the Asses of the North, General of the Sphincter Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Analius.”
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
You mean the right wing demagogues on the ascendancy in Nordic countries including my native Denmark?
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Is it true that if you’re single on your 25th birthday, your friends and family will throw cinnamon on you?
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“He has a wide, you know…”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
of the New Fartington Asses?