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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gintoki@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I don’t want to bother putting my pants down and sitting down and standing up just to pee. Too much bother

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I chimney up the stall about halfway and drop that deuce like a mountain goat.

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  • BeUnique@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But then you don’t get to play the sinking and or stain cleaning game? That’s one of the best parts of being a man!

    I sit down sometimes when I’m tired or if I just wanna sit down and fuck around on my phone for a bit. Also at night! I love those no lights to not fuck up your sleep, sit down, take a piss, then quickly get back to bed without touching your phone or talking to anyone so you can hopefully go back to bed!

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  • SlothMama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s great as long as you don’t pee perfectly forward and don’t realize it until you’re standing up in a pool of pee.

    No matter what I try, this just happens sometimes, so sitting or standing are both awful

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    • howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      How does that happen? You point your dick straight down and the stream decides to shoot out at a 90 degree angle?

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      • SlothMama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It’s too small, maybe about half an inch or less. There isn’t much else to explain. Stream often lands between the bowl and the seat and I don’t realize it until it’s too late

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      • hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Touching your own pp is gay, apparently

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  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They’re both correct. Only difference is the moment.

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  • stumu415@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Depends if it’s a Dutch shelf toilet

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What is that? How do you sit? Does the log sit steaming on the flat side until you flush?

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      • stumu415@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You sit like a normal person with your face away from the toilet block.

        And yes. This wonderful Dutch design allows you to inspect your work before assigning it to the dark depths of sewage.

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  • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Both of my sons sit, I stand. I’m not sure what I did to deserve such considerate children as they just started doing it on their own before my oldest we even ten but bathroom upkeep was improved so much. I try to be conscious and careful and I still always wipe the rim with toilet paper after before I wash my hands unless the toilet is gross af.

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  • andot@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sit when hungover or at night Stand any other time

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  • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sit crew here. I just do it because I’m a lazy turd and a chair is a chair, I’m sitting.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Thank you! I’ve been saying this for years. Any toilet can be a chair and any chair can be a toilet.

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  • FreeBeard@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    12.000 years human civilization and you still pee like Ötzi. Some things improved since then. Consider it brother.

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  • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Have you tried bunching the dress up and tucking it under your arms to expose your bottom half? Not trying to judge just seems like that might be easier.

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    • turdas@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I can’t help but imagine that there is some solution to peeing in a dress besides doing it while standing up, considering that dresses were traditionally worn by people who do not have cocks.

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      • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        If they don’t have cocks, then they probably don’t have balls, which means they have nowhere to store their pee and therefore never have to pee.

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I literally do not care how people pee and it’s strange to me that others do.

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  • Zier@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There are a few medical studies that promote sitting because the muscles men use to urinate relax more while sitting.

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    • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “Did you work out today?”

      you know I did

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s a long-ass piss.

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Better than a long ass-piss.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There comes a time in a man’s life when sitting down on the toilet means your carry-on might meet an unexpected water landing.

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    • farmgineer@nord.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      North American? Water in toilets there is way higher than anywhere else in the world I’ve been.

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      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        That’s because we consume far too much carbs and meat, so we take big American shits. We need that water, or the shit will win.

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  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Amen

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  • farmgineer@nord.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If I am only going to urinate and the place has a urinal, stand. Else, sit.

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  • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think if anyone did the research on this, they’d find that showers are okay with sitting but growers absolutely need to stand.

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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nope less energy and it’s easy to finish up and run. It was engineered that way for a reason.

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    if I sit, the pee will go trough the space between the seat and the WC’s mainframe, unless I point it down.

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  • caboose2006@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I lived in a place where the lid wouldn’t stay up on it’s own so it was either sit or piss at a quarter squat or partially bent back to hold the lid up. I still pee sitting down most of the time. It’s a better experience.

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  • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    All healthy mammals take 25 seconds to urinate. 90 is somewhat concerning.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I mean that sounds about right but then I’m sure bladder sizes vary

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  • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Also, I get to fuss my cats who come in the rub around my legs.

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If you stand, even at the urinal, you need to learn where to aim. Don’t pee in the water because it will splash on your feet and lower pants. Aim for to side (inside the bowl) near to the water. Quiet and no splashing.
    I really hate toilets that are designed so that you can’t do that. They have to be designed by sitters.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You’re still getting piss out of the bowl if you’re on the sides. Its not as drastic as the center but its still a stream hitting a fairly flat surface from a decent height.

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      • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The sides of most bowls slope downward steeply. I have heard about toilets in Europe that have a shelf on the inside so you can examine your poop before flushing. Is that what you are thinking of?

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I stand most of the time. I sit when exhausted or when i know my spray won’t be good, or if I have gas I don’t trust to be just gas. I’ve also been trying to get into the habit of sitting when at a woman’s house/apartment. It just doesn’t seem fair for me to make a mess with splashback, especially if they don’t live with any men. Unless I’m doing some of the cleaning it seems more fair to just sit and get the business done that way. Plus this way I’ll never leave the seat up.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ve have never heard of this happening when these memes come up so my wiener might be broke but I can’t pee sitting down. All of my pee won’t come out and I have to lean down and stretch my peen so it all comes out. If I don’t and stand up I’ll literally pee on the floor.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Leaning forward is easier for your bladder to empty.

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      • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Sitting also gives better access to push on the part between the balls and butthole which can reduce post piss drippage.

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  • Monument@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I hope the username is related.

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  • Dequei@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I want to sit, but I stand because, idk why but I don’t pee all the pee

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  • mereo@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I sit. It’s comfortable, and you don’t need to clean up any messes from splashback.

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