5ibelius9insterberg
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- Comment on Why does dried pasta have an expiration date 15 hours ago:
In Germany there is a difference between Mindesthaltbarkeitsdatum [the food company guarantees the expected quality up to this date] so basically „best before“, and Verbrauchsdatum [If you eat this product after said date, there’s a rising probability of you getting sick] which would be the expiration date.
On some products they ask you to look, smell and taste, because it’s probably still good after the Mindesthaltbarkeitsdatum.
- Comment on I am definitely slowing down to allow this guy to get in front of me 1 day ago:
This has nothing to do with traffic. It’s a nepo baby business strategy.
- Comment on Help 1 week ago:
There’s a song about the Porta Potty experience during a festival which translates to „Heat Death in the Porta Potty“ from the German band „Ersatzkopf“ (Head replacement)
Here‘s the translated chorus:
Heatdeath in the Porta Potty, woahoh
Oh my God, I’m sweating so much, woahoh
I’m going to take all my clothes off first
Otherwise I won’t make it out of here alive
Out of the Porta Potty, oh no no.
- Comment on Why are tv shows about billionaires so popular? 5 weeks ago:
over_clox@lemmy.world implies if a man hosts a show about prices it’s relevant the he‘s Jewish.
Nazis murdered 6.000.000 Jews. Source
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 1 month ago:
Nooooo…. It’s the manly love only fathers can feel for their sons. Every other love is tainted, because Females^tm^ are part of it. Only Anon and his dad can feel this purest form of affection. /s
- Comment on Apes smart 1 month ago:
The smartest thing I ever heard about evolution: „It’s rolling dice and keeping the sixes.“ There is neither a goal, nor a peak. Evolution is a load of completely random mutations. The ones that help a species to survive in their specific environment are „kept“.
Also oftentimes, stuff that was kept because it makes thing possible, turns out to be useful for completly different thing Fingers helping apes climb, but they also allowed the use of tools.
- Comment on power generator 1 month ago:
And wise-ass got outwiseassed. Chapeau
PS: you forgot to mention piezoelectricity
- Comment on power generator 1 month ago:
Well… if a wire moves in a magnetic field, a current is induced. If a current runs through a wire, it generates an electromagnetic field.
So in this case: spinning wire = spinning magnet
- Comment on power generator 1 month ago:
No, wind is spinning magnets. Everything except photovoltaics and fuel cells is spinning magnets. (Everything with boiling water is also spinning magnets)
- Comment on Spooooookyyyyy Scaaaaaaaarrryyyy 1 month ago:
So Mozambique is a rapper? Represented by hoes and automatic weapons?
- Comment on Finally, we have the blueprints! 2 months ago:
Ah. Ok. Fair.
- Comment on Finally, we have the blueprints! 2 months ago:
Bullshit!1111!!!
WHO puts a DUNGEON(!) behind an OPEN gallery???
- Comment on It's unacceptable that people like Jeff Bezos exist. 2 months ago:
It’s inevitable that people like Jeff Bezos exist. It’s called capitalism. The System is working as expected.
- Comment on China so smart, big penis too! 2 months ago:
Well… if you put solar panels over irrigation canals or reservoirs, water won’t evaporate as fast. It’s not completely stupid.
- Comment on When your partner asks where you learned that 2 months ago:
Use Keyboard for agility, play bass for endurance.
- Comment on Dumb stance 3 months ago:
Isn’t morality intersubjective?
- Comment on Anon wants to live on Super Earth 3 months ago:
Nonononono, it just produces superstrong superhumans…
- Comment on Dumb glasses 3 months ago:
You can. Filming something with people accidentally in the frame is legal. Filming people on purpose without their consent isn’t. At least in some countries.
- Comment on Dumb glasses 3 months ago:
No it’s not. In Germany for example purposely filming someone’s butt without their consent is considered sexual harassement.
- Comment on A communist and an anarchist walk into a bar.. 3 months ago:
- Comment on it is me, I am the autistic child 3 months ago:
What are you even trying to say?
- Comment on it is me, I am the autistic child 3 months ago:
I don’t think it’s the woman’s ego that got hurt here….
- Comment on Secret message in the cemetery 4 months ago:
Imagine what special brand of asshole you had to be in your lifetime, to have someone pay money to put a stone like this upon your grave.
- Comment on Pretty solid offer. 4 months ago:
Clever! That would be rape, which is basically allowed for white boys with „so much potential“.
- Comment on Who's on the market for...? 6 months ago:
Ahh yes, the elusive „Butt-Kebap^tm^“
- Comment on Anon thinks we're being bamboo-zled 7 months ago:
Yep, guess who is piloting the „birds“…
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting Theory. 7 months ago:
Rape is about dominance and power. If a guy rapes another guy in Prison, that doesn’t mean he’s gay.
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Yes, but only in French supermarkets.
- Comment on Do you have a flagship phone or a car that's 2021/newer but are struggling financially? 7 months ago:
I’m on 5h sleep per night for the last five years. So you may have a point there. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Agree 7 months ago:
4chan is leaking…
