5ibelius9insterberg
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- Comment on laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas 2 days ago:
It is a fair interpretation, just not one that I thought of.
Thanks for clarifying.
All good indeed.
- Comment on laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas 3 days ago:
I have no idea if swedes tend to be bottoms more often than other nationalities, neither do I care to be honest.
The words „Sweden“ „top“ & „bottom“ triggered a brainfart, which I formed into this joke. If the line had been „drive through Sweden from bottom to top, I’d have probably made the same joke the other way around.
Why is this so important to you? Do you think I‘m dissing Sweden? Do you suspect that there’s a layer to the joke you didn’t get? Is the joke simply not funny to you an you try to find out if you missed something?
- Comment on laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas 3 days ago:
No, as I said, it’s a play on words and a reference to how you like to have sex.
The terms top, bottom, and switch are used to describe an individual’s role during a BDSM activity. They may more broadly denote a psychological, social, or sexual identity, or indicate one’s usual preference.[1] Terms topand bottom refer to giving and receiving roles, not to who is physically on top in a particular sexual act.[1][2][3] A switch is someone who can act as both a top and bottom.
- Comment on laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas 3 days ago:
It’s a sexual preference joke.
- Comment on laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas 3 days ago:
Yeah… the Swedes… turning every top into a bottom in less than a day…
- Comment on Why does the Grim Reaper hold a scythe? Was he or she farming or something when they became the grim reaper? 1 month ago:
Because he is reaping the souls.
The scythe as an artistic symbol of death has deliberate agricultural associations since the medieval period due to the importance of farming and seasons. The tool symbolizes the removal of human souls from their bodies in huge numbers, with the analogy being to a farmer (reaper) cutting through large swaths of grain crops during harvest.
- Comment on Just to get this straight Odysseus angered the gods by just trying to survive the only way he could at the time? 2 months ago:
Ah yes, I remember: His name was Laokoon.
- Comment on Few adult men are killed by adult women. 2 months ago:
That’s a perfect metaphor for crying over „man hating feminists“.
- Comment on Ahem... 2 months ago:
„Ninja-Cowboys II - The revenge of the Cyborg-Pirates“
- Comment on Man arrested after 'dressing as Grim Reaper' at hospital and staring at patients 2 months ago:
At Wacken 2009 I saw a guy dressed as the Grim Reaper chasing an ambulance across the campground, screaming: „YOUR NOT GONNA GET AWAY THIS EASY!!!“
- Comment on What are people thinking that they would wear this shirt in public? 2 months ago:
Well, he obviously is the proud and loving owner of a very cuddly 2.000lbs lap walrus called Richard.
- Comment on Just to get this straight Odysseus angered the gods by just trying to survive the only way he could at the time? 2 months ago:
Wasn’t Poseidon also pissed, because he sided with Troy and Odysseus horse idea was responsible for Troy’s defeat?
- Comment on I agree with don 3 months ago:
Sitting down is also more quiet. Just dip the tip in the water and go for it.
- Comment on Being poor is expensive 3 months ago:
Not the problem OP was posting about.
- Comment on Being poor is expensive 3 months ago:
Where do buses come far more often? Do you think everyone lives in the middle of a big city with working transit? Also no one said driving a car is good or a sign of wealth. Your right about cars being shitty, but that does not contradict the point which is made in the posted screenshot.
- Comment on Being poor is expensive 3 months ago:
Besides the point. Having no choice but to wait for the hourly bus could be one of the many time stealers of your poor.
- Comment on Why does dried pasta have an expiration date 3 months ago:
In Germany there is a difference between Mindesthaltbarkeitsdatum [the food company guarantees the expected quality up to this date] so basically „best before“, and Verbrauchsdatum [If you eat this product after said date, there’s a rising probability of you getting sick] which would be the expiration date.
On some products they ask you to look, smell and taste, because it’s probably still good after the Mindesthaltbarkeitsdatum.
- Comment on I am definitely slowing down to allow this guy to get in front of me 3 months ago:
This has nothing to do with traffic. It’s a nepo baby business strategy.
- Comment on Help 3 months ago:
There’s a song about the Porta Potty experience during a festival which translates to „Heat Death in the Porta Potty“ from the German band „Ersatzkopf“ (Head replacement)
Here‘s the translated chorus:
Heatdeath in the Porta Potty, woahoh
Oh my God, I’m sweating so much, woahoh
I’m going to take all my clothes off first
Otherwise I won’t make it out of here alive
Out of the Porta Potty, oh no no.
- Comment on Why are tv shows about billionaires so popular? 4 months ago:
over_clox@lemmy.world implies if a man hosts a show about prices it’s relevant the he‘s Jewish.
Nazis murdered 6.000.000 Jews. Source
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 4 months ago:
Nooooo…. It’s the manly love only fathers can feel for their sons. Every other love is tainted, because Females^tm^ are part of it. Only Anon and his dad can feel this purest form of affection. /s
- Comment on Apes smart 4 months ago:
The smartest thing I ever heard about evolution: „It’s rolling dice and keeping the sixes.“ There is neither a goal, nor a peak. Evolution is a load of completely random mutations. The ones that help a species to survive in their specific environment are „kept“.
Also oftentimes, stuff that was kept because it makes thing possible, turns out to be useful for completly different thing Fingers helping apes climb, but they also allowed the use of tools.
- Comment on power generator 4 months ago:
And wise-ass got outwiseassed. Chapeau
PS: you forgot to mention piezoelectricity
- Comment on power generator 4 months ago:
Well… if a wire moves in a magnetic field, a current is induced. If a current runs through a wire, it generates an electromagnetic field.
So in this case: spinning wire = spinning magnet
- Comment on power generator 4 months ago:
No, wind is spinning magnets. Everything except photovoltaics and fuel cells is spinning magnets. (Everything with boiling water is also spinning magnets)
- Comment on Spooooookyyyyy Scaaaaaaaarrryyyy 5 months ago:
So Mozambique is a rapper? Represented by hoes and automatic weapons?
- Comment on Finally, we have the blueprints! 5 months ago:
Ah. Ok. Fair.
- Comment on Finally, we have the blueprints! 5 months ago:
Bullshit!1111!!!
WHO puts a DUNGEON(!) behind an OPEN gallery???
- Comment on It's unacceptable that people like Jeff Bezos exist. 5 months ago:
It’s inevitable that people like Jeff Bezos exist. It’s called capitalism. The System is working as expected.
- Comment on China so smart, big penis too! 5 months ago:
Well… if you put solar panels over irrigation canals or reservoirs, water won’t evaporate as fast. It’s not completely stupid.
