5ibelius9insterberg
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- Comment on Anon experiences German humor 2 hours ago:
The farmer and the farmhand are out in the field working. Suddenly the sky closes in and it looks like rain. The farmhand says to the farmer: “If we don’t hurry now, we’ll get soaked here.” The farmer says to the farmhand: “Then go into the house and get my wellies!” The farmhand says: “Why me? Why don’t you get your wellies yourself?” The farmer looks at the farmhand angrily and asks: “Who’s the farmer? Who’s the Farmhand?”
The farmhand goes into the house in a rage. The farmer’s wife and her pretty daughter are sitting at the kitchen table. The farmhand says to the two of them: “The farmer said you two should get naked so I can fuck you.” The two women look at each other. The farmer’s wife is surprised: “No, I don’t believe that. The farmer would never say something like that, would he?” “Yes, he would,” says the farmhand. “But I can ask again just in case.” He goes to the kitchen window and opens it. The farmer’s wife has followed him and is standing next to it. The farmhand shouts out into the field: “Farmer, both of them?” The farmer looks at the window and shouts back: “Both of course, you idiot!”
- Comment on Anon experiences German humor 3 hours ago:
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„Hallo, meine Name ist Umberto und ich bin hier um Ihre Tochter zu ficken“
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„ UM WAS???“
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„Umberto.“
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- Comment on Anon experiences German humor 4 hours ago:
I know a variant ending of this:
Just days later, the engineering team received their drillbit with a note attached: „The description got lost on the way. We didn’t know what to do with the rod you sent us, so we cut an internal threading into it. Best regards!“
- Comment on Hypothetically, if you are a witness or whistleblower who's adversary was a very big corporation (such as boeing), what measures could you take to prevent yourself from being "suicided"? 4 weeks ago:
No, a greedy one. „Gier“ means greed.
- Comment on Hypothetically, if you are a witness or whistleblower who's adversary was a very big corporation (such as boeing), what measures could you take to prevent yourself from being "suicided"? 4 weeks ago:
Do ou know that „Affe“ is the german word for monkey?
- Comment on Number 1 fan 1 month ago:
- It makes me feel so sad to see young people dance,* They could burn the discotheque down, they’ve got every chance. Then they’d get themselves into the news, Burning things, burning things can make you famous too.
- Comment on Is it me or is everyone in hexbear insane? 4 months ago:
If one’s a strict authoritarian, thats a pretty sensible thing to say 🤷♂️
- Comment on Far-right thugs throw rocks at Filipino NHS nurses on way to work 5 months ago:
To be fair: Nurses sometimes do stab people.
…with Syringes
…to help them