5ibelius9insterberg

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun with Dad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I see a dad entertaining their child a mom shaming both of them for it. Question is:

  • Does mom have a bad day?
  • Is there something important dad promised to do which he is not doing?
  • Is mom much less pissed than she sounds and is expressing some lighthearted annoyance from a place of love and care for those two clowns?
  • Is this all just scripted to provoke comments?

  We‘ll never know…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i can’t tell if this is edginess or mental illness? i hope she’s doing okay⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not a psychologist, but some of those things could be symptoms of a Borderline personality disorder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it a pattern for right-wing people to attack films, series and animations with protagonists from minority groups? Or is this an exaggeration?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I fixed it for you:

  • People who don’t remember fall for the lies of „Strong“ men
  • „Strong“ men try to consolidate power by destabilising the state and undermining the seperation of powers. (Creating hard times for everyone except themselves)
  • „strong“ men get dethroned if the times are hard enough. (by desperate people)
  • people who want to do better create good times
  • good times create people who don’t remember.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am from a different millenia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have some CDs with a -1 track before the first track. Boy was my 15 year old self delighted when I stumbled upon these sweet extra songs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you aware, that there is a difference between fresh sweat with clean clothes on and fresh sweat „warming up“ old sweat in clothes you wore the whole day? Also being smelly depends a lot on the climate you live in, how thoroughly you dry your clothes, what fabrics you are wearing, how many layers you‘re wearing, how often you wash yourself and change your chlothes.

  It’s (as always) not that simple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon experiences German humor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The farmer and the farmhand are out in the field working. Suddenly the sky closes in and it looks like rain. The farmhand says to the farmer: “If we don’t hurry now, we’ll get soaked here.” The farmer says to the farmhand: “Then go into the house and get my wellies!” The farmhand says: “Why me? Why don’t you get your wellies yourself?” The farmer looks at the farmhand angrily and asks: “Who’s the farmer? Who’s the Farmhand?”

  The farmhand goes into the house in a rage. The farmer’s wife and her pretty daughter are sitting at the kitchen table. The farmhand says to the two of them: “The farmer said you two should get naked so I can fuck you.” The two women look at each other. The farmer’s wife is surprised: “No, I don’t believe that. The farmer would never say something like that, would he?” “Yes, he would,” says the farmhand. “But I can ask again just in case.” He goes to the kitchen window and opens it. The farmer’s wife has followed him and is standing next to it. The farmhand shouts out into the field: “Farmer, both of them?” The farmer looks at the window and shouts back: “Both of course, you idiot!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon experiences German humor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  • „Hallo, meine Name ist Umberto und ich bin hier um Ihre Tochter zu ficken“

  • „ UM WAS???“

  • „Umberto.“

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon experiences German humor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know a variant ending of this:

  Just days later, the engineering team received their drillbit with a note attached: „The description got lost on the way. We didn’t know what to do with the rod you sent us, so we cut an internal threading into it. Best regards!“

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hypothetically, if you are a witness or whistleblower who's adversary was a very big corporation (such as boeing), what measures could you take to prevent yourself from being "suicided"?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, a greedy one. „Gier“ means greed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hypothetically, if you are a witness or whistleblower who's adversary was a very big corporation (such as boeing), what measures could you take to prevent yourself from being "suicided"?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do ou know that „Affe“ is the german word for monkey?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Number 1 fan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  • It makes me feel so sad to see young people dance,* They could burn the discotheque down, they’ve got every chance. Then they’d get themselves into the news, Burning things, burning things can make you famous too.

  m.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqLmxvpiI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it me or is everyone in hexbear insane?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If one’s a strict authoritarian, thats a pretty sensible thing to say 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Far-right thugs throw rocks at Filipino NHS nurses on way to work⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair: Nurses sometimes do stab people.

  …with Syringes

  …to help them