Fairy tales

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Watery tart: … I gave some random guy a sword and now his family thinks they own an entire country.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Listen, strange moment lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

    Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

    You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    I mean if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had thrown a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Under no circumstances should you trust a fae or accept their food.

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  • turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Usually wise to avoid trusting the people you see in mirrors as well, never know what they’re doing when you’re not around.

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• 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Who’s the guy on the left? A Cobblin?

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  • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I instantly thought about redcaps, but they’re quite bloodthirsty, so it doesn’t really fit what they say in the meme.

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I made his airplane fail in the middle of a dogfight!

  That’s nothing! I glitched the math coprocessor of the CPU prototype so that PCs across the globe can’t count!

  Trivial! I told the first generative AI a secret joke so funny all of them are still trolling mortals for the lulz!

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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