Fairy tales

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Watery tart: … I gave some random guy a sword and now his family thinks they own an entire country.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Listen, strange moment lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

    Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

    You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    I mean if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had thrown a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Under no circumstances should you trust a fae or accept their food.

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  • turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Usually wise to avoid trusting the people you see in mirrors as well, never know what they’re doing when you’re not around.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    another point in favour of gnomes, they want you to feed them, which is normal and just called “paying the staff”

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• 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Who’s the guy on the left? A Cobblin?

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisse_(folklore)

    they’re just little guys with severe autism, they love to help out around the household but they’re very shy and they just assume you’ll leave out some porridge for them every now and then, and if you don’t do so they’ll kill your fucking dog and shit in your shoes

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  • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I instantly thought about redcaps, but they’re quite bloodthirsty, so it doesn’t really fit what they say in the meme.

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I made his airplane fail in the middle of a dogfight!

  That’s nothing! I glitched the math coprocessor of the CPU prototype so that PCs across the globe can’t count!

  Trivial! I told the first generative AI a secret joke so funny all of them are still trolling mortals for the lulz!

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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