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• Darnton@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not really a fan of animal abuse posing as comedy.

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  • WALLACE@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Even when it’s just a dead insect?

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  • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The cicada deserved it.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve laughed about jokes concerning dead babies.

    Shame you didn’t like the joke, though, taste does differ.

    But I think you conflate the joke with somebody harming an animal, it’s not proven that anyone did that in this instance.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      There is a cicada taped to a surface - that’s animal abuse, unless it’s a dead one.

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  • notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Neither am I. But the post is done, and I can’t under it. For the sake of my sanity I’m going to assume that: A. It was already dead B. nobody would do this because they would actually do this and even if it was alive it was just for the picture. Not that they actually left it playing music for 12 hours

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• EfreetSK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Aren’t their noises a mating calls? You should’ve played a porno to it. Or a romantic commedies? Not sure what would be the best equivalent

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  • lath@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Baby shark on repeat for 12 hours is the end result of a successful mating call, so I don’t really see the problem here…

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  • molten@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The normal thing to do is just make a recording of you screaming “LET’S FAAAAAAUUUUU-UUUUUU-UUUUUUUU-UUK!!” Boost the bass and yeet that little fucker into a subwoofer with it on max blast for a few hours.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Or this, except only the last line of the 6th verse for 12 hours

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tangential thought on mating calls:

    Imagine when I’m alone & sexually frustrated I just step outside and let out shrill continuous screeching bursts of noise until a man descends upon me and inserts his penis into my vagina.

    Wouldn’t life be so much easier this way?

    Why must humans make mating such a complex psychological game involving money & cosmetics & material possessions & status & mental manipulation

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cicadas don’t buzz at night. It was your tinnitus.

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  • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    June beetles will get on your screens and vibrate, making a creepy noise people sometimes think is a cicada.

    We have mockingbirds that, when they become sexually mature, scream in atonal bleats all night long. You can’t chase them off, they’re in the trees and roofs. So you just lie awake, imagining a drone that could automatically fly around and shoot them.

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• iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s just mean.

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  • snake@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s only fair.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nature is savage.

    Humans are part of nature too.

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• webp@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ah yes, animal torture, humanity’s favorite

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• slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Do do do do do do do

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• Lilmookieesquire@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Stop stop it’s already deaaaaaad

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