WALLACE

@WALLACE@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaire opinion is not news⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Also owned by billionaires and did a lot of phone hacking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaire opinion is not news⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The guardian just begs for money relentlessly if you dare visit their website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Multiple people' stabbed on train in Huntingdon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That would guarantee your death

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't the rest of the world doing anything about the USA?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The US is already sanctioning itself through tariffs, and the rest of the crap is domestic problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Even when it’s just a dead insect?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘It’s about redemption’: Peter Molyneux says Masters of Albion will make up for decades of ‘overpromising on things’⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is true. Black and White might have been awkward and buggy but it pioneered a whole sub-genre.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great to see some actual progress over there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not what a bellend is lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great to see some actual progress over there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet they’re so happy to be back under China’s thumb now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When was the last time you actually laughed while playing a game?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  On a similar theme, “Thank goodness you’re here!” Had me creasing at times. Especially at the lawn mowing bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From the outside looking in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey that’s not all they do!

  About once a month on a Saturday afternoon they spend an hour or two holding up protest signs before going home for a self-congratulatory wank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cardiff is set to become the first city in the UK to introduce higher parking charges for SUVs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but I’d say only for new cars, seems a bit unfair to people who bought their cars a couple of years before the charge is introduced. Do they really want to pressure those people to go and buy another car? (more environmentally damaging than keeping what they have).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheffield Wednesday file for administration with 12-point deduction imminent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Oh, you’re having financial trouble? Here’s a punishment to make things worse for you!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#environmentalist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a kid I had to go to hospital because I ran around with a toothbrush in my mouth and fell on it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#environmentalist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We have silicone ones but I don’t like them as they retain the taste of washing up liquid on them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why supermarket prices really became sky high in the UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably been sat in storage too long. Apples are sold all year round but they are only harvested once per year. And don’t think that in season you’ll be getting fresh ones, they’ll be straight into storage while you eat the year old stock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A subscription for a mattress. This is where we are now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is forever alone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are a Computer Aided Design apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ex PlayStation exec says Sony can't keep "increasing the graphics power" with new consoles after tech plateau, but PS5 has already "made almost every game a better game"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a PC and PS5. I like my PS5 because I know when I buy a game for it, it’s going to work. On the other hand with my PC I have to triple check the specs and fiddle around with the graphics settings, and the only way I can have confidence that it will play any game is if I spend ~£1000 upgrading it. Or just get the game on the playstation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Green Party membership surges even higher as Labour loses a member every 10 minutes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t paid any attention to them for a good 10 years, when I looked at their manifesto and saw that they wanted to cancel all road maintenance to force people to cycle. Hopefully it’s a bit less insane these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bingo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Within a neighbourhood you usually open one house and all the others and their occupants are “paused” mid-activity. However Sims from the “paused” houses can randomly visit the one you have open without breaking the continuity of their own household.

  E.g. you leave one house with the sim in the shower, go play a different house and hey presto the sim that was in the shower comes to visit. You then switch back to the other house and the sim is still in the shower.

  So the murder clown would be paused in his house doing nothing yet still be making cameo visits around the neighbourhood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massive Pokemon leak purportedly covers next-gen games, scrapped ideas, and more⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So a massive step forward from their recent games then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massive Pokemon leak purportedly covers next-gen games, scrapped ideas, and more⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Secret bases! Kinda pointless but if you did record mixing with a friend they would appear in their own base in your game and you could battle them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the most overrated game gamers hype up?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I failed to understand the hype around this one. Played it to completion and it was… Ok. Very well polished but there was nothing original about it. Maybe original for a Nintendo game but it didn’t do anything that I haven’t seen dozens of times on other consoles and PC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 456 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Had to switch the console off and leave it for a few days. Crowds of dozens of headless zombies running at me and I couldn’t kill them, all I could do was keep fleeing on horseback, only to encounter another crowd of them. Genuinely the scariest experience I’ve ever had in a game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses GOG⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I remember having a copied Spyro game on the PS1 back in the 90’s where the fairy would warn you in game that it knows it’s been pirated and will fuck with the game to stop you from being able to finish it.

  Not actually sure what it did as I never got very far, as I was a dumb kid only interested in charging around and breathing fire at the scenery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 456 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Had that on the PS3 back in the day. Got a weird glitch one time where the zombies all spawned with no heads and were basically immortal. Now that was true horror.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨some days i cant even⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah the tree:land ratio of my back garden is highly in favour of the trees. Every autumn the entire area gets coated in a thick layer of sycamore leaves that can easily take a year to decompose even in a compost pile. I rake that shit into piles over my flowerbeds for the winter, then into the compost during the spring. I would mow them but it’s the UK so it’s rare to find an autumn day where the leaves aren’t too wet and soggy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a plot hole⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Install one of those funky wind-redirecting towers that they’ve started adding to cargo ships

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨... huh...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cloaca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been filled⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever I see someone writing “Ahh” I like to imagine that they are using voice typing while at the dentist, which works in two ways for this one