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Anon is British

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nah fuck this shit, this is way too alt-right.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Only towards the end. The porn laws in the UK are a bit crazy

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      • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It even crazier to watch tv you have to have a license… I never knew that. But it’s like paying your non-over the air tv bill.

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      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yes, and “leftist” governments die on the hill to defend them, so they won’t be the pervert party or the real misogynists.

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    • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I thought I was the only one

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean, it is a greentext, they tend to be edgy

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    • GiveOver@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The protagonist seems to have a bussy and they don’t make any trans jokes so at least there’s that

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    • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      it’s just cheeky

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    • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      How so?

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      • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Anon dies to a violent Muslim?

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  • renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    anon has a fanny?

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    • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I worked at a leather shop that sold what we call “Fanny packs “ I knew to call them waist bags to British people.

      I bet this was written by an American.

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      • WALLACE@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        In the UK we call them Bum (butt) bags

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Stabbed in the fanny? Lol, poof.

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    • MrFappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So he was stabbed in the pussy… poof indeed lol.

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  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fake: no cockney slang

    Gay: porn bruv sounds like a name for a gay Brit incest porn channel

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  • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The only thing to make it better would be to change it to “die thankful, to the terrorists for freeing me of this place” or for the last line, “maybe if they hated it here enough to go on living out of spite instead of blowing themselves up, we could accept them as fellow Britons.”

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    cheekey

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  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    pic looks like a 19 year old Keanu Reeves

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    • tatann@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t see it 🤔

      Or is that a joke/meme I don’t know ?

      Image

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      • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, ops picture looks more like a young mr beast. For the record, i have facial recognition issues and barely know what mr beast looks like.

        Keanu is universally recognizable though

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      • TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I want this twink obliterated.

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    • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      i personally know at least one person who looks like a 19 year old Keanu Reeves, so this may be more common than we think

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I mean half his appeal is his slim, but ultimately generic features

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