Stabbed in the fanny? Lol, poof.
Anon is British
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d465dde9-0242-4cd9-80f6-f8f6f55db097.jpeg
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Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
MrFappy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So he was stabbed in the pussy… poof indeed lol.
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Fake: no cockney slang
Gay: porn bruv sounds like a name for a gay Brit incest porn channel
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
The only thing to make it better would be to change it to “die thankful, to the terrorists for freeing me of this place” or for the last line, “maybe if they hated it here enough to go on living out of spite instead of blowing themselves up, we could accept them as fellow Britons.”
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
pic looks like a 19 year old Keanu Reeves
tatann@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yeah, ops picture looks more like a young mr beast. For the record, i have facial recognition issues and barely know what mr beast looks like.
Keanu is universally recognizable though
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
I want this twink obliterated.
halvar@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
i personally know at least one person who looks like a 19 year old Keanu Reeves, so this may be more common than we think
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I mean half his appeal is his slim, but ultimately generic features
renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
anon has a fanny?
Aeao@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I worked at a leather shop that sold what we call “Fanny packs “ I knew to call them waist bags to British people.
I bet this was written by an American.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
cheekey
Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
Nah fuck this shit, this is way too alt-right.
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Only towards the end. The porn laws in the UK are a bit crazy
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes, and “leftist” governments die on the hill to defend them, so they won’t be the pervert party or the real misogynists.
dan69@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It even crazier to watch tv you have to have a license… I never knew that. But it’s like paying your non-over the air tv bill.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I thought I was the only one
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
I mean, it is a greentext, they tend to be edgy
halvar@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
it’s just cheeky
GiveOver@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
The protagonist seems to have a bussy and they don’t make any trans jokes so at least there’s that
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How so?
workerONE@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anon dies to a violent Muslim?