Stabbed in the fanny? Lol, poof.
Anon is British
Submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d465dde9-0242-4cd9-80f6-f8f6f55db097.jpeg
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Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
MrFappy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So he was stabbed in the pussy… poof indeed lol.
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Fake: no cockney slang
Gay: porn bruv sounds like a name for a gay Brit incest porn channel
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
The only thing to make it better would be to change it to “die thankful, to the terrorists for freeing me of this place” or for the last line, “maybe if they hated it here enough to go on living out of spite instead of blowing themselves up, we could accept them as fellow Britons.”
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 10 months ago
pic looks like a 19 year old Keanu Reeves
tatann@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yeah, ops picture looks more like a young mr beast. For the record, i have facial recognition issues and barely know what mr beast looks like.
Keanu is universally recognizable though
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 10 months ago
I want this twink obliterated.
halvar@lemy.lol 10 months ago
i personally know at least one person who looks like a 19 year old Keanu Reeves, so this may be more common than we think
tetris11@feddit.uk 10 months ago
I mean half his appeal is his slim, but ultimately generic features
renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
anon has a fanny?
Aeao@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I worked at a leather shop that sold what we call “Fanny packs “ I knew to call them waist bags to British people.
I bet this was written by an American.
WALLACE@feddit.uk 10 months ago
In the UK we call them Bum (butt) bags
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
cheekey
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 8 months ago
this has confirmed my beliefs that people on greentext are insane and that I have finally found peopel who I can relate to and I feel like I belong ( n 3 n )
Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 months ago
Nah fuck this shit, this is way too alt-right.
tetris11@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Only towards the end. The porn laws in the UK are a bit crazy
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes, and “leftist” governments die on the hill to defend them, so they won’t be the pervert party or the real misogynists.
dan69@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It even crazier to watch tv you have to have a license… I never knew that. But it’s like paying your non-over the air tv bill.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I thought I was the only one
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
I mean, it is a greentext, they tend to be edgy
halvar@lemy.lol 10 months ago
it’s just cheeky
GiveOver@feddit.uk 10 months ago
The protagonist seems to have a bussy and they don’t make any trans jokes so at least there’s that
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How so?
workerONE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Anon dies to a violent Muslim?