A truly discerning woman would blumpy me while having my dog.
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Skanky@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The correct reply is…
“There’s really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you’re into]. After that, I might consider it.”
rainrain@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
“… If your boobs were like 6 times as big, but still natural…”
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Be prepared with pictures to make sure your communication is clear.
Comment105@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Make a WikiHow, don’t let her know you wrote it, make it weirdly specific but in a plausibly deniable way.
voodooattack@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s oddly specific