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Anon is SpongeBob

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Submitted ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Skanky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other

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  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?

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  • Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I’m not gay!?

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Like one girl cock I think

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      • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Phew I’m straight then.

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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    • Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In my case, at least one

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      One more, Tim.

      One more.

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In a row?

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  • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fake: anon has a friend Gay: literally gay

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fake because Brad didn’t get gay with Tim and anon

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      • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        fake because tim is marrying a girl

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  • gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.

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  • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is it weird that the most untreatable thing here for me is that SongeBob existed when anon was in high school?

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    • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      This is where I remind you that 4chan has existed for over 21 years. Meaning that a kid born the day it started operation is now old enough to legally drink in the United States.

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    • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.

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      • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, I’m over 40. SpongeBob didn’t exist when I was in high school.

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    • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      1999 grandpa. Anyone born after 1981 will have had the option of SpongeBob. That having been said it wasn’t until the mid to late 2010s that I remember seeing grown ass adults obsessed with, and spouting lines from, a children’s cartoon from 1999.

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tim is getting married at ~22?

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    • weker01@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is that strange where you are from?

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      • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.

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      • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, I’d say so. At 22 the human brain isn’t even fully developed. Tim and his wife are children acting out some theatrics inculcated by their (almost always) religious community. Then again, I live in an American state that embraces education and critical thinking, so my assumption is ol Tim is from Utah, or some other regressive theocratic place where they’d rather nip autonomy in the bud and tether young people to a prescribed way of life that hasn’t otherwise existed outside of these antideluvian pockets for the last 70 years.

        But I’m probably reading too much into it.

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      • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        In Lesotho that’s practically middle-aged.

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    • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      whats wrong with that?

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      • theonlytruescotsman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        So much.

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Real and bi

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    • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      One of the few anon stories that seems plausible

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  • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ahh, they must’ve whispered “no homo” before getting in the showers together!

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  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Being queer in HS was so fucking fun.

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    • sudoer777@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unless you go to a Christian high school, then it sucks

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      • blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I can only imagine. Got any stories for us?

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    • odium@programming.dev ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I was in high school in the late 00s early 10s and I remember guys in the locker room talking about how they’d murder a trans woman if one “tricked them”. Around that point the only reason I didn’t realize I was a trans woman was that I really didn’t want to realize it.

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    • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was in my countries equivalent in the late '00s and early '10s, and it … really wasn’t. So I’d say that’s rather time and place dependent.

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      • blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s fair I graduated in 06 on a military base in England. Partly why it was so fun cause the faculty had no clue what to do with me.

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