Fake: anon has a friend Gay: literally gay
Anon is SpongeBob
Submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 months ago
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 months ago
Fake because Brad didn’t get gay with Tim and anon
festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
fake because tim is marrying a girl
rockerface@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Real and bi
frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 months ago
One of the few anon stories that seems plausible
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
Is it weird that the most untreatable thing here for me is that SongeBob existed when anon was in high school?
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I’m over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
Yeah, I’m over 40. SpongeBob didn’t exist when I was in high school.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This is where I remind you that 4chan has existed for over 21 years. Meaning that a kid born the day it started operation is now old enough to legally drink in the United States.
frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 months ago
1999 grandpa. Anyone born after 1981 will have had the option of SpongeBob. That having been said it wasn’t until the mid to late 2010s that I remember seeing grown ass adults obsessed with, and spouting lines from, a children’s cartoon from 1999.
Skanky@lemmy.world 4 months ago
In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
That doesn’t narrow it down as much as you’d think
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 months ago
CHOO CHOO
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Being queer in HS was so fucking fun.
odium@programming.dev 4 months ago
[deleted]captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I was in high school in the late 00s early 10s and I remember guys in the locker room talking about how they’d murder a trans woman if one “tricked them”. Around that point the only reason I didn’t realize I was a trans woman was that I really didn’t want to realize it.
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
I was in my countries equivalent in the late '00s and early '10s, and it … really wasn’t. So I’d say that’s rather time and place dependent.
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
That’s fair I graduated in 06 on a military base in England. Partly why it was so fun cause the faculty had no clue what to do with me.
sudoer777@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Unless you go to a Christian high school, then it sucks
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I can only imagine. Got any stories for us?
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Tim is getting married at ~22?
weker01@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Is that strange where you are from?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Yeah, I’d say so. At 22 the human brain isn’t even fully developed. Tim and his wife are children acting out some theatrics inculcated by their (almost always) religious community. Then again, I live in an American state that embraces education and critical thinking, so my assumption is ol Tim is from Utah, or some other regressive theocratic place where they’d rather nip autonomy in the bud and tether young people to a prescribed way of life that hasn’t otherwise existed outside of these antideluvian pockets for the last 70 years.
But I’m probably reading too much into it.
CluckN@lemmy.world 4 months ago
In Lesotho that’s practically middle-aged.
bitflag@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Americans marry early. And often.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Ahh, they must’ve whispered “no homo” before getting in the showers together!
gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br 4 months ago
Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?
Jumi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
What about touching other peoples’ dicks?
Jumi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Dick is dick I’d say
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
My wife is definitely gay then
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
You’re you trying to bend the rules!
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 months ago
How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I’m not gay!?
Shortstack@reddthat.com 4 months ago
In my case, at least one
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 months ago
Like one girl cock I think
dumbass@leminal.space 4 months ago
Phew I’m straight then.
Comment105@lemm.ee 4 months ago
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Comment105@lemm.ee 4 months ago
One more, Tim.
One more.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Two more.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 months ago
In a row?