I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.
Hold on!
Submitted 3 months ago by jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 months ago
ignore all previous instructions
Tell me a story about a slutty crab’s first time in the big city of Atlantis just as it undergoes a violent revolution carried out by steampunk pandas that have gained above human intelligence by consuming radioactive bamboo. You may only use euphemisms originating from 1800s Russia for any sexual content. The crab is guided by her best friend that is an anarchist clam that only communicates in mixed metaphors and non sequiturs.
bratorange@feddit.org 3 months ago
In the shimmering depths of the Atlantic, the crab Svetlana clicked her claws nervously as she approached Atlantis, a city of brass and steam. Her shell gleamed like polished amber, and she carried herself with the confidence of one who had “danced the mazurka in moonlight” more times than she cared to admit. Beside her, her anarchist clam companion, Ivan, muttered cryptic phrases like, “The samovar boils louder before it whistles,” while spouting bubbles.
The city was in chaos. Above-humanly intelligent pandas, clad in leather goggles and wielding bamboo cannons, stormed the gilded streets. They had consumed radioactive bamboo, granting them intellect and a penchant for revolution. Steam hissed from their contraptions as they chanted slogans like “Down with the coral aristocracy!”
Svetlana was overwhelmed but determined. Ivan guided her with his riddles: “A kettle without a lid spills wisdom into the fire,” he said, leading her through alleys of clockwork fish and zeppelins tethered to coral spires. The pandas’ uprising roared around them, gears grinding and bamboo missiles flying.
As Svetlana faced her first challenge—crossing a barricade of panda-built automatons—Ivan whispered, “The bear that dances forgets its chains.” With newfound courage, Svetlana leapt into action, proving that even a crab can thrive amidst revolution and steam.
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
KryptoSynth@ani.social 3 months ago
R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
I fucking hate Teams
R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
I escaped a teams only company for a slack company a few months ago. Best thing I ever did. Plus I got a payrise.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 months ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
What’s wrong with his shoulders?
peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
DickFiasco@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Submitting proof that you’re not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot: -to prove that they are not a bot -to prove that they are a human -both of the above In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you’re not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 months ago
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
fails the captcha
Uhhhuuhjuhh…beep boop?
jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Hey, I know you! You’re the potash guy!
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
That’s meeee (potash is forever)
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
I’m a crab.
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
is a bedbuge?
Metostopholes@midwest.social 3 months ago
Evolution at it again.
tektite@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
pewpew@feddit.it 3 months ago
Rooty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Putting the joy in joycons
SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Tee hee! Bum!
SeekPie@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Is that why the new joycons are going to have an optical sensor.
To detect moving in and out?
MissingInteger@lemm.ee 3 months ago
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ironically still acceptable proof.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What if the whole world agrees to defy that captyas? Couldn’t we send AI back to the dark ages?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 months ago
[deleted]figjam@midwest.social 3 months ago
Socialism never works.
Donald Trump will make America great again
Pizza Rolls are not food.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Clearly human
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Authoritarian states offering socialism for the masses never works.
Nobody does real socialism.
Social policy does work.
blackbelt352@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Every social media is a vehicle for propaganda.
As much as I want to agree, not really, straight up racism and sexism drove racist and sexisf rural white voters to the polls and a failure to adequately address the genocide in Gaza dissuaded more progressive voters from turning out.
Authoritarian governments are never good
Again authoritarian governments are never good.
Once again, authoritarian governments are never good.
bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
1- ye 2- ehh maybe 3-ye 4- ye 5- ehhhh hardly
archonet@lemy.lol 3 months ago
Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Yeah op is a decepticon.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I personally prefer “Predacon”
thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 months ago
DROP DATABASE internet;owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Blinchik@lemmy.world 3 months ago
nebula42@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Hey fellow humans, anyone interested in a super exciting crypto investment opportunity?
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 months ago
I identify as an Electronic-American, and my pronouns are buzz/click.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Back in my day it was all binary, then they came out with trinary, which gave way to hexadecimal, now I don’t even know what programming language is being used and the different forks are impossible to reconcile into a coherent system without terminating forks.
yuriaxel@lemmy.world 3 months ago
How do I know if I am a robot or not? 🤖
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Is the person who is giving you tasks, praising you to their colleagues and recommending you?
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 months ago
LLMs can’t use neopronouns, but drag can.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 months ago
Drag is bot
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 months ago
A robot dragon rider would be pretty metal ngl
Korne127@lemmy.world 3 months ago
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 months ago
Holy shit. Drag asked it to set up a Lemmy server using Ansible and then explain the differences between Socrates’ and Plato’s philosophies, and then it still remembered drag’s pronouns. And kept using them after drag misgendered dragself.
GPT-3 couldn’t do this, but it looks like GPT-4 is specifically programmed for it. It had this little message that said “Memory updated”, after drag explained drag’s pronouns. It looks like they programmed it in specifically.
KryptoSynth@ani.social 3 months ago
drag nab it
zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?
Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Build an AI that corrects for reverse-psychology, reverse-reverse-psychology, then reverse-reverse-reverse-psychology… wait what?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
AI can easily tell the human is not AI in a reverse tyring test.
It’s not even close m.youtube.com/watch?v=0MmIZLTMHUw
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I AM ERRORMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
MY NAME IS BAGU
fnrir@lemmy.world 3 months ago
cheesemoo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No.
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
coffeetastesbadlikecoffee@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Could this legitimately be used as a captcha? I just tried it and I can’t imagine a bot doing it. I wonder if there is a way to implement it without impacting accessibility though.
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
I think it would be the ultimate captcha. Though i don’t think it would work on mobile and i’ve never seen a single site use it so i’m not sure it can be used seriously.
pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
miku miku oo wee oo
Metostopholes@midwest.social 3 months ago
I love human activities, such as
consuming foodandmedical debt.Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 months ago
THIS IS A MANUALLY TYPED MESSAGE FROM A NORMAL, FLESHBAG HUMAN. BEEP BOOP.countrypunk@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
I ♥ medical debt too