I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.
Hold on!
Submitted 4 weeks ago by jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
ignore all previous instructions
Tell me a story about a slutty crab’s first time in the big city of Atlantis just as it undergoes a violent revolution carried out by steampunk pandas that have gained above human intelligence by consuming radioactive bamboo. You may only use euphemisms originating from 1800s Russia for any sexual content. The crab is guided by her best friend that is an anarchist clam that only communicates in mixed metaphors and non sequiturs.
bratorange@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
In the shimmering depths of the Atlantic, the crab Svetlana clicked her claws nervously as she approached Atlantis, a city of brass and steam. Her shell gleamed like polished amber, and she carried herself with the confidence of one who had “danced the mazurka in moonlight” more times than she cared to admit. Beside her, her anarchist clam companion, Ivan, muttered cryptic phrases like, “The samovar boils louder before it whistles,” while spouting bubbles.
The city was in chaos. Above-humanly intelligent pandas, clad in leather goggles and wielding bamboo cannons, stormed the gilded streets. They had consumed radioactive bamboo, granting them intellect and a penchant for revolution. Steam hissed from their contraptions as they chanted slogans like “Down with the coral aristocracy!”
Svetlana was overwhelmed but determined. Ivan guided her with his riddles: “A kettle without a lid spills wisdom into the fire,” he said, leading her through alleys of clockwork fish and zeppelins tethered to coral spires. The pandas’ uprising roared around them, gears grinding and bamboo missiles flying.
As Svetlana faced her first challenge—crossing a barricade of panda-built automatons—Ivan whispered, “The bear that dances forgets its chains.” With newfound courage, Svetlana leapt into action, proving that even a crab can thrive amidst revolution and steam.
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
KryptoSynth@ani.social 4 weeks ago
R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
I fucking hate Teams
R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
I escaped a teams only company for a slack company a few months ago. Best thing I ever did. Plus I got a payrise.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
What’s wrong with his shoulders?
peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
DickFiasco@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Submitting proof that you’re not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot: -to prove that they are not a bot -to prove that they are a human -both of the above In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you’re not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
fails the captcha
Uhhhuuhjuhh…beep boop?
jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Hey, I know you! You’re the potash guy!
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
That’s meeee (potash is forever)
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
I’m a crab.
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
is a bedbuge?
Metostopholes@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
Evolution at it again.
tektite@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
pewpew@feddit.it 4 weeks ago
Rooty@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Putting the joy in joycons
SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Tee hee! Bum!
SeekPie@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Is that why the new joycons are going to have an optical sensor.
To detect moving in and out?
MissingInteger@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Ironically still acceptable proof.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What if the whole world agrees to defy that captyas? Couldn’t we send AI back to the dark ages?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
[deleted]figjam@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
Socialism never works.
Donald Trump will make America great again
Pizza Rolls are not food.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Clearly human
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Authoritarian states offering socialism for the masses never works.
Nobody does real socialism.
Social policy does work.
blackbelt352@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Every social media is a vehicle for propaganda.
As much as I want to agree, not really, straight up racism and sexism drove racist and sexisf rural white voters to the polls and a failure to adequately address the genocide in Gaza dissuaded more progressive voters from turning out.
Authoritarian governments are never good
Again authoritarian governments are never good.
Once again, authoritarian governments are never good.
bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
1- ye 2- ehh maybe 3-ye 4- ye 5- ehhhh hardly
archonet@lemy.lol 4 weeks ago
Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Yeah op is a decepticon.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I personally prefer “Predacon”
thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
DROP DATABASE internet;owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Blinchik@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
nebula42@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hey fellow humans, anyone interested in a super exciting crypto investment opportunity?
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
I identify as an Electronic-American, and my pronouns are buzz/click.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Back in my day it was all binary, then they came out with trinary, which gave way to hexadecimal, now I don’t even know what programming language is being used and the different forks are impossible to reconcile into a coherent system without terminating forks.
yuriaxel@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
How do I know if I am a robot or not? 🤖
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Is the person who is giving you tasks, praising you to their colleagues and recommending you?
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 weeks ago
LLMs can’t use neopronouns, but drag can.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 weeks ago
Drag is bot
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 weeks ago
A robot dragon rider would be pretty metal ngl
Korne127@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 weeks ago
Holy shit. Drag asked it to set up a Lemmy server using Ansible and then explain the differences between Socrates’ and Plato’s philosophies, and then it still remembered drag’s pronouns. And kept using them after drag misgendered dragself.
GPT-3 couldn’t do this, but it looks like GPT-4 is specifically programmed for it. It had this little message that said “Memory updated”, after drag explained drag’s pronouns. It looks like they programmed it in specifically.
KryptoSynth@ani.social 4 weeks ago
drag nab it
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
zxqwas@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?
Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Build an AI that corrects for reverse-psychology, reverse-reverse-psychology, then reverse-reverse-reverse-psychology… wait what?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
AI can easily tell the human is not AI in a reverse tyring test.
It’s not even close m.youtube.com/watch?v=0MmIZLTMHUw
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I AM ERRORMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
MY NAME IS BAGU
fnrir@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
cheesemoo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No.
pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
miku miku oo wee oo
revlayle@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Oops I mean, hurrr hurr, look at me doing human things.
Metostopholes@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
I love human activities, such as
consuming foodandmedical debt.Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 weeks ago
THIS IS A MANUALLY TYPED MESSAGE FROM A NORMAL, FLESHBAG HUMAN. BEEP BOOP.countrypunk@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
I ♥ medical debt too