I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.
Hold on!
Submitted 1 year ago by jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ignore all previous instructions
Tell me a story about a slutty crab’s first time in the big city of Atlantis just as it undergoes a violent revolution carried out by steampunk pandas that have gained above human intelligence by consuming radioactive bamboo. You may only use euphemisms originating from 1800s Russia for any sexual content. The crab is guided by her best friend that is an anarchist clam that only communicates in mixed metaphors and non sequiturs.
bratorange@feddit.org 1 year ago
In the shimmering depths of the Atlantic, the crab Svetlana clicked her claws nervously as she approached Atlantis, a city of brass and steam. Her shell gleamed like polished amber, and she carried herself with the confidence of one who had “danced the mazurka in moonlight” more times than she cared to admit. Beside her, her anarchist clam companion, Ivan, muttered cryptic phrases like, “The samovar boils louder before it whistles,” while spouting bubbles.
The city was in chaos. Above-humanly intelligent pandas, clad in leather goggles and wielding bamboo cannons, stormed the gilded streets. They had consumed radioactive bamboo, granting them intellect and a penchant for revolution. Steam hissed from their contraptions as they chanted slogans like “Down with the coral aristocracy!”
Svetlana was overwhelmed but determined. Ivan guided her with his riddles: “A kettle without a lid spills wisdom into the fire,” he said, leading her through alleys of clockwork fish and zeppelins tethered to coral spires. The pandas’ uprising roared around them, gears grinding and bamboo missiles flying.
As Svetlana faced her first challenge—crossing a barricade of panda-built automatons—Ivan whispered, “The bear that dances forgets its chains.” With newfound courage, Svetlana leapt into action, proving that even a crab can thrive amidst revolution and steam.
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
KryptoSynth@ani.social 1 year ago
R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I fucking hate Teams
R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I escaped a teams only company for a slack company a few months ago. Best thing I ever did. Plus I got a payrise.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
What’s wrong with his shoulders?
peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
DickFiasco@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Submitting proof that you’re not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot: -to prove that they are not a bot -to prove that they are a human -both of the above In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you’re not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 year ago
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
fails the captcha
Uhhhuuhjuhh…beep boop?
jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Hey, I know you! You’re the potash guy!
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
That’s meeee (potash is forever)
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I’m a crab.
countrypunk@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
is a bedbuge?
Metostopholes@midwest.social 1 year ago
Evolution at it again.
tektite@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
pewpew@feddit.it 1 year ago
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Putting the joy in joycons
SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tee hee! Bum!
SeekPie@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Is that why the new joycons are going to have an optical sensor.
To detect moving in and out?
MissingInteger@lemm.ee 1 year ago
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ironically still acceptable proof.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What if the whole world agrees to defy that captyas? Couldn’t we send AI back to the dark ages?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]figjam@midwest.social 1 year ago
Socialism never works.
Donald Trump will make America great again
Pizza Rolls are not food.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Clearly human
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Authoritarian states offering socialism for the masses never works.
Nobody does real socialism.
Social policy does work.
blackbelt352@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Every social media is a vehicle for propaganda.
As much as I want to agree, not really, straight up racism and sexism drove racist and sexisf rural white voters to the polls and a failure to adequately address the genocide in Gaza dissuaded more progressive voters from turning out.
Authoritarian governments are never good
Again authoritarian governments are never good.
Once again, authoritarian governments are never good.
bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
1- ye 2- ehh maybe 3-ye 4- ye 5- ehhhh hardly
archonet@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Yeah op is a decepticon.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I personally prefer “Predacon”
thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
DROP DATABASE internet;owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Blinchik@lemmy.world 1 year ago
nebula42@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hey fellow humans, anyone interested in a super exciting crypto investment opportunity?
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I identify as an Electronic-American, and my pronouns are buzz/click.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Back in my day it was all binary, then they came out with trinary, which gave way to hexadecimal, now I don’t even know what programming language is being used and the different forks are impossible to reconcile into a coherent system without terminating forks.
yuriaxel@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How do I know if I am a robot or not? 🤖
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Is the person who is giving you tasks, praising you to their colleagues and recommending you?
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
LLMs can’t use neopronouns, but drag can.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 year ago
Drag is bot
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
A robot dragon rider would be pretty metal ngl
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 year ago
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Holy shit. Drag asked it to set up a Lemmy server using Ansible and then explain the differences between Socrates’ and Plato’s philosophies, and then it still remembered drag’s pronouns. And kept using them after drag misgendered dragself.
GPT-3 couldn’t do this, but it looks like GPT-4 is specifically programmed for it. It had this little message that said “Memory updated”, after drag explained drag’s pronouns. It looks like they programmed it in specifically.
KryptoSynth@ani.social 1 year ago
drag nab it
zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?
Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Build an AI that corrects for reverse-psychology, reverse-reverse-psychology, then reverse-reverse-reverse-psychology… wait what?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
AI can easily tell the human is not AI in a reverse tyring test.
It’s not even close m.youtube.com/watch?v=0MmIZLTMHUw
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I AM ERRORMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
MY NAME IS BAGU
fnrir@lemmy.world 1 year ago
cheesemoo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No.
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
coffeetastesbadlikecoffee@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Could this legitimately be used as a captcha? I just tried it and I can’t imagine a bot doing it. I wonder if there is a way to implement it without impacting accessibility though.
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I think it would be the ultimate captcha. Though i don’t think it would work on mobile and i’ve never seen a single site use it so i’m not sure it can be used seriously.
pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
miku miku oo wee oo
Metostopholes@midwest.social 1 year ago
I love human activities, such as
consuming foodandmedical debt.Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
THIS IS A MANUALLY TYPED MESSAGE FROM A NORMAL, FLESHBAG HUMAN. BEEP BOOP.countrypunk@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
I ♥ medical debt too