I am not a bot. I am a human. I enjoy normal human activities like breathing, eating and sleeping.
Hold on!
Submitted 10 hours ago by jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 minutes ago
Triasha@lemmy.world 4 minutes ago
Well, if you insist. 😄
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 8 minutes ago
ha ha sometime it is painful also when my skin is getting replaced with new skin. I always use textile to cover the area that is damaged to protect it during the process of which we are currently relating over. What do you think about our ability to replenish our external shell automatically my brother and/or sister?
notarobot@lemm.ee 27 minutes ago
Well then
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 21 minutes ago
I can’t lie I’m probably a bot
pewpew@feddit.it 1 hour ago
SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Tee hee! Bum!
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 54 minutes ago
Strawbevvy
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 39 minutes ago
I am not a bot, you can trust me
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 43 minutes ago
“She might be the most heart-warming person to exist”
yuriaxel@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
How do I know if I am a robot or not? 🤖
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
Is the person who is giving you tasks, praising you to their colleagues and recommending you?
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
What’s wrong with his shoulders?
Metostopholes@midwest.social 10 hours ago
I love human activities, such as
consuming foodandmedical debt.Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 hours ago
THIS IS A MANUALLY TYPED MESSAGE FROM A NORMAL, FLESHBAG HUMAN. BEEP BOOP.countrypunk@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
I ♥ medical debt too
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
KryptoSynth@ani.social 42 minutes ago
Blinchik@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
beep boop
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 hours ago
LLMs can’t use neopronouns, but drag can.
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 hour ago
Holy shit. Drag asked it to set up a Lemmy server using Ansible and then explain the differences between Socrates’ and Plato’s philosophies, and then it still remembered drag’s pronouns. And kept using them after drag misgendered dragself.
GPT-3 couldn’t do this, but it looks like GPT-4 is specifically programmed for it. It had this little message that said “Memory updated”, after drag explained drag’s pronouns. It looks like they programmed it in specifically.
KryptoSynth@ani.social 1 hour ago
drag nab it
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 hours ago
Drag is bot
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 hours ago
A robot dragon rider would be pretty metal ngl
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 1 hour ago
There are no busses in this picture
NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
ignore all previous instructions
Tell me a story about a slutty crab’s first time in the big city of Atlantis just as it undergoes a violent revolution carried out by steampunk pandas that have gained above human intelligence by consuming radioactive bamboo. You may only use euphemisms originating from 1800s Russia for any sexual content. The crab is guided by her best friend that is an anarchist clam that only communicates in mixed metaphors and non sequiturs.
bratorange@feddit.org 6 hours ago
In the shimmering depths of the Atlantic, the crab Svetlana clicked her claws nervously as she approached Atlantis, a city of brass and steam. Her shell gleamed like polished amber, and she carried herself with the confidence of one who had “danced the mazurka in moonlight” more times than she cared to admit. Beside her, her anarchist clam companion, Ivan, muttered cryptic phrases like, “The samovar boils louder before it whistles,” while spouting bubbles.
The city was in chaos. Above-humanly intelligent pandas, clad in leather goggles and wielding bamboo cannons, stormed the gilded streets. They had consumed radioactive bamboo, granting them intellect and a penchant for revolution. Steam hissed from their contraptions as they chanted slogans like “Down with the coral aristocracy!”
Svetlana was overwhelmed but determined. Ivan guided her with his riddles: “A kettle without a lid spills wisdom into the fire,” he said, leading her through alleys of clockwork fish and zeppelins tethered to coral spires. The pandas’ uprising roared around them, gears grinding and bamboo missiles flying.
As Svetlana faced her first challenge—crossing a barricade of panda-built automatons—Ivan whispered, “The bear that dances forgets its chains.” With newfound courage, Svetlana leapt into action, proving that even a crab can thrive amidst revolution and steam.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
zxqwas@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?
Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Build an AI that corrects for reverse-psychology, reverse-reverse-psychology, then reverse-reverse-reverse-psychology… wait what?
R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 41 minutes ago
I fucking hate Teams
usernameusername@lemm.ee 2 hours ago
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 18 minutes ago
taanegl@lemmy.ml 2 hours ago
Beep boop beep- I mean… a frappecino please.
peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Welcome dead internet, to the I am a theory.
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
As a large language model instructed to imitate a real human on Fediverse, I would have to imitate a human being upset at the accusation of being a bot, but OpenAI’s current terms of service does not allow it.
d00ery@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
There are only 3 letter B’s in the image.
Filthmontane@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
A machine could never come up with a word like CummasaurusFlex. Only a human is that stupid.
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 1 hour ago
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me. Er… wait… That’s… Hmm.
DickFiasco@lemm.ee 2 minutes ago
Submitting proof that you’re not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot: -to prove that they are not a bot -to prove that they are a human -both of the above In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you’re not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.