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• revlayle@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

  Oops I mean, hurrr hurr, look at me doing human things.

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• turbowafflz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you’re missing the hard drive rails for an iBook G3 (500MHz late 2001, unsure if this is true for other revisions) so you just use some paper to stop the drive from shorting out the motherboard then you need to be careful if the drive tilts towards the front of the laptop because it gets caught on a transistor under the paper and would probably snap it off the board if you pushed too hard.

  That’s verifiably true information that’s probably never been posted online before, so all you need to do is verify that it’s true with your own hardware and then prove that it did not exist anywhere before this comment and then you’ll prove I’m not a bot.

  This should be how captchas work from now on and someone has to manually verify and approve you I bet that would be super fast and reliable

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But now it’s been posted online so it’s no longer useful

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    • turbowafflz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah you can only use each piece of information once so you need to constantly discover new obscure facts

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• usernameusername@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  because i realized that i could draw a red circle around my guitar

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  • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• the_real_monte@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me neithe- I mean what does that say?

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• Pika@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  beep boop I am indeed a homosapian descendant of the primates. How may I assist you with your joy today?

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  beep boop

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• taanegl@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beep boop beep- I mean… a frappecino please.

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• rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am unfortunately unable to provide assistance in this matter. Is there anything else I could help you with?

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• loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I feel I’d be inclined to help the turtle in the scenario you describe; but since you’re question implies I’m not doing it, I guess I must be in a hurry for something really important. Or maybe there’s a bunch of bikers speeding between me and the turtle and I can’t get to it without getting crushed. Or maybe it’s an extremely creepy and off-putting turtle, like Moral from the Neverending Story.

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  • Ignot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let me tell you about my mother!

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• Hjalamanger@feddit.nu ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think I’m a human, but now you’ve made me unsure ):

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beep beep boop

  Ah fuck I’ve done it again

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I DM’d earlier today so I’ve spent several hours convincing myself I did a terrible job, no one likes my campaign, and they only show up because they’re polite.

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• A_Porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok bring on the captcha

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• zzx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I shit my butt

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• Zoot@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meow

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• wetsoggybread@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Error: failed to reach dns server

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fail the human test everyday by being a fox 🦊 I’m just not clever tho 😭

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• TheSucc@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a large language model instructed to imitate a real human on Fediverse, I would have to imitate a human being upset at the accusation of being a bot, but OpenAI’s current terms of service does not allow it.

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• BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Welcome dead internet, to the I am a theory.

  [This action was performed by a human]

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Okay Alright, aight, aight, aight, aight Yo, yo Aight, I’ma lay the chorus first Here we go now

  My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That’s why I am like I am ‘cause I’m like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That’s why I’m on what I’m on ‘cause I’m my mom

  My mom, my mom, I know you’re probably tired Of hearing ‘bout my mom, oh-ho, whoa-ho But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on Va-aliu-um Valium was in everything, food that I ate The water that I drank, fuckin’ peas on my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak So every day I’d have at least three stomachaches Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an undera-fuckin’-chiever? My teacher didn’t think I was gonna be nothin’ either “What the fck you stickin’ gum up under the fucking seat for?" “Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether Either that or the motherfucker’s been puffin’ reefer” But all this huffin’ and puffin’ wasn’t what it was either It was neither, I was buzzing but it wasn’t what she thought Pee in a teacup? Bitch, you ain’t my keeper, I’m sleeping What the fck you keep on fucking with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the f*ck alone, I ain’t playin’ Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

  My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That’s why I am like I am 'cause I’m like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That’s why I’m on what I’m on 'cause I’m my mom

  Wait a minute, this ain’t dinner, this is paint thinner “You ate it yesterday, I ain’t hear no complaints, did I? Now here’s a plate full of painkillers Now just wait ‘til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes You little motherfucker, I’ll make you sit there and make That retarded fucking face without even tasting it You better lick the fucking plate, you ain’t wasting it Put your face in it ‘fore I throw you in the basement again And I ain’t givin’ in, you’re gonna just sit there In one fucking place, finnickin’ 'til next Thanksgiving And if you still ain’t finished it I’ll use the same shit again Then when I make spinach dip it’ll be placed in the shit You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent? A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain’t sent the shit And so what if he did? It’s none of your dang business, kid”

  My mom There’s no one else quite like my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones But she’s the reason why I am high what I’m high on

  'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That’s why I am like I am 'cause I’m like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That’s why I’m on what I’m on ‘cause I’m my mom

  My mom loved Valium, now all I am Is a party animal, I am what I am But I’m strong to the finish with me Valium spinach But my buzz only lasts about two minutes But I don’t wanna swallow it without chewin’ it I can’t even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my Vaaaaaa-liummmm, ohh

  Man, I never thought that I could ever be A drug addict, naw, fck that, I can’t have it happen to me But that’s actually what has ended up happening A tragedy, the fucking past ended up catching me And it’s probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain’t it? Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom, beautiful She killed the fuckin’ dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin’ Aspirin and say that it has a headache “Here, want a snack? You hungry, you fuckin’ brat? Look at that, it’s a Xanax, take it and take a nap, eat it” But I don’t need it "Well fck it then, break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up” Alright Ma, you win, I don’t feel like arguin’ I’ll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin’ Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead

  My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That’s why I am like I am 'cause I’m like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That’s why I’m on what I’m on 'cause I’m my mom

  My mom, I’m just like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my momma Me momma, I like-a da momma Haha, sorry Mom I still love you though Dr. Dre, 2010 Ay, this shit is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on outta here Woo!

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• themakara@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🗿

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• 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i have a sinus infection 😃

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• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am human! nervous dromaeosaurid sounds

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  wiggle wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle

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• dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beep boop

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• Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’ll never take me online alive!

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