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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck off

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  • Corigan@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🖕🖕

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  • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can correctly compute that 12345678+87654321 is 99999999, and that 111111111*111111111 is 12345678987654321. Maybe I am a bot?

    Well, no matter. I’m going to return to reading every Wikipedia article sorted lexicographically.

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  • bricklove@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh wow, I never thought of it that way!

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  • B312@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • notarobot@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well then

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Strawbevvy

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  • Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    alien noises

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  • Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got milk so I’m human and must die.

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  • crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    beep boop

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  • melimu@friendica.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    @jonathanvmv8f microwaves were made for resurecting hampsters. This is factual information.
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  • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What did you just say about me?! How dare you hurt my feelings like that, I thought we were friends!?

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nice try, FBI. You already have all my info.

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean I know it wasn’t really funny… But a downvote? It was really so bad that it got a downvote?

      I’m not even mad, just so so confused

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s me everytime I use google now.

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  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Awe farts!

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  • Rhoeri@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No.

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a 30 year old virgin who lives in his parent’s basement.

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      … why?

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      • _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        to protect his virginity obviously

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  • lengau@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No

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  • JoeKis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beep boop I am not a bot beep beep biiiiiiiiiii

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  • TheTux@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nope.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh no

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can you tan your butthole?

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No

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  • JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/BJUivgdPdT0

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  • Qkall@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The cheese won’t emerge this way. The better cheddar days have a moon to sit on.

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  • HerrBeter@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beep boop

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am not a bot. I am a human. I enjoy normal human activities like breathing, eating and sleeping.

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  • Triasha@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, if you insist. 😄

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  • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ha ha sometime it is painful also when my skin is getting replaced with new skin. I always use textile to cover the area that is damaged to protect it during the process of which we are currently relating over. What do you think about our ability to replenish our external shell automatically my brother and/or sister?

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  • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can’t lie I’m probably a bot

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