revlayle
@revlayle@lemm.ee
I am an enigma wrapped in a burrito that is also wrapped in a fuzzy blanket
- Comment on Hold on! 2 days ago:
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Oops I mean, hurrr hurr, look at me doing human things.
- Comment on Do girls also wiggle the fuel hose or is this just a male habit? 5 days ago:
Don’t need to wiggle, I just let it set for about 15 seconds and it generally doesn’t drip after that.
- Comment on typical future ER visitor 2 weeks ago:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 2 weeks ago:
I do not think I have ever washed any chicken I have prepared, EVER
- Comment on New social experiment 2 weeks ago:
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD 420 69 - "; 20 GOTO 10
- Comment on alpha 1 month ago:
I am about v4.1 right now
- Comment on Half-Life 2 is currently 100% for its 20th anniversary 2 months ago:
That changelog is waaaay longer than I expected it to be.
- Comment on Bad news 2 months ago:
Lmao I lost my shit at this
- Comment on hayzoo kreesto!! 2 months ago:
Theethus
- Comment on Please stop 3 months ago:
“Twitter is gonna make you his bitch”
- Comment on 2024 is about 75% done. Let's recommend the best games of 2024, but with a twist: only the ones with no paid DLC! 3 months ago:
Can none of you spell Golfaria?
- Comment on 2024 is about 75% done. Let's recommend the best games of 2024, but with a twist: only the ones with no paid DLC! 3 months ago:
Yup this is the one. I bought it a few months ago and played no other games until I bought UFO 50 a couple days ago. Now I play that… And Balatro.
- Comment on Clueless about Biology 4 months ago:
God, Jabba, you stupid fuck. Don’t you know anything? I mean, fuck!
- Comment on Aaaaah 4 months ago:
I pray for calf cramps, those are easy to deal with. Chin? Fuck fuck fuck no
- Comment on To all you outside of the US... 6 months ago:
We call an ambulance we get fire dept first responders, then an ambulance if you need it. Never got the police, and we have done it many times with my father in law with heart issues.
… And I live in Tulsa
- Comment on Happy cakeday, lemm.ee! 7 months ago:
This was the first and only instance of lemmyI have ever joined and have been pretty happy with it ever since. I haven’t made a post, but I do comment regularly.
- Comment on This is not a record to be proud of. 7 months ago:
Right? I was all “Giant baby Nic Cage? wat”
- Comment on Funny, those guys don't usually agree on that much 8 months ago:
I thought I was in programmer humor for a sec when I first saw the image, then I died a little bit
- Comment on Movies that “go from 0-100” in the last 15 or so minutes? 9 months ago:
That was exactly my wife and I’s assessment of that film. We walked going thinking it was a slightly entertaining but mostly boring film… then the last 15 or so minutes we laughed out asses off. Once Brad Pitt’s character makes the clicking sound we were “ohhh shiiit”
- Comment on What are some games you find yourself frequently coming back to? 9 months ago:
Great, now I need to play some peggle
- Comment on Yep, makes sense 1 year ago:
FAAR?
wat
- Comment on [Steam] Which lesser known games have you bought or are planning to buy in this sale? 1 year ago:
Caves of Qud
- Comment on Seven Corndogs 1 year ago:
Look, it’s not like you have to chop an onion.
- Comment on Maybe AI won't be taking all of our jobs after all? 1 year ago:
egs
- Comment on How embarrassing 1 year ago:
John F Kennedy International is an airport in New York City
- Comment on Uh oh! 1 year ago:
I showed this to my wife and she cannot stop laughing
- Comment on The media won't talk about this!!!!! 1 year ago:
Snot bubbles
- Comment on What more need be said about it? 1 year ago:
Slow down there, Atlas
- Comment on You didn't bought it you rented it! 1 year ago:
Except for the original deskjet they had back in the early 90s, I haven’t touched HP,.on purpose anyways, since then. I hate their printers, their computers their software, nothing about their stuff works properly and has been garbage for me.
- Comment on You didn't bought it you rented it! 1 year ago:
Yes, I have a b&w brother laser/scanner than is 6 to 7 years old and it goes on without any issues (except networking BS at times, but that is likely my problem)