has AOT vibes
This is not a record to be proud of.
Submitted 6 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bluey@lemmy.world 6 months ago
chetradley@lemmy.world 6 months ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That one on the bottom right really got the short end of the stick.
eran_morad@lemmy.world 6 months ago
With the hairline of a 48-year old.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Just because he’s God doesn’t mean he can do anything about male pattern baldness. He’s not that omnipotent.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Male-pattern baldness existed prior to the creation or the Heavens and the Earth.
dingus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
For whatever reason in like medieval paintings or whatever, they used to draw baby Jesus as like an old man
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Mexico has such cool religious art that this is just offensively ugly. Even if you don’t like religion the art is pretty cool. This is ugly on the Touchdown Jesus level of ugly.
Revonult@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Oh boy do I have news. God agreed with you and in 2010 “Touchdown Jesus” was struck by lightning and burned down. They replaced it with a more traditional version. Personally I liked the orgional more.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 6 months ago
Sadly the original Jesus was destroyed by an act of God.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Offsides/Five Dollar Footlong Jesus just isn’t the same.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Oh well shit I didn’t know. My husband just told me about it years ago.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
I thought he was drowning.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s a Titan trying to hatch from the Earth.
bhmnscmm@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
bhmnscmm@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Did Hideo Kojima make this?
Rolando@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Maybe it was Hajime Isayama, and the scaffolding on the left is for people who dress up as Survey Corps.
profdc9@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
But he is clearly saying little baby Jesus.
DODOKING38@lemmy.world 6 months ago
All hail the lord and saviour lord Farquadd
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
As a person utterly devoid of religion, I still used to enjoy visiting the temples of the various faiths, to see what they’d come up with. I think that period might be at an end.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
At first glance he looks like one of those smaller deformed titans.
pipows@lemmy.today 6 months ago
I’m not a christian and yet I feel offended by this image
waterore@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No Genuflect Required
thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 months ago
This is the world we live in
squid_slime@lemm.ee 6 months ago
GIVE IT BEARD
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sin barba, sin abdominales, sin Jesús.
squid_slime@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Laudetur infans Iesus caeruleis oculis. Nam ipse est nostra salus et sacrificium sanguinis postulat.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 6 months ago
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Cause Phil Collins, He knows me and He knows I’m right.
I’ve been talkin’ to Phil Collins all my life.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 6 months ago
My Mom adored him.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 6 months ago
‘Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: ‘Hey-suz’. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin’ wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who’s got my back no matter what…Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife’s father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin’ with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus…’
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Tommy Wiseau baby 😮
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Oh hai god
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
GiantBlue-eyedWhiteToddlerJesus
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I have that card
Snapz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Do they also claim to have the self awareness to understand that thing is fucking creepy
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Self-awareness and Christianity aren’t generally friendly.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
“This is not a record to be proud of”
I dunno, you must have accomplished some pretty impressive things to be so dismissive of this.
dumbass@leminal.space 6 months ago
Why does the giant baby Jesus have a full head of hair.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I just wanna know why he has a widow’s peak 😄
Num10ck@lemmy.world 6 months ago
looks like Andy Kaufman
Jakdracula@lemmy.world 6 months ago
MC 900 Foot Jesus enters the chat.
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 6 months ago
Who would ever contest this claim ?!
ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Giant baby Jesus doesn’t exist, giant baby Jesus can’t hurt you
Trex202@lemmy.world 6 months ago
He was a grown man! He had a beard!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yes, we know. Her name was Mary Magdalene.
The living with the 12 other dudes totally gave it away though.
Katrisia@lemm.ee 6 months ago
You’re thinking of April Jesus. This is December Jesus.
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Looks like a boss from Blasphemous 💀
MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Why does it look like Nic Cage
revlayle@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Right? I was all “Giant baby Nic Cage? wat”
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 6 months ago
My hair is a dove (The Holy Spirit) so your argument is invalid!
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Reminds me of that one sketch:
“Can we lower it to two hail Mary’s?”
“How dare you cheapen the word of God!”
“Fine then, I’ll just take my business to the word across the street.”
“Go then!”
[walks away]
“The exit is that way!”
“I’m visiting the gift shop, first.”
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Is giant baby Jesus trying to sneak up on him?
hoss@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
I will build an even larger and uglier baby Jesus statue
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s good to have goals.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well, since religion overall is a clown show, wtf not?
GrymEdm@lemmy.world 6 months ago
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Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Not the same person. That’s Porzingis.