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Seven Corndogs
Submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to [deleted]
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Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is that like, just a really shitty scotch egg?
KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 11 months ago
now that I think about it, yeah, pretty much
PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No mustard? Fuck that, I’m out.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dammit, now I’m craving seven corndogs!
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gross. Nine is where it’s at
dan1101@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yeah Mr Moneybags where would I even get 7 corndogs?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m no American, but I’m assuming they’re using cornmeal in that batter. I can’t eat cornmeal and will certainly regret it.
owatnext@lemmy.world 11 months ago
you will certainly not regret eating seven corn dogs
remotelove@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Just eat the sticks then.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thanks for an actual meal tip! I’ll try
ttr@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Why am I suddenly craving olives?
Creazle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Right? 30 to 40 olives to be precise
_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 11 months ago
7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
name_NULL111653@pawb.social 11 months ago
No, officer, it’s “Hi, how are you?” not “How high are you?”…
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can I? Because I want to.
AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Rawdogging seven corndogs
Default_Defect@midwest.social 11 months ago
Rawdog?! They’re cornbreaded for your pleasure!
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Your supposed to deep fry them raw dogs
saltesc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Cooking up seven corndpgs seems like more effort than making a quick meal like ham, cheese, and tomato toasties.
chris@l.roofo.cc 11 months ago
You are not supposed to make them. Just eat 7 of them.
saltesc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If I’m going to the trouble of picking corn and catching a dog, I’m not going to eat them raw like some heathen.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 months ago
Oven works fine. Though at that point a frozen pizza or frozen anything would be better.
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 11 months ago
Deep frying is easy enough but the cleanup alone gives me anxiety thinking about it.
dingus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wait, people make their own corn dogs from scratch? I assumed people just bought them frozen and heated them up in the oven or air fryer.
revlayle@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Look, it’s not like you have to chop an onion.
Amends1782@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Literally just the microwave it doesn’t get easier haha
evolvor@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
An air fryer is a game changer. Unbelievably convenient for preparing 7 corndogs.
saltesc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve heard this… I have a massive dehydrator for jerky and dog treats, and yet I have like no kitchen appliances lol. Maybe I should adult more and splash out.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I will certainly regret eating seven sticks, though.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I always eat the stick. It’s a good source of fiber.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This meme lies. I followed its instructions and ate 7 corn dogs including the stick and now I have a belly ache.
Also, I’m pooping blood. Is that normal?
kenblu24@lemmy.world 11 months ago
this reads somewhere between Neil Cicirega lyrics and Clerks dialogue
Kaliax@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just put them in your mouth.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
How many corn dogs would you say you eat a day?
UndecidedYellow@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
My kids only eat the dog. They rip off and discard the delicious corn coating like it’s a banana peel. Why don’t we just offer them regular hot dogs, you ask? We do, but “they don’t taste the same.” Monsters. So now we don’t buy corn dogs because I’m not paying corn dog prices for hot dog meals.
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My partner does almost the same thing, she eats the skin off completely and then eats the hot dog part you know, like a psychopath
Retrograde@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yup that’s frightening behavior indeed
UndecidedYellow@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I can’t fault her for that. I eat sandwiches crust first. She’s basically doing the same thing.
kungen@feddit.nu 11 months ago
You check the ingredients? Corn dogs are often chicken sausages, whereas normal hot dogs are usually beef/pork?
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I imagine you gotta get that hint of sweet and gritty leftover corn wrap, too, though. And the crunchy bit at the bottom. It’s a delicacy that’s hard to re-create.
UndecidedYellow@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yea, my husband has tried different types of hotdogs, but hasn’t had any luck with them
ares35@kbin.social 11 months ago
try the nekked hot dogs on a stick.
UndecidedYellow@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Tried it. Even tried making my own batter that I then rip off. It’s not the same was the response.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Fun fact: the term for corn dog in Japan is America dog.
UndecidedYellow@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
TIL 🌈