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Seven Corndogs

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ZeroCool@feddit.ch⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • UndecidedYellow@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    My kids only eat the dog. They rip off and discard the delicious corn coating like it’s a banana peel. Why don’t we just offer them regular hot dogs, you ask? We do, but “they don’t taste the same.” Monsters. So now we don’t buy corn dogs because I’m not paying corn dog prices for hot dog meals.

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    • Electric_Druid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      My partner does almost the same thing, she eats the skin off completely and then eats the hot dog part you know, like a psychopath

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      • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Yup that’s frightening behavior indeed

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      • UndecidedYellow@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        I can’t fault her for that. I eat sandwiches crust first. She’s basically doing the same thing.

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    • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      You check the ingredients? Corn dogs are often chicken sausages, whereas normal hot dogs are usually beef/pork?

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      • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        I imagine you gotta get that hint of sweet and gritty leftover corn wrap, too, though. And the crunchy bit at the bottom. It’s a delicacy that’s hard to re-create.

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      • UndecidedYellow@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Yea, my husband has tried different types of hotdogs, but hasn’t had any luck with them

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    • ares35@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      try the nekked hot dogs on a stick.

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      • UndecidedYellow@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Tried it. Even tried making my own batter that I then rip off. It’s not the same was the response.

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Fun fact: the term for corn dog in Japan is America dog.

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      • UndecidedYellow@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        TIL 🌈

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  • art@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I feel like I’m constantly being called out on this site.

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    • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I like to dip mine in milk

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  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Is that like, just a really shitty scotch egg?

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    • KreekyBonez@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      now that I think about it, yeah, pretty much

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    No mustard? Fuck that, I’m out.

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  • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Dammit, now I’m craving seven corndogs!

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    • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Gross. Nine is where it’s at

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  • dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Yeah Mr Moneybags where would I even get 7 corndogs?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’m no American, but I’m assuming they’re using cornmeal in that batter. I can’t eat cornmeal and will certainly regret it.

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    • owatnext@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      you will certainly not regret eating seven corn dogs

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    • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Just eat the sticks then.

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Thanks for an actual meal tip! I’ll try

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  • ttr@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Why am I suddenly craving olives?

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    • Creazle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Right? 30 to 40 olives to be precise

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  • _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

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    • name_NULL111653@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      No, officer, it’s “Hi, how are you?” not “How high are you?”…

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    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Can I? Because I want to.

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  • AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Rawdogging seven corndogs

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    • Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Rawdog?! They’re cornbreaded for your pleasure!

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      • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Your supposed to deep fry them raw dogs

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Cooking up seven corndpgs seems like more effort than making a quick meal like ham, cheese, and tomato toasties.

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    • chris@l.roofo.cc ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      You are not supposed to make them. Just eat 7 of them.

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      • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        If I’m going to the trouble of picking corn and catching a dog, I’m not going to eat them raw like some heathen.

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    • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Oven works fine. Though at that point a frozen pizza or frozen anything would be better.

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    • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Deep frying is easy enough but the cleanup alone gives me anxiety thinking about it.

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      • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Wait, people make their own corn dogs from scratch? I assumed people just bought them frozen and heated them up in the oven or air fryer.

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    • revlayle@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Look, it’s not like you have to chop an onion.

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    • Amends1782@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Literally just the microwave it doesn’t get easier haha

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    • evolvor@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      An air fryer is a game changer. Unbelievably convenient for preparing 7 corndogs.

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      • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        I’ve heard this… I have a massive dehydrator for jerky and dog treats, and yet I have like no kitchen appliances lol. Maybe I should adult more and splash out.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I will certainly regret eating seven sticks, though.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I always eat the stick. It’s a good source of fiber.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This meme lies. I followed its instructions and ate 7 corn dogs including the stick and now I have a belly ache.

    Also, I’m pooping blood. Is that normal?

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  • kenblu24@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    this reads somewhere between Neil Cicirega lyrics and Clerks dialogue

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  • Kaliax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Just put them in your mouth.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    How many corn dogs would you say you eat a day?

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