There are dietary laws for Catholics, specifically about fasting and abstaining from meat consumption, but they vary wildly by region. For example, Canadian Catholics are permitted to eat meat on Friday if they perform an act of charity, read the Bible, or pray more than usual. Just make sure you’re Canadian or else God will be mad.
Who can relate?
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ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Godric@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered “fish” theologically speaking.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Glad I don’t have to give up eating beaver for Lent
Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 months ago
There’s a case to be made for them all being fish biologically speaking, too.
Of course, that case would also mean making chicken, beef, and all the other meat people typically eat would be fish, which might defeat the intent of the rule.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Originally Christians aren’t even supposed to eat pork like the Jews. But then the Romans be like 🤌 then God said “Okay okay chill, pork’s back on the menu except on Friday’s”
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Did jesus even know about Canada ?
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You’ve got a lot to learn my son.
Grimy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
1994 would mean this corolla is potentially 31, juch too old for the average priest.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
So, priest only eat babies is what you are saying?
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Not the whole baby.
dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s not a Corolla.
Chainweasel@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Emblem on the rim makes it look like a Lincoln
Venator@lemmy.nz 3 months ago
Also the rest of the car makes it look like a Lincoln Towncar 😂
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
To be fair, he’s a priest. He only knows about Chryslers and vehicles whose names end in –mobile.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Well there’s no Corolla in the picture, so I’m guessing he DID eat it.
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 3 months ago
He can eat the 1993 and 1995 Corollas though
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I find his lack of faith disturbing
CountVon@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Father David Michael? Never trust someone with two first names.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Especially Ryan George. That guy is … sketchy!
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This suggests he could eat it were he not a catholic priest
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
You don’t eat them? Weirdo.
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
skill issue
Zozano@aussie.zone 3 months ago
I really hope “kid dick” is listed.
It probably isn’t
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Damn, I could never be a priest, I can’t give up my weekly 1994 Toyota Corolla treat.
MadBob@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Wish I could get away with wearing a billowing cloak like that.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Nobody is going to stop you.
MadBob@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Well it’s not so much that I won’t be stopped but that I want acclaim for it.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Neo did that, but he was machine jesus, so unless you’ve got a pair of sunglasses and some woah!'s handy, you might just want to stick to the latex
MadBob@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Ah, my woahs are in my other jeans.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Can’t have sex with it either.
dumbass@leminal.space 3 months ago
Pfft that’s why you’re a lesser religion!
HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 months ago
The struggle is real
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Be careful though. Earl’s crazy. He ate one of my cars once. Yeah, the whole car. Like, with a fork.
Asafum@feddit.nl 3 months ago
“with God all things are possible” Matthew 19:26
Someone doesn’t read their Bible!
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
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jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Automobiles fall under the same exception as iron chariots (Judges 1:19).
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Ezekiel 23:20