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• Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

  Well there’s no Corolla in the picture, so I’m guessing he DID eat it.

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• MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Wish I could get away with wearing a billowing cloak like that.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Nobody is going to stop you.

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pfft that’s why you’re a lesser religion!

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “with God all things are possible” Matthew 19:26

  Someone doesn’t read their Bible!

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Automobiles fall under the same exception as iron chariots (Judges 1:19).

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ezekiel 23:20

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1994 would mean this corolla is potentially 31, juch too old for the average priest.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    So, priest only eat babies is what you are saying?

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• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There are dietary laws for Catholics, specifically about fasting and abstaining from meat consumption, but they vary wildly by region. For example, Canadian Catholics are permitted to eat meat on Friday if they perform an act of charity, read the Bible, or pray more than usual. Just make sure you’re Canadian or else God will be mad.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered “fish” theologically speaking.

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    • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s a case to be made for them all being fish biologically speaking, too.

      Of course, that case would also mean making chicken, beef, and all the other meat people typically eat would be fish, which might defeat the intent of the rule.

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    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Glad I don’t have to give up eating beaver for Lent

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    • droporain@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bobr kurwa!

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Originally Christians aren’t even supposed to eat pork like the Jews. But then the Romans be like 🤌 then God said “Okay okay chill, pork’s back on the menu except on Friday’s”

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• dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s not a Corolla.

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  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To be fair, he’s a priest. He only knows about Chryslers and vehicles whose names end in –mobile.

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  • Chainweasel@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Emblem on the rim makes it look like a Lincoln

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    • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also the rest of the car makes it look like a Lincoln Towncar 😂

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• CountVon@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Father David Michael? Never trust someone with two first names.

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Especially Ryan George. That guy is … sketchy!

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I find his lack of faith disturbing

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can’t have sex with it either.

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• idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  skill issue

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• AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He can eat the 1993 and 1995 Corollas though

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• BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This suggests he could eat it were he not a catholic priest

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Be careful though. Earl’s crazy. He ate one of my cars once. Yeah, the whole car. Like, with a fork.

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