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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Babybonita@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “with God all things are possible” Matthew 19:26

    Someone doesn’t read their Bible!

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    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Automobiles fall under the same exception as iron chariots (Judges 1:19).

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ezekiel 23:20

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There are dietary laws for Catholics, specifically about fasting and abstaining from meat consumption, but they vary wildly by region. For example, Canadian Catholics are permitted to eat meat on Friday if they perform an act of charity, read the Bible, or pray more than usual. Just make sure you’re Canadian or else God will be mad.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered “fish” theologically speaking.

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      • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Glad I don’t have to give up eating beaver for Lent

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      • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There’s a case to be made for them all being fish biologically speaking, too.

        Of course, that case would also mean making chicken, beef, and all the other meat people typically eat would be fish, which might defeat the intent of the rule.

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      • droporain@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bobr kurwa!

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Originally Christians aren’t even supposed to eat pork like the Jews. But then the Romans be like 🤌 then God said “Okay okay chill, pork’s back on the menu except on Friday’s”

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did jesus even know about Canada ?

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      • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’ve got a lot to learn my son.

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1994 would mean this corolla is potentially 31, juch too old for the average priest.

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So, priest only eat babies is what you are saying?

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      • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not the whole baby.

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  • dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s not a Corolla.

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    • Chainweasel@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Emblem on the rim makes it look like a Lincoln

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      • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also the rest of the car makes it look like a Lincoln Towncar 😂

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    • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To be fair, he’s a priest. He only knows about Chryslers and vehicles whose names end in –mobile.

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  • Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well there’s no Corolla in the picture, so I’m guessing he DID eat it.

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  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He can eat the 1993 and 1995 Corollas though

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I find his lack of faith disturbing

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  • CountVon@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Father David Michael? Never trust someone with two first names.

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Especially Ryan George. That guy is … sketchy!

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  • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This suggests he could eat it were he not a catholic priest

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You don’t eat them? Weirdo.

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  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    skill issue

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  • Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I really hope “kid dick” is listed.

    It probably isn’t

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn, I could never be a priest, I can’t give up my weekly 1994 Toyota Corolla treat.

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  • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wish I could get away with wearing a billowing cloak like that.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nobody is going to stop you.

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      • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well it’s not so much that I won’t be stopped but that I want acclaim for it.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Neo did that, but he was machine jesus, so unless you’ve got a pair of sunglasses and some woah!'s handy, you might just want to stick to the latex

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      • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ah, my woahs are in my other jeans.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t have sex with it either.

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pfft that’s why you’re a lesser religion!

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  • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The struggle is real

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be careful though. Earl’s crazy. He ate one of my cars once. Yeah, the whole car. Like, with a fork.

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