Just throwing this out there… Summoning a DR pepper ANYWHERE is OP as fuck.
If you were a hitman, you couldn’t exactly make it look like an accident, but you definitely wouldn’t leave an evidence trail.
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dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
You could summon a dr pepper up your enemy’s ass every 14.5 hours
GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Why just enemies?
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I thought exactly the same about controlling a millilitre of water. You could straight up behead people on sight and leave basically no trace at all - just a suspiciously clean cut
elvith@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
but you definitely wouldn’t leave an evidence trail.
Yes, officer. It’s the second victim that died from a Dr. Pepper can randomly falling on their head today. As the two other ones yesterday and the two the day before yesterday…
atocci@kbin.social 6 months ago
You need to think more like a stand user. Your lungs are now filled with 「Dr. Pepper」
samus12345@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It also doesn’t specify what a “Dr Pepper” is, exactly. Can I summon a container the size of a mountain with it?
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Dr. Pepper strikes again
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 6 months ago
ez
“strawberry flavor” and “tastes good”
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s obviously a BAD Strawberry’s flavor, though… Are you sure you wouldn’t prefer controlling a miniscule amount of water?
ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee 5 months ago
My glitch: summon a Dr. Pepper can into Trump’s brain, then into Biden’s brain after 14.5 hrs, then Netanyahu’s, then Putin’s, then the evil Sudanese dudes’, then Xi Jinping’s, and so on and so forth.
Transwithvans@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I like your thinking
Allero@lemmy.today 5 months ago
So essentially there’s a lot of OP pills here:
- Change skin color - wow, a great help in a heist or to make magic shows
- Control all TVs in fast food places - you can literally roll unbannable propaganda for everyone to see! *Teleport to closest beach at any time - again, absolute save in heist; also, you’d be an amazing courier for some saltwater port!
- Turds are silver - that’s a loooot of silver
- Summon a Dr.Pepper every 14,5 hours anywhere - just summon it into someone’s head or into some mechanism and enjoy the show
- Immune to cancer - now you’re the leading patient for research against cancer! You are the key to ending it once and for all!
- Control a single milliliter of water - you’ll be a God of precise technology. Also, you can probably misplace a bit of important fluid in the body to kill a person.
- Get the answer to any question once - that could be anything! The meaning of life, the universal physical theory, the way to build a just and wonderful world…you name it.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Change skin color - wow, a great help in a heist
Make skin white. Rob bank. Make skin nonwhite. Get arrested for “fitting the description.”
drathvedro@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Collapse civilization and “kill any one person of your choosing” on myself
Allero@lemmy.today 5 months ago
You can kill yourself without a pill; better take strawberry one
drathvedro@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Eh, I don’t like sweets. Besides, I’d rather not do it on my own. I’d only prefer it if there was another pill to leave some sort of last “fuck you” to the humanity.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Hell you can just run for American president and off yourself in a bunker if that’s all you want
drathvedro@lemm.ee 5 months ago
What’s a president after the civilization has collapsed?
Matriks404@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I am not a materialist but nothing catches my eye that is good enough, so:
- 3 million dollars.
- A shoebox of like the rarest material that I could sell, but not something that can kill me or which half-life causes it to “evaporate” in a second.
egonallanon@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Anyone who is saying anything other than take the random pill twice is a coward.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Do I have full phase and state control of that 1 ml of water, and can also move it around, magneto style? Do I always keep all 1ml in my control?
You could cause a lot of havoc with that
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
>choose 1ml water pill
>form it into a needle
>kill everyone ITT
>collect all of their pills
xfts@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Immune to cancer And just to annoy people the “Make bell sounds at will” one
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Under normal circumstances, the black random pill would be completely up my alley, but not today.
With the shoebox pill, depending on shoebox size, I would give myself 5,000 $100USD bills ($500,000 total). Never said a thing about not getting money in the process, just that it has to exist.
Also, the bottom right corner 5 months experience pill. Definitely 5 months experience in charisma based manipulation (in both text and vocal form if possible) so I could get slightly ahead of others in life. Gotta work smarter, not harder sometimes.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“Change your skin color instantly any time” and “teleport to the closest beach at any time”. I’ll use them to rob banks. Before robbing the bank I’ll change my skin color, and once I get the money I’ll escape by teleporting to the beach - while changing my skin color at the same time (not to my original skin color though - that one I’ll only use once I’m completely safe)
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
This is assuming you teleport other things besides just yourself. You might just poof to the beach nude.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 months ago
So I should only use that power when I’m near a nudist beach?
Ledivin@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Shoebox full of gold. If my math is right, that comes out to roughly $8M or so
derpgon@programming.dev 5 months ago
Throw in a winning Eurojackpot ticket and a USB drive with some bitcoin.
BobTheDestroyer@lemm.ee 5 months ago
The USB drive has wallet keys to every lost or forgotten bitcoin wallet since bitcoin was new.
“According to Fortune, around 2.9 million Bitcoins have been lost”
bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Teleport to closest beach at any time and control body temperature, i mean, if i teleport to closest beach in winter or cold weather what am i gonna do?
samus12345@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Leaving the beach when you’re done would be the problem.
undefinedValue@programming.dev 5 months ago
Escape your enemies
mononomi@feddit.nl 6 months ago
Get the answer to any question seems like it would make me the next Einstein. Or the answer would be 42.
RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Can you choose where Dr. Pepper bottle is summoned? If yes, you could just summon one in the throats of Putin, Trump, any anyone else who is a threat to global peace.
jpablo68@infosec.pub 6 months ago
Groundhog day for a year and immune to cancer is the only sane choice.
the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 6 months ago
π million dollars and perfectly nutritious chocolate.
unimalion@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Black pill twice
22: nostrils 6: kill 1 person 13: collapse civilization 24: Black pill (again) 1: control all tvs in fast food 7: plants talk
I didn’t want civilization to collapse but at least the plants will keep me company
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Fucking Roll
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Free fiberglass powder makes a great pocket sand
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Use both just in case.
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 5 months ago
5 months experience and eat wood. duh.
robocall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If you had the “summon a dr. pepper every 14.5 hours anywhere” you could send those dr. peppers to Palestine to help fight the famine.
but honestly, there are other parts of the world that have famine too. You could stay busy your whole life sending dr. peppers.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 months ago
That’s lame. Put them inside your enemies skulls.
robocall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
or if you can manage to travel to those famine-stricken places, you could take the 9000+ calorie cheese and feed people
Vej@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Money, immunity to cancer.
bogdugg@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Assuming the shoebox pill couldn’t be used for more pills (such as, more shoebox pills)…
Groundhog Day pill + 5 months experience pill, could be pretty good.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 5 months ago
Money and sleep ones
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
5 months experience and the answer to any one question
Valmond@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’ll take the green one and the blueish thank you very much.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
If the shoebox one just magically removes stuff instead of needing real work or duplicating stuff then you could skip a lot of surgery, or just need with someone by asking for the bones in their hand or something
Valmond@lemmy.world 6 months ago
1 shoebox of 24 carats gold please.
But the answer to one question is worth way more ofc.
pennomi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
One shoebox of antimatter, thanks