citrusface
@citrusface@lemmy.world
- Comment on Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk 7 hours ago:
I’ll give you this one.
- Comment on Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk 11 hours ago:
tone hard to convey online. sometimes sly sarcasm comes across as uber douche - apologies. Im glad you like milk - I think it’s disgusting by itself.
- Comment on Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk 23 hours ago:
How does it feel to be so confident yet so so wrong?
- Comment on Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk 1 day ago:
I’m just saying if I see anyone not eating from the kids menu drinking milk with a meal I’m going to judge you. I’m judging all of Finland.
- Comment on Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk 1 day ago:
Who fucking drinks milk when they go to a restaurant - are you 5?
- Comment on Seedless Catholics Against Watermelons? 3 days ago:
- Comment on Bruh 3 days ago:
Fr fr fr uit cup
- Comment on V Rising has launched out of Early Access! 1 week ago:
Can’t wait until they add the v rising battle royale as and additional game you need to buy and drop all future improvements for v rising just like they did for Battlerite.
- Comment on Balatro - Patch 1.0.1f 2 weeks ago:
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Updated version of Love2D (the engine) - this fixes an issue on Windows and Steam Deck causing poor/stuttery performance for some players
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Added VC++ 2022 redistributable as an installation requirement
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General performance improvements
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Added toggle for ‘Reduced Motion’, removing the swirly background, gyrating card motion, much of the ‘juice’ in the game
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Changed default fallback tarot from Fool to Strength (when all tarots are on screen)
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Banned top-up tag and Antimatter on Jokerless Challenge
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Changed Gold Stake random seeds - now ensures that the first Legendary Joker on that seed is a Joker that you have not won with on Gold Stake (For Completionist++ hunting)
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Changed ante scaling in white stake:
- Ante 3: 2800 -> 2000
- Ante 4: 6000 -> 5000
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Changed ante scaling in green stake:
- Ante 2: 1000 -> 900
- Ante 3: 3200 -> 2600
- Ante 4: 9000 -> 8000
- Ante 5: 18000 -> 20000
- Ante 6: 32000 -> 36000
- Ante 7: 56000 -> 60000
- Ante 8: 90000 -> 100000
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Changed ante scaling in purple stake:
- Ante 2: 1200 -> 1000
- Ante 3: 3600 -> 3200
- Ante 4: 10000 -> 9000
- Ante 6: 50000 -> 60000
- Ante 7: 90000 -> 110000
- Ante 8: 180000 -> 200000
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Changed Orange Stake
- Scrapped increasing pack cost
- Added new ‘Perishable’ mechanic, Jokers have a 30% chance to have a ‘Perishable’ sticker, disabling them after 5 rounds
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Changed Gold Stake
- Scrapped -1 hand size
- Added new ‘Rental’ mechanic, Jokers have a 30% chance to have a ‘Rental’ sticker (stacks with eternal/perishable), making them cost $1 up front and $3 every round
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Changed eternal to apply to Jokers in Buffoon packs
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Changed Eternal/Rental/Perishable sticker location to be in the top left corner
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Made some non-retroactive scaling Jokers incompatible with ‘Perishable’ (Ceremonial Dagger, Glass Joker, Hologram, Ride the Bus, runner, constellation, green joker, red card, madness, square joker, vampire, rocket, obelisk, lucky cat, flash card, spare trousers, castle, wee)
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Changed the first shop in every run to always include a normal Buffoon pack as one of the pack options
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Upcoming blinds/tags can now be seen in the shop immediately after defeating a boss blind/cashing out
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Some Blinds are now be banned on challenge runs - banned Crimson Heart, Verdant Leaf and Amber Acorn on ‘Jokerless’ - banned Verdant Leaf on ‘Typecast’ - banned Verdant Leaf on ‘Non-Perishable’ - banned The Plant on ‘Mad World’
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Buffed Saturn
- Now gives +3 mult instead of +2 mult for Straights
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Buffed Neptune
- Now gives +4 mult instead of +3 mult for Straight Flush
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Buffed Eris
- Now gives +50 chips instead of +40 chips for Flush Five
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Buffed Ceres
- Now gives +4 mult instead of +3 mult for Flush House
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Square Joker now has a square sprite
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Blue Joker sprite was fixed (2 out of place blue pixels)
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Changed Uncommon tag - Now makes the uncommon joker free
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Changed Rare tag - Now makes the rare joker free
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Negative, Polychrome, Holo, Foil tags all make their respective joker free
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Changed Investment to give $25 instead of $15
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Changed 8 Ball - scrapped old effect, new effect -> 1 in 4 chance to spawn a tarot when any played 8 is scored
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Changed Blue Seal - now creates the planet card of the final poker hand played during the round
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Changed both Mad and Clever Joker - scrapped ‘contains 4 of a kind’ effect, now applies instead to any hand that contains a ‘Two Pair’
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Changed Yorick - scrapped old effect, new effect -> gains X1 mult every 23 cards discarded (starts at X1)
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Changed Magician Tarot - now applies lucky to 2 cards instead of 1
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Changed Midas Mask - now only applies Gold enhancement to scoring face cards, costs $7 was $6
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Changed Vampire
- now only removes enhancement from scoring cards
- gives X0.1 mult per enhancement instead of X0.2 mult
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Changed Madness - now only applies on small/big blinds, not on boss blind selection
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Changed To Do list - poker hand no longer changes on payout, always changes at end of round (won’t get stuck on Straight Flush)
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Changed description of Shortcut to include a more apt example (10 8 6 5 3)
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Changed Ancient Joker - the selected suit is no longer able to repeat between rounds
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Changed Swashbuckler - Now adds sell value of all other Jokers to Mult, not just the Jokers to the left
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Changed Hanging Chad - Now retriggers the first played card 2 times instead of once
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Changed Runner - now starts at +0 chips and gives +15 chips per straight, was +20 and +10 per straight
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Changed Flower Pot - Now includes the base suit of debuffed cards when determining if it will trigger
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Changed Bootstraps to include current mult bonus in description
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Changed all 4 Sinful Jokers (one for each suit) - they now each give +3 mult per suit instead of +4 mult
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Changed Banner - now gives +30 chips per remaining discard instead of +40 chips
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Changed Fibonacci - costs $8 instead of $7, because Fibonacci
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Changed Square Joker - now starts at +0 chips, was +16 chips, now costs $4, was $5
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Changed Wee Joker - now starts at +0 chips, was +10 chips
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Changed Steel Joker - Now gives X0.2 mult per Steel card in full deck instead of X0.25 mult
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Changed Odd Todd - Now gives +31 chips per odd ranked card instead of +30 mult
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Changed Sixth Sense - Now uncommon and $6, was rare
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Changed Hiker - Now gives +5 chips to every scoring card played instead of +4 chips
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Changed Gros Michel - Now has a 1 in 6 chance to go extinct instead of 1 in 4
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Changed Seance - Now uncommon and $6, was rare and $7
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Changed Riff-Raff - Now $6, was $4
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Changed Vagabond
- Rare, was uncommon
- $8, was $6
- Applies when you have $4 or less, was $3 or less
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Changed Cloud 9 - Now $7, was $6
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Changed Mail-In Rebate - Now $5 was $3
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Changed Reserved Parking - Now common, was uncommon
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Changed Lucky Cat - Now gains X0.25 per lucky proc, was X0.2
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Changed Trading card - Now costs $6, was $5
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Changed Campfire - Now gains X0.25 per card sold, was X0.5
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Changed Smily Face - Now give +5 mult per face card, was +4 mult
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Changed Golden Ticket - Now payes out $4 per gold card played, was $3
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Changed Bloodstone - Now has a 1 in 2 chance to proc, was 1 in 3, gives X1.5 mult, was X2 mult
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Changed Onyx Agate - Now gives +7 mult per club card, was +8 mult
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Changed Glass Joker - Now gives X0.75 mult per glass card destroyed, was X0.5 mult
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Changed Stuntman - Now gives +250 Chips, was +300, is now rare, was uncommon, is not $7, was $6
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Changed Invisible Joker - Now requires 2 rounds and costs $8, was 3 rounds and $10
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Changed wording on most scaling jokers to refer to ‘this joker’
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Fixed bug where opening a booster pack with hand size of 0 was unskippable
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Fixed bug where the card generated by ‘Certificate’ was not being debuffed by the boss
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Fixed bug in the rate at which eternal/perishable Jokers were being generated
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Fixed bug where Buffoon Pack could show up in Jokerless challenge
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Fixed bug where debuffed negative Jokers being sold doesn’t reduce the number of available joker slots
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Fixed bug where sticker seeding was shared between shop and booster packs
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- Comment on Balatro - Patch 1.0.1f 2 weeks ago:
Oh I’m so happy he added a toggle to reduce motion/swirl/gyrating
I couldn’t play sometimes bc it made me nauseated
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
buy smaller trashcan. use grocery bags. profit until the world breaks.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
That is indeed quite severe
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
But also for real I don’t think planes serve nurs anymore because of allergies. Just send it.
Do you wanna meet? Let’s do it.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
SHE BETTER BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE NUT WHEN SHE GETS THERE - AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
Yeah that was a major oversight from the Obama administration. Feels bad.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
Your are right. I was extra when I wrote that. I will make an edit.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
Fair fair fair - a lot of good points have been made and I was misinformed about biodiesel.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
I’m not saying that there isn’t a place for large vehicles but the tend of bigger bigger bigger needs to calm the fuck down.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
Hey friend. For context I meant lithium from other countries.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
Yes, we are all in agreement on this.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
If they could only use hog shit to power me - but don’t get me started on NC pig farms. Disgusting.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
Fuck yeah in interested change my wrong ass and uninformed opinions.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
♥️
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
I’m just saying right now more than 80% of all energy in the use comes from non renewable / non nuclear power. I’m glad your area has great renewable energy sources in place.
I’m powered by Sharon Harris nuclear plant.
I’m not saying that EVs aren’t better, I’m saying that it’s not a magic bandaid. Obviously there is it one fix or easy fix.
I don’t need to get into my corpo hate right now because I’m tired and I just wanna mine space rocks.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
Where does your power come from? You don’t just plug into the wall and get magic clean energy. You are just shifting the shit elsewhere.
It’s a lie told to sell you a good and you are eating it up.
Less than 8% of energy consumption in the US comes from renewable energy. Another 8% come from nuclear.
That’s petrol / natural gas / coal powering your home, factories, ships, and restaurant. Natural gas is not green, it’s greenwashed.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
It’s not that easy. Sprawl needs to be addressed. Our cities are build around cars. You can’t slap a few busses in a town expect shit to work.
I work an hour away from my home. I would take a train but there isnt one that is reliable or cheaper than driving.
Having a light rail system that connected the east coast would take centuries unless the government acted with unprecedented action and speed even then it would be decades.
I’d love more public transportation yes.
I am saying right off the bat I think biodiesel would be a more viable alternativ as it could be relatively easily adopted as the infrastructure is already in place.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
Biodiesel specifically due to it’s relatively clean manufacturing process. Cost not withstanding. Cost will go down as adoption improves.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
Nuclear gang rise up.
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
Evs make us reliant on lithium which just shifts the problem to another country. Additionally - the infrastructure is not there for evs.
I think the best alternative right now would be biodiesel hybrids and straight biodiesel vehicles and FUCKING SMALLER VEHICLES
- Comment on Not happening, dude 2 weeks ago:
At least he was chill about it and was like " yeah - I get it. "