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So it begins...

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Dav09@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs

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    • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn’t be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.

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      • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s gender affirming care

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      • KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Agreed.

        But he’s a sack of shit, so I don’t think too many people will think that hard.

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      • Tyfud@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn’t people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?

        If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn’t feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.

        But because he’s a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it’s game on.

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      • hate2bme@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?

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    • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I’d get hair plugs too.

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    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.

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  • cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I feel like this is more accurate:

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!

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      • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Is regression a form of growth?

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Zorg made it look way better

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Zorg also made things that actually work.

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      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Zorg’s flame thrower was a lot better than Musk’s.

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      • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If only cyber trucks had a little red button

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    • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.

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  • Cadeillac@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He should go back to this

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    • ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”

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      • corey0k@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Adios turd nugget!

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    • unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Couldn’t find a gif of Corey Feldman?

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    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A wig?

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    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Offbrand jack sperrow looking ahh

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  • citrusface@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least zorg knew he was an asshole

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Musk definitely knows too.

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      • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t agree. I think he believes he’s a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.

        Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It’s a dangerous mixture.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.

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      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And as far as we know he wasn’t hemorrhaging money

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  • malean@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

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    • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bring me the priest.

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      • RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “I know”

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy “oops it was the trunks fault” bullpucky

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They shoulda asked about the little red button.

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There’s already been two or three references to him that did not age well.

    In the writer’s defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.

      Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you’ll look like a fucking weirdo.

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  • proper@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    all those hair plugs just for that

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  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    good lord he looks like a frog

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  • blady_blah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “fire one million” - Musk

    It totally works.

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  • noxy@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alternatively:

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  • imaginepayingforred@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Glad this site has an equal amount of hatred for this clown

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  • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So it begins… Posts a picture that’s like 4 years old

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  • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Somehow reminding me of the singer of Rammstein

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    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Never have I been so disappointed to see Till brought up in a conversation about Musk.

      Till is infinitely more valuable to the human race than Musk could ever hope to be. 🤘

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      • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Have you heard how he allegedly treats women?

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  • Pofski@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone get him some cherries.

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is what comes from not having anyone in your life who can tell you you’re an idiot.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?

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  • AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Musk”

    Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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  • Laborer3652@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that plastic piece supposed to be there or can we only see it because of digital remastry? I never knew if that was part of the costume or not.

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    • Kabaka@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s definitely supposed to be visible.

      Source: am ancient and saw The Fifth Element when it was new, before the plastic-enhancing remaster.

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      • Laborer3652@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thanks! One of those things I’ve wondered about but never bothered asking. Now I know :)

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    • Axiochus@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I watched it when it came out, it’s prominently featured in at least once scene.

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  • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, the guy has some style. Sad that his personality has been corrupted so much.

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You mean he’s got some type of style. What that style is though…

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  • nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    MFW it wasn’t a fart.

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  • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This can’t be real

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  • psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I woulda gone with Lex Luthor

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    • Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lex Luthor is actually a super genius. And he can actually improve the world tremendously, such as in Red Son.

      That said, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg was still a more positive and likeable character than Elon Musk.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lex Luthor cured cancer just to get close enough to Superman to kill him. It worked, too.

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