I feel like this is more accurate:
So it begins...
Submitted 8 months ago by Dav09@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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cobysev@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Zorg made it look way better
db2@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Zorg also made things that actually work.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Zorg’s flame thrower was a lot better than Musk’s.
kautau@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If only cyber trucks had a little red button
scytale@lemm.ee 8 months ago
And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.
Cadeillac@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He should go back to this
ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”
corey0k@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Adios turd nugget!
unreachable@lemmy.world 8 months ago
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Couldn’t find a gif of Corey Feldman?
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A wig?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Offbrand jack sperrow looking ahh
citrusface@lemmy.world 8 months ago
At least zorg knew he was an asshole
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Musk definitely knows too.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I don’t agree. I think he believes he’s a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.
Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It’s a dangerous mixture.
Etterra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And as far as we know he wasn’t hemorrhaging money
malean@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?
don@lemm.ee 8 months ago
You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Bring me the priest.
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“I know”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy “oops it was the trunks fault” bullpucky
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
They shoulda asked about the little red button.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 months ago
Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There’s already been two or three references to him that did not age well.
In the writer’s defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.
dumbass@leminal.space 8 months ago
Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.
Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.
dumbass@leminal.space 8 months ago
When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you’ll look like a fucking weirdo.
proper@lemmy.world 8 months ago
all those hair plugs just for that
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.
pyre@lemmy.world 8 months ago
good lord he looks like a frog
blady_blah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“fire one million” - Musk
It totally works.
noxy@yiffit.net 8 months ago
imaginepayingforred@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Glad this site has an equal amount of hatred for this clown
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 8 months ago
So it begins… Posts a picture that’s like 4 years old
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Somehow reminding me of the singer of Rammstein
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Never have I been so disappointed to see Till brought up in a conversation about Musk.
Till is infinitely more valuable to the human race than Musk could ever hope to be. 🤘
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Have you heard how he allegedly treats women?
Pofski@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Someone get him some cherries.
NABDad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is what comes from not having anyone in your life who can tell you you’re an idiot.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Musk”
Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Laborer3652@reddthat.com 8 months ago
Is that plastic piece supposed to be there or can we only see it because of digital remastry? I never knew if that was part of the costume or not.
Kabaka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
It’s definitely supposed to be visible.
Source: am ancient and saw The Fifth Element when it was new, before the plastic-enhancing remaster.
Laborer3652@reddthat.com 8 months ago
Thanks! One of those things I’ve wondered about but never bothered asking. Now I know :)
Axiochus@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I watched it when it came out, it’s prominently featured in at least once scene.
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Well, the guy has some style. Sad that his personality has been corrupted so much.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 months ago
You mean he’s got some type of style. What that style is though…
nebulaone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
MFW it wasn’t a fart.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
This can’t be real
psmgx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I woulda gone with Lex Luthor
Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Lex Luthor is actually a super genius. And he can actually improve the world tremendously, such as in Red Son.
That said, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg was still a more positive and likeable character than Elon Musk.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Lex Luthor cured cancer just to get close enough to Superman to kill him. It worked, too.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs
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KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn’t be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
It’s gender affirming care
KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Agreed.
But he’s a sack of shit, so I don’t think too many people will think that hard.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn’t people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?
If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn’t feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.
But because he’s a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it’s game on.
hate2bme@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I’d get hair plugs too.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.