I feel like this is more accurate:
So it begins...
Submitted 2 years ago by Dav09@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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cobysev@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Zorg made it look way better
db2@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Zorg also made things that actually work.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Zorg’s flame thrower was a lot better than Musk’s.
kautau@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If only cyber trucks had a little red button
scytale@lemm.ee 2 years ago
And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.
Cadeillac@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He should go back to this
ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”
corey0k@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Adios turd nugget!
unreachable@lemmy.world 2 years ago
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Couldn’t find a gif of Corey Feldman?
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A wig?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Offbrand jack sperrow looking ahh
citrusface@lemmy.world 2 years ago
At least zorg knew he was an asshole
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Musk definitely knows too.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I don’t agree. I think he believes he’s a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.
Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It’s a dangerous mixture.
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And as far as we know he wasn’t hemorrhaging money
malean@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?
don@lemm.ee 2 years ago
You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Bring me the priest.
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“I know”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy “oops it was the trunks fault” bullpucky
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
They shoulda asked about the little red button.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 years ago
Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There’s already been two or three references to him that did not age well.
In the writer’s defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 years ago
Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.
Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 years ago
When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you’ll look like a fucking weirdo.
proper@lemmy.world 2 years ago
all those hair plugs just for that
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.
pyre@lemmy.world 2 years ago
good lord he looks like a frog
blady_blah@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“fire one million” - Musk
It totally works.
noxy@yiffit.net 2 years ago
imaginepayingforred@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Glad this site has an equal amount of hatred for this clown
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 2 years ago
So it begins… Posts a picture that’s like 4 years old
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Somehow reminding me of the singer of Rammstein
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Never have I been so disappointed to see Till brought up in a conversation about Musk.
Till is infinitely more valuable to the human race than Musk could ever hope to be. 🤘
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Have you heard how he allegedly treats women?
Pofski@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Someone get him some cherries.
NABDad@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is what comes from not having anyone in your life who can tell you you’re an idiot.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Musk”
Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Laborer3652@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Is that plastic piece supposed to be there or can we only see it because of digital remastry? I never knew if that was part of the costume or not.
Kabaka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
It’s definitely supposed to be visible.
Source: am ancient and saw The Fifth Element when it was new, before the plastic-enhancing remaster.
Laborer3652@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Thanks! One of those things I’ve wondered about but never bothered asking. Now I know :)
Axiochus@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I watched it when it came out, it’s prominently featured in at least once scene.
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Well, the guy has some style. Sad that his personality has been corrupted so much.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 years ago
You mean he’s got some type of style. What that style is though…
nebulaone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
MFW it wasn’t a fart.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
This can’t be real
psmgx@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I woulda gone with Lex Luthor
Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Lex Luthor is actually a super genius. And he can actually improve the world tremendously, such as in Red Son.
That said, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg was still a more positive and likeable character than Elon Musk.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lex Luthor cured cancer just to get close enough to Superman to kill him. It worked, too.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs
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KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn’t be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It’s gender affirming care
KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Agreed.
But he’s a sack of shit, so I don’t think too many people will think that hard.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn’t people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?
If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn’t feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.
But because he’s a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it’s game on.
hate2bme@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I’d get hair plugs too.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.