I mean, I guess it depends on where he’s keeping his phone while nude. He might enjoy a little nude pickpocketing, if he’s open minded, and the pickpocket has sufficient lube
Lifeprotip
Submitted 1 day ago by morrowind@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It does leave your flesh pockets awfully exposed
58008@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is why I keep my front door key in my foreskin. Either I evade the pickpocket, or I make a new friend. I cannot lose.
As a younger man, I was able to unlock the door hands-free. These days, I need to fish the key out of my floppy beige KKK hood like a sock trapped in a duvet cover on laundry day.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I call this comment, the “58008’s Wild Ride”
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I keep my keys in my prison pocket. Along with my phone. And my wallet. And my EDC pocket knife. And a Leatherman. And a Moleskin and a couple of pens. And a tactical flashlight. And a small first aid kit.
I do walk a bit funny though.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Which tactics do you employ with that flashlight?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Strike hard, strike first, show no mercy!
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 day ago
So, like, which one goes in first? And if you need that, do you have to pull everything else out of your pocket to get to it?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Nah, they go in any order and then you just kind of… rootle around in there.
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
That’s where you’re wrong: for nature’s pocket can still be picked and ut doesn’t even need to be full to do so
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Bro needs to do some manscaping on his eyebrows for real fam, no cap.
eran_morad@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Deadass
CluckN@lemmy.world 1 day ago
On jah the Rizzler is going to flush this bozo down the skibidi toilet.
MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You’re just jealous
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
…he enjoys it.
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
“Hold my bear” I wispered, reaching for my kitchen tongs
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah but what about nutkicking, then?
morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Simple, just get into cbt
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Jokes on you, I keep my bills rolled in my foreskin.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Prison pocket though
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Nature’s pocket
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 day ago
Just keep it sealed tight