Lifeprotip

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Prison pocket though

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  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nature’s pocket

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just keep it sealed tight

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  • MIDItheKID@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I prefer the term “Keister stash”

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean, I guess it depends on where he’s keeping his phone while nude. He might enjoy a little nude pickpocketing, if he’s open minded, and the pickpocket has sufficient lube

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It does leave your flesh pockets awfully exposed

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is why I keep my front door key in my foreskin. Either I evade the pickpocket, or I make a new friend. I cannot lose.

  As a younger man, I was able to unlock the door hands-free. These days, I need to fish the key out of my floppy beige KKK hood like a sock trapped in a duvet cover on laundry day.

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  • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I call this comment, the “58008’s Wild Ride”

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    • harmsy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mr. Skeltal’s was worse.

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I keep my keys in my prison pocket. Along with my phone. And my wallet. And my EDC pocket knife. And a Leatherman. And a Moleskin and a couple of pens. And a tactical flashlight. And a small first aid kit.

  I do walk a bit funny though.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which tactics do you employ with that flashlight?

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Strike hard, strike first, show no mercy!

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So, like, which one goes in first? And if you need that, do you have to pull everything else out of your pocket to get to it?

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, they go in any order and then you just kind of… rootle around in there.

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• Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s where you’re wrong: for nature’s pocket can still be picked and ut doesn’t even need to be full to do so

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bro needs to do some manscaping on his eyebrows for real fam, no cap.

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  • eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Deadass

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  • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    On jah the Rizzler is going to flush this bozo down the skibidi toilet.

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  • MelastSB@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re just jealous

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• nonentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …he enjoys it.

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah but what about nutkicking, then?

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  • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Simple, just get into cbt

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• pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Hold my bear” I wispered, reaching for my kitchen tongs

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• rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  keep it in your sunburn

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• NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jokes on you, I keep my bills rolled in my foreskin.

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