Time to scratch that ball itch
Good afternoon, get yr nails did.
Submitted 11 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 11 months ago
What Lesbians see when other lesbians threaten to let their nails grow
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
The thought of this person touching a microfiber cloth is too much for me to bear
Flummoxed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It was terrible, and you made it worse. Thank you.
Wetstew@lemmy.world 11 months ago
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Have fun snagging your hands on literally everything
Fades@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fuck you op
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m a bad person and I should feel bad.
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Those would break off in 0.01 seconds
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 11 months ago
No they wouldn’t. They’d tear along each cut until they met skin 😳
It’d happen pretty “quick” right enough
nexussapphire@lemm.ee 11 months ago
This literally makes my skin crawl. I already bend my nails backwards picking up heavy awkward stuff.
Mostly_Harmless_Variant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This gave me the same visceral reaction as nail-based torture scenes in movies.
ryan213@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I’d poke my eye out.
db2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They break before that happens, time wise
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Man, it has been a long time since the Internet has made me say “oh my god” out loud
hperrin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Quickly run those down a wool sweater.
quinkin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Scene: Customer walks into toilet, the door closes.
*Short pause followed by blood curdling scream"
Jump cut to outside, screams echo, pigeons fly away startled.
Flummoxed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Cut back to outside of toilet, where blood seeps from under the door.
lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 months ago
yo let’s go bowling
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
IwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthem
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
How to tell someone gets exactly 0 pussy:
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
That’s where you’re wrong. He’s a gynecologist.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Oh. Oh no.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There nothing we can do. The fingers must be amputated.
errer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Whelp I have a new strange phobia
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 11 months ago
i have goosebumps just by seeing that…
clemdemort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Noooooo :((
Inktvip@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Those are some peak water polo nails.
fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
at least put in the effort to make them look like little hands smh
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Flummoxed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No… Please… This can not exist. Why???
essell@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Like a snails mouth
Name@feddit.nu 11 months ago
💀
Korne127@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Interesting how most people here are pretty horrified while I like the idea and think it looks a bit cool although it’s very impractical.
wabafee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Strangely looks like pasta.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
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