Flummoxed

@Flummoxed@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you shop by unit prices, double check the math!⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I love thinking about peanut butter being a stripper, thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are we still doing the cat thing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This cat’s name is Kevin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live Long and Prosper... with aliens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This unreasonably makes me happy, and I am going to have a much better day today just by thinking about it. Thank you so much for sharing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mossy ass milf⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So fucking hot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cry Harder, Kid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit. Now I want to work at an aquarium. Sassy scallops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hehe he said "hole"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lake titicaca!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You hear him howling around your kitchen door, you better not let him in…⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Little old lady got mutilated late last night”

  One of the best lyrics ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lucas Arts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That was amazing!! I would not have bothered without your comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't care if you don't get this joke because I think it's hilarious.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please tell me this is real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do social workers get upset when you don't want their help?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You do realize that social workers are at least attempting to make social programs work for people? Like, they are pushing socialism in a real, mostly positive way?

  I’m really sorry that these people who just really want to help people are bothering you, but maybe just explain your situation kindly and have gratitude for the people they do help who suffer from capitalism?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High Beam⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dear God, I hate this so much. Please give me a way to make these motherfuckers feel just a percentage of the kniving pain they unknowingly stab me with… May they understand why they must change their ways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Explosions in the Sky⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is definitely Numberwang!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to find Kenneth to answer that question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Noise⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was absolutely expecting this song. I’m always expecting this song, but especially when I am fast asleep. The cries of the carrots…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is so freaking funny to me. I love Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For our shitlib friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is so freaking funny to me. I love Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the tag!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That does seem gross and weird.

  I will note that this is German potato salad, which does not have mayo and instead has vinegar, so it’s not quite as disgusting as I first thought.

  Still, the only use cases I can think of would be camping and end of world prepping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not that serious.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not that serious.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Such a great show!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not that serious.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all in the wrist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only 191 days until Christmas⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, shelving guy! That makes sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the rule for which 'national identity adjective' suffix to use?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm… Icees…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the rule for which 'national identity adjective' suffix to use?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And Titanic! Wait… No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does affective empathy work with anger?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree wholeheartedly with all you have said. It is especially frustrating when someone else’s emotions prime me to feel that emotion overwhelmingly when the next slightly justifiable situation occurs.

  For example, I had a friend who was going through the end of a terrible marriage and we talked about it a lot. She would leave, and then the next thing that came out of someone else’s mouth would often make me snap at them, which would confuse them. I would feel justified in my anger at the time because it felt so real, but later realize it was just carry over from my conversation with my friend.

  Luckily, she is divorced now and doing great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨coo coo cachoo⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨coo coo cachoo⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dry Humor⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The damp must be the amount of sarcasm in the joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ya feel me?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My last sentence was meant to convey exactly that: OP should get some decent headphones and stay at home for his musical enjoyment. Apologies if that was unclear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New unit of measurement⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, that’s funny, since I am a Texan. 🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ya feel me?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Get some decent headphones and stop being a selfish jerk who might hurt people. You can transcend without driving a fucking car.