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He may try to sleep with you

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨heartpatcher@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, that’s a clear sign that you’re wasting a lot of time.

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    • Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I did not. Still enjoyed it without context though

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      • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        sh.itjust.works/post/18780875

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s a cool looking dog

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  • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Luckily a door will stop him.

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But…he’s already through the door…

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      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not my butthole door.

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  • sxan@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it’s warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I’m a married man.

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    • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.

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      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Hey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.

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  • DenizEfe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hear me out

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    • DenizEfe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He looks breedable

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    • Sunsethughes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Those fingers though

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    • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I really just need someone, anyone to cuddle.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those of us on Ten Forward have our own Kevin. A better Kevin. A Kevin we all wish we could be.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Kevin I’m trying to sleep you can sing in the morning

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Kevin sings when Kevin wants.

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  • distantsounds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There is a cleaning fee to consider, Kevin

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    • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Kevin gonna be makin’ me nut all over the place.

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  • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s kinda what I’ve imagined as well

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’d still make room for him. Hop on in buddy.

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Snuggle buddy for life!

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      • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        🥰

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Drake

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  • ComradeR@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No problem for me! But I’m farting a lot today. I hope Kevin don’t mind it…

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  • MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thanks no, he snores.

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  • Nom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    451966

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At least he doesn’t have his great and mighty vampire wizard gun!

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  • valid@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    konakona.moe

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

    Just came across this a couple posts above…

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