Replace the second U with an S and it gains a lot of functionality.
As per my last email
Submitted 2 weeks ago by titty_wizard@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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haywire7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ThePropHat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
suck you 😳
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you insist…
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Who’s going to write “fuck yos” it doesn’t even make sense.
/s in case it isn’t obvious
haywire7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Say it with a New York accent, problem solved!
SpeakerToLampposts@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Armand1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s the longest single word your can type with that keyboard? Best I can do is “yucky”.
0ops@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
cookoff
No caps because no shift.
wjrii@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
- You win, I think. That definitely seems to be an accepted spelling.
- Pretty sure this particular keyboard is gonna be only caps. One of my keyboards even does this with numlock. It is on by defualt, has no numlock key, and if I plug in a second or use software to turn it off, the keyboard turns it back on like a useless machine.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Is “fuckoff” one word? As in, "You’re a real … "
NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
How many ‘U’ keys do you need??
biggie_dd@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Hah, classic
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
With the power of macros, we can maintain the same functionality while reducing the form factor to a single key!
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Wait, are all the macros just pressing the same key different numbers of times?
bus_factor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No need. It knows what the next letter is at any given time. In fact, we can just type out the whole phrase with one key press!
switch@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Ahhh, the legendary IBM Model F!
onnekas@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
A single “fuck you” button would be an innovative improvement.
Not sure if science is ready yet to accomplish such a task!
M137@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
But you wouldn’t be able to write “as per my last email”…
Smaantha@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
Lol
Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I would just need a off key…
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
This makes me wonder how we can take a standard qwerty keyboard, and turn it into a layout with as many expletives as possible?
PostProcess@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
‘Nobody got fired for buying IBM…’ ‘… hold my beer.’
pitaya@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
No caps lock?
Sergio@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Missing an exclamation mark.
Smaantha@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
Smaantha@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
Want some nose-cake?
Smaantha@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Oh hey. It’s the keyboard used in the 2008 action movie Wanted.
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ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Movie any good? Worth finding?
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The story is a little bit curved and I don’t want to spoiler all bullet points, but if you don’t search for a far-reaching target or complicated woven meaning, I’m sure you can enjoy it.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
If you like incoherent scream-whining for a solid 20 minutes, followed by an incoherent plot about… weavers?.. then go for it
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
If you like action movies, yes.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
It’s okay. IIRC, Morgan Freeman says "motherfucker"in it. Also there’s guns.