They never even notice

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• Murse@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Free food is good food.

  …that sentence has way too many o’s.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Free fod is god fod

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    • aport@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fod is god Free fod

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Froo food os good food

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oooo oooo oo oooo oooo!

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• cloudshouter@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Smash burgers are all the same. Crisp edges and juicy center. The only thing I’m asking is what cheese.

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  • ThunderComplex@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me asking what cheese everyone wants before slapping kraft singles on all of them

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    • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Which is the correct answer. Maybe not Kraft but certainly American cheese.

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    • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I default to smoked Gouda.

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not how much cheese? what if I want mine drowned in blue cheese?

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    • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m very accommodating

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They never notice … or they’re too polite to complain about how their free burger is cooked?

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or op makes a pretty good burger

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They should all be 165° for food safety’s sake when it comes to ground beef. You can play around with a steak’s temperature becuause any bacteria are on the surface and not ground into the meat, though that’s becoming less true with tenderizers being used on steaks.

  YMMV, of course.

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  • melfie@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who doesn’t like steak tartare on a bun?

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I always notice, but if I told you to remake it correctly that would probably be seen as super rude, so 🤷

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Because by the time they are done everyone is three beers in and hungry AF.

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• Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, a burger should be well cooked anyway; it’s minced meat so it has bacteria in it that must be killed unlike normal meat cuts where killing the bacteria on the external layer is good enough

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• RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lol, I never ask. Do one thing and do it well.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We just think you’re bad at grilling, but don’t want to hurt your feelings.

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• VinegarChunks@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Also. Ask every single person if they want cheese on their burger. All of them always will, but be sure to ask them anyway.

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