Give. Me. My. Wish.

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• bampop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  If you wished for another genie they’d probably say it was against the rules. Giving them an incentive to supply another genie is fair play.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Exactly why are you not wishing for infinite genie blowjobs?

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  • cruseo@piefed.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because that can go wrong and a lot of ways. Genies can be tricky.

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, “infinite genie blowjobs” is begging to end up in a Twilight Zone porn parody.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seems like you’d get turned into a genie that can only grant wishes by giving blowjobs…

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I suppose? I thought that was more of a monkey’s paw thing though

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Imagine having a consatnt never ending blowjob, Even if it is by the best mouth in the world, after an hour it starts hurting, after a day you are hungry and thirsty, and having a Djinn permanently attatched to your dick will make it hard to get food/work or do anything.

    you will have to chop your dick to free yourself, while the djinn is stuck with your cock in his mouth for eternity

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lol that’s only if you don’t specify they are individual bjs and on demand

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  • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    youtube.com/watch?v=Bwic3hJ4q1A

    It doesn’t work.

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    • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This was amazing, thanks!!

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s one wish though. Loophole!

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t need to. I already have @dastechniker@lemmy.world

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    • dastechniker@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      :3

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    https://youtu.be/QnyjsAcggfg

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• CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And I thought choices of 693106 were dumb.

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• AutumnalAdjacent@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wonder what your third wish could possibly be

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Probably a genie boob job

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Personally that’s when I’d ask to cornhole the genie.

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• DangerNooble@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I rubbed your lamp now you rub mine

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m surprised the genie gave an enjoyable blowjob the first time, which means the second one is being requested out of spite!

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